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β™₯️ SECRETS β™₯️ SEASON FINALE πŸ¦‹ Me : Whaat πŸ€” Celine : Carl we were in danger na walikua part of the deal sahi mnacheka cheka nao.. really Carl? Me : Come here Celine.. I'm doing this for you Celine : Aje..tell me how and why Me : Tukiseti hawa wasee wewe…
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SEASON 03
Episode 01πŸ¦‹

Kisubmarine pale Stesh amenishika ready handed na doo za magendo na Ras pia vitu anabonga nilikua sielewiπŸ˜‚

Me : Bro what do you mean
Ras : I have been training you Carl sijui kaa umekua ukinotice?
Me : Training ya nini broπŸ€”
Ras : Hizi deals zote imekua training..we ndo nitawachia legacy.. you'll be the next Ras
Me : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚sasa how does that connect na mimi kukua Ras sahi vile unasemaπŸ˜‚
Ras : Wachana nayoπŸ˜‚..utakuja elewa one day
Me : Na sasa bro you want me to be Ras now?..how?

Jamaa akakata simuπŸ˜‚. Huyu mse hukua pepo flani ama niniπŸ˜‚. Sasa nikapenduka nijibu mashtakaπŸ˜‚

Stesh : Hio cash yote beb unafanyia nini?..are you a drug deΒ°aler?
Me : Aii beb sasa hizo ni gani
Stesh : Carl ni risky sana kukua na this amount of cash.. I'm scared..beb wewe hufanya nini apart from hii job yako?
Me : Hizi ni savings nimekua naweka mahali for our wedding hata ndo nilikua nimeleta kama surprise but umeharibu sasa
Stesh : Beb this stuff is not adding up?😏.. ulikua umesave wapi?..ju hakuna bank iko open sahi na hata hivo hauwezi withdraw such amount kwa bank bila explanation
Me : Nilikua nimeeka kwa mse ako na biz
Stesh : Anafanya kazi hadi hizi masaa??
Me : Nimetoka kwake.. niliweka huko na zilikua zinagaina interest
Stesh : Tunaweza enda na wewe kwake sahi?
Me : Eii come on kama hautaki kunitrust ingia kwa hao ulale

Nikachukua hizo doo tukaingia kwa haoπŸ˜‚. Story mob mi stakiπŸ˜‚. The following day nikaamkia job. Mike akakuja

Mike : Bro niko na idea
Me : Nishow
Mike : Hizi deals ni risky sana..what if tupige tu moja ngori tupate doo mob kabisa na tuwachane nayo?
Me : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚once umeingia kwa deals bro there's no going back
Mike : AjeπŸ˜‚..iko bro
Me : Mse anatupea hizi deals anajua ukitoka unaweza mseti so unaweza kula risasi..huyu Ras ako kila mahali bro huwezi hepaπŸ˜‚
Mike : NomaπŸ˜‚

Tukaendelea kupiga job. 11am hapo Tresh akaingia

Tresh : Hope sijapoteaπŸ˜‚
Me : You are in the right placeπŸ˜‚.. Celine.. unaweza letea mgeni wangu chai
Celine : Okay😏

Celine akaleta kahawa pale karibu animwagie kwa miguu ju ya hasiraπŸ˜‚πŸ’”

Tresh : So carl mimi ni kama mambo yangu imegonga ukutaπŸ’”
Me : Nichapie tuone kaa tunaweza pata solution
Tresh : So carl nilikua nimekushow siwezi tumia pregnancy pills tena.. Simon anataka mtoi na pia Steve naona akinipea ball sijui naanzia wapi..mind you hao naishi sahi ni Simon analipa rent.. Steve hukuja huko tho most of the time hua nalala kwake..nikiwa kwake naweka phone flight mode ju babake hushinda amenicall usiku anataka kujua niko wapi mara mbona niko mteja.. nowadays tukienda walk na Steve hua nakua tu worried tunaweza patana na Simon
Me : Tresh hapa you only have one solution..torokaπŸ˜‚..ukisema uwachane na one of these people you are doneπŸ’”
Tresh : Nitoroke niende wapi Carl
Me : Simon ako na doo mob sana Tresh, Steve pia ako na doo but sio mob kama za babake..toka Simon pesa za maana na uishie uanze life mbali hata unaweza fungua biz yako kua mjanja bure naona kikikuramba vibaya sana
Tresh : Sijui pin ya Simon Carl ye hunitumia tu pesa
Me : Now is the time..bembeleza huyo mzee ujue pin zake na upotee that's the only solution ju by the way hauwezi toroka bila doo si unajua utakua umepoteza job pia
Tresh : What if hio process itake time nijipate na ball ya one of them?
Me : Hio haina shida.. you'll have money for you and your kid penye mtaenda
Tresh : Carl siwezi lea mtoto bila baba..i can't
Me : Tresh do you realize that we are trying to correct your mistakes?..hio shida yote ni wewe ulijiletea na huyo mtoi pia atakua one of your mistakesπŸ’”..na itabidi ukubali vile mambo iko
Tresh : Carl niko stressed naweza hata jiua akiπŸ₯²
Me : Wacha kusema hivo..Tresh ukitoka Simon pesa za maana zenye zinaweza kulisha for the next ten years uko mbele
Tresh : Thanks Carl I'll try..na kwani uliwachana na Lizz?
Me : Yeah
Tresh : Why?..ama ni ju ya Stesh?
Me : Zii nilichoka tu na yeye
Tresh : Okay Carl wacha nirudi job we'll talk
Me : Poa

Tresh kutoka tu hivi Steve akanicall πŸ“±

Steve : Carl
Me : Yooh bro mambo
Steve : We need to talk πŸ’”

TO BE CONTINUED πŸ”₯
VIBES & WINES πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
β™₯️ SECRETS β™₯️ SEASON 03 Episode 01πŸ¦‹ Kisubmarine pale Stesh amenishika ready handed na doo za magendo na Ras pia vitu anabonga nilikua sielewiπŸ˜‚ Me : Bro what do you mean Ras : I have been training you Carl sijui kaa umekua ukinotice? Me : Training ya nini…
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S03 ep2πŸ¦‹

Manze nikashindwa Steve anadai tubonge nini hadiπŸ˜‚πŸ’”

Me : Kwani kuna noma ama
Steve : Zii

Nikacheki mood yake haiko freshi nikajua sio kitu fiti kisubmarine

Me : Sahi ama wapi
Steve : Nakam huko
Me : Poa

Nikachill pale nikifile ma documents after sometimes Steve akaingia

Me : Mzee rada
Steve : Buda uko freshi
Me : Yeah
Steve : Najua inasound crazy but i was going through her phone man na napata outgoing calls zako mob sana man what's going on
Me : AiiπŸ™†..bro unanishuku na manzi yako?
Steve : Sio hivo man..mind you bro hua mnabonga for more than one hour bro kwani ni nini hio hua mna discuss..kama kuna kitu sijui nichanue bro
Me : Man uko insecure
Steve : Huwezi sema hivo bro lazima nikue concerned this is my girlfriend bro.. outgoing calls na incoming calls zimekua mob sana between wewe na yeye man.. kitu nataka unishow bro ni uniambie if she is planning anything bad against me..anadai kuniwacha ama?..ama ako na mse mwingine
Me : Zii bro..mimi na Tresh tulikua friends before hata nipatane na wewe.. she's purely a friend walahi man siwezi kufanyia kitu kama hio mse.. plus hakuna plans ako nazo mbaya against you infact bro huyu dem anakupenda sana
Steve : Nilikua worried manze karibu nishindwe manzi anadai kunitoka na huwezi niambiaπŸ˜‚.. unajua once uko kwa relationship bro insecurities hukuja zenyewe hata mse akue savage aje love haitambui kiburiπŸ˜‚
Me : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..na man ile form flani ya fake notes kwani ilizimanga hivo?
Steve : Hao wasee walipoteaga naskia some of them walishikwa na fake money notes so wale wengine wakakua scattered lakini wacha I'll do a follow up nione
Me : Fanya hivo manzeπŸ˜‚..tunaumiaπŸ˜‚
Steve : Unaumia aje na wewe ni manager wacha mchezo manπŸ˜‚
Me : We unda mamboπŸ˜‚

After Steve kutoka hivi nikacall Tresh immediately

Me : Kua unadelete call logs after tumebonga manze Steve karibu animalize
Tresh : WhaatπŸ€”..so he is spying on meπŸ’”
Me : Usimuulize atajua nimemseti we kua tu mjanja
Tresh : Mi kichungwa hivi sioniπŸ˜‚πŸ’”
Me : We usiniseti but do as i have said
Tresh : Poa..
Me : Na ile ya Simon anza as early as today jua hauna time na anytime anything inaweza happen usiwaste time hata kidogo
Tresh : Poa..but ikikua successful utanisaidia kuhepa Carl
Me : Aje sasa
Tresh : Kunihepesha na kunisaidia nipate place yenye nitaenda kukaa
Me : We'll see we fanya mambo kwanza

Lunch time hapo Celine akakam kwa office

Celine : Hello handsome🀣
Me : Hebu toka hapaπŸ˜‚
Celine : Kitu inaniuma ni kuona Cliff na Denno hapa
Me : It was all about the strikes we unaelewa hii maneno.. Trevor was the brain behind it na sahi ako ndani
Celine : Yeah lakini kuwaona around bado hainibambi
Me : UtazoeaπŸ˜‚
Celine : How is that kagirl of yours
Me : Tusiende huko sasa
Celine : I don't care tho..kumbuka ulinipromise aje..we made a deal ukasema you'll treat me well and stuff so i bet bado unakumbuka our terms...i helped you about hio mambo ya kina Cliff na sahi you need to fulfill your promises
Me : Or?
Celine : Carl don't try anything stupid..wewe jua I'm on of your 'girlfriends'

TO BE CONTINUED πŸ”₯

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β™₯️ SECRETS β™₯️ S03 ep2πŸ¦‹ Manze nikashindwa Steve anadai tubonge nini hadiπŸ˜‚πŸ’” Me : Kwani kuna noma ama Steve : Zii Nikacheki mood yake haiko freshi nikajua sio kitu fiti kisubmarine Me : Sahi ama wapi Steve : Nakam huko Me : Poa Nikachill pale nikifile…
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Sn03 Ep03 πŸ¦‹

Celine i thought angesahau ile mambo kumbe bado terms and conditions zina apply kisubmarine πŸ˜‚πŸ’”. Majioni hivi nikamdrop kwake

Celine : Come in
Me : Celine i....
Celine : Shh🀫

Mkuu nikashikwa mkono hadi kwa haoπŸ˜‚. Tukaingia bathroom akafungulia hot water mzee nikafanyiwa massage nikafeel freshi. Mechi ingine illegal iliamka hapo hadi kama soldier alikua keen aligeuka kiziwiπŸ˜‚πŸ’”. Kumkunja hadi 360Β° pale central kunawaka moto. Something crossed my mind. Ju Celine ananitaka vibaya sana anaweza tumia ball kuninasaπŸ˜‚. Kiundercover nikasema itabidi nikue mjanja nianze kuingia na CD ju huyu ako capable of anythingπŸ˜‚. Nikatoka

Celine : Gotea Stesh
Me : How do you know her name😏
Celine : Carl we hua unaona mimi ni fala sana
Me : We kwenda

Nikatoka nikaishia home. Nikapata Stesh alifika kitambo

Stesh : Hey honey how was your day😘
Me : Babbyy it was awesome
Stesh : So i was thinking.. hizi pesa zitakaa hapa kweli?.. zinaweza attract wezi
Me : Wezi wagani wanajua Carl ako na cash kwa nyumba sahiπŸ˜‚
Stesh : But beb your story is not adding up Carl.. maybe one day utakuja nishow penye ulitoa hizi pesa
Me : I was honest with you nikakuambia everything nothing more to discuss
Stesh : But beb i told you staki weddingπŸ₯Ή
Me : Your dad wants a wedding lazima uvae gown

Nika regret kusema hizo doo ni za wedding ju inside pia staki wedding manzeπŸ˜‚

Stesh : Beb wedding ni kuwaste pesa
Me : And we have the money so what?
Stesh : BeebπŸ₯Ί
Me : Ama uko na idea gani..if you can convince your dad tusifanye wedding itakua poa basi
Stesh : Ni kichwa ngumu but I'll try
Me : Okay

TWO WEEKS LATER
The previous week tulipiga deals nilibaki tukamada na Mike but doo sikukua nakam nazo home ju ya SteshπŸ˜‚. So ilikua Tuesday nimechill pale kwa office niko idle kama panty yako baridiπŸ˜‚. Jim akacall πŸ“±

Jim : Niaje bro
Me : Poa sana
Jim : Mathe ananishow unanikujia
Me : Snider?
Jim : We husema snider but nakumbuka nilikushow ni Becky kwani we unamjua na jina ganiπŸ˜‚
Me : Kusahau πŸ˜‚
Me : Wacha nitegee anishow then
Jim : Poa..na ulipata job naweza fanya?
Me : Bado but ikijipa I'll halla you

Nikachill kama one hour hivi Sandy akacall πŸ“±

Sandy : Mambo Carl
Me : Poa sana
Sandy : Si unaweza drop ule kijanaa ile place yangu ya kawaida?
Me : Poa
Sandy : Sahi sahi..then nataka kuongea na wewe later on
Me : Haina shida

Nikachomoka nikadrop Jim ile lodging yenye mathe hukua then nikarudi site. Phone ikaring. Kuangalia ni Cindy ule siz ya Tresh

Me : Hello
Cindy : Sasa Carl
Me : Poa sana
Cindy : Can we meet?.. kindly

TO BE CONTINUED πŸ”₯
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β™₯️ SECRETS β™₯️ Sn03 Ep03 πŸ¦‹ Celine i thought angesahau ile mambo kumbe bado terms and conditions zina apply kisubmarine πŸ˜‚πŸ’”. Majioni hivi nikamdrop kwake Celine : Come in Me : Celine i.... Celine : Shh🀫 Mkuu nikashikwa mkono hadi kwa haoπŸ˜‚. Tukaingia bathroom…
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SEASON 03 πŸ”₯
Episode 04πŸ¦‹

Cindy anataka tumeet tufanye nini sasaπŸ˜‚. Huyu akae mbali na mimi ju nikianza kufungua kichuma atahepa

Me : Ooh is everything okay amaa
Cindy : Yeah
Me : So tunameet wapi..time?
Cindy : Unaweza kam kwangu kindly?.. please
Me : Time?
Cindy : Sahi if possible
Me : Give me like 30 minutes nakam
Cindy : Poa

Nikachill pale kiasi. Celine akakam akanipiga makiss pale akaishiaπŸ˜‚. Huyu amekua obsessed vibaya sana. Nikatoka

Celine : Unaenda?
Me : Eii so nikue nakuomba ruhusa ndo nitoke ama?
Celine : Siulizi kwa ubaya babyboy relaxπŸ˜‚

Nikajipin kwa dinga. Before nitoke jack akafika

Jack : Bro niaje
Me : Poa sana
Jack : Unacheki nowadays vile kazi inarun smooth toka hawa new drivers waletwe
Me : Kabisa
Jack : Si unaona sio mimi wa makosa walikua wananichukia tuπŸ˜‚
Me : ManzeπŸ˜‚

Nikatoka nikadrive hadi kwa Cindy

Cindy : (hugging me) Welcome😍
Me : Uko aje
Cindy : Niko poa.. what will you drink?
Cindy : Anything..wine?
Cindy : Sikujua we hutumia so nilibuy juice
Me : Mi natumia hadi wineπŸ˜‚.. We should go out for a drink ama unaona aje?
Cindy : You mean sahi?πŸ˜‚
Me : Yeah tukiongea
Cindy : Okay 😊

Tukatoka tukajipin kwa dinga tukatoka hadi joint flani fiti tukabuy wine tukachill

Me : Anyway niambie
Cindy : It's about Tresh but not really Tresh ju najua nimekusinya sana na story zake kila timeπŸ˜‚..so niulize aje.. how's she?.. nowadays we don't talk much..aliiangalia kwa call logs akapata calls zako alanijamia so i don't know if you people have ka-something na sijui amaa
Me : Zii Tresh ni friend wangu tu nothing more.. maybe alijam ju ako jealous
Cindy : Sasa aje na there's nothing between mimi na weweπŸ˜‚
Me : Ye hawezi elewa ivoπŸ˜‚
Cindy : Carl my parents told me to do a follow up nijue nini inahappen kwake..toka arudi toka majuu she's not the same Carl na i have a feeling that unajua kitu inaendelea ju wewe ni mse wa kwanza alicall immediately alitoka majuu na the way mlikua mnaongea ilikua like unajua mbona alienda majuu na mbona akarudi
Me : Aii zii walahi hadi mi mambo ya Tresh imekua ngumu sana ju ni mtu secretive
Cindy : I'm going to save my Siz and she's going home
Me : What's your plan
Cindy : Carl help me.. I'll pay
Me : Nitajaribu penye naweza
Cindy : She's my siz na maparo wananiblame ati i have failed to take care of her..nataka tu unihelp nijue nini inaendelea kwa life yake na the person she's dating
Me : I feel you.. don't worry..nitajaribu penye naweza

Tukachill pale manze huyu anatumia hio story ya Tresh ndo nikuje huku anajiona mjanjaπŸ˜‚πŸ’”. Alikua ameiva jooh nikasema wacha nijaribu bahati nione kama inaweza jipaπŸ˜‚

Me : So can i drop you at home ama i can take you around town for the view
Cindy : Mbona unipeleke tao?πŸ˜‚
Me : Be honest Cindy..why did you call me?..nafeel it was not about Tresh you were just missing me na huwezi sema
Cindy : Stop it Carl sio hivoπŸ˜‚

Nikamshika mkonoπŸ˜‚

Cindy : I saw the way you were looking at me tho i know you have a girlfriend Tresh aliniambia ju alithani we are seeing each other
Me : Zii nilikuambia Tresh alikua jealous
Cindy : Mi hukua obsessive sana I'll spoil your relationship.. I'm not a fool Carl i know a man who's dating just by looking at him
Me : Come on siwezi kuchocha
Cindy : Carl you are dating huwezi ni convince..
Me : Lakini you were missing me
Cindy : Sikatai but it's just sad that I can't have you
Me : Of course you can?..why
Cindy : Carl skia.. Stesh is our friend mimi na Tresh..na niliambiwa you two are dating so let me just control myself
Me : I want to give you what you've been missing Cindy..i wanna show you a different view of the world
Cindy : Uko tempting weweπŸ˜‚

Tukajipin kwa dinga tukazurura kiasi tao hadi nikasahau inafaa nirudi jobπŸ˜‚πŸ’”. Celine akacall πŸ“± nikalenga. Tukadishy then nikasema wacha nimdrop kwake nirudi job. Kufika huko mambo ikabadilika kama weatherπŸ˜‚πŸ’”

Cindy : You can come in Job utaishia tu

Akanishika mikono na akaniangalia kwa macho

Cindy : Can't get enough of you CarlπŸ₯Ί
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β™₯️ SECRETS β™₯️ Sn03 Ep03 πŸ¦‹ Celine i thought angesahau ile mambo kumbe bado terms and conditions zina apply kisubmarine πŸ˜‚πŸ’”. Majioni hivi nikamdrop kwake Celine : Come in Me : Celine i.... Celine : Shh🀫 Mkuu nikashikwa mkono hadi kwa haoπŸ˜‚. Tukaingia bathroom…
Ile mechi ilifata hata mimi mwenyewe ilinishtuaπŸ˜‚. Kisubmarine chuma ilifanyiwa shuguli haijaifanyiwaπŸ˜‚. Tulirisk hii maneno pale central na vile sikukua nimejipanga na protectionπŸ’”. Chuma ilikua inazoza pale central Cindy anachiziπŸ˜‚. Hapa mambo ilishika hadi nikasema hata kwa kazi sirudi tenaπŸ˜‚. Nilikunja cindy na vile alikua flexible. 6pm ndo nilikua natoka kwakeπŸ˜‚. Akaniescort hadi kwa gate akanihug nikajipin kwa dinga nikatoka. Sikujua anajuana na Stesh ju hajai mentionπŸ˜‚. Nikadrive nikafika kwa hao usiku. Before nitoke kwa dinga Jessy akacall πŸ“±

Jessy : We Carl
Me : Rada
Jessy : Nimekua huko kwa ofisi ukatoroka kesho naamkia huko i think last time hatukuelewana vizuri.. you didn't do what i told you.. Damian amepona be very careful with me or else.....

TO BE CONTINUED πŸ”₯

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