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โค๏ธ CARL AND MELINDA โค๏ธ
EPISODE 56๐ฆ
Nikashindwa sasa Wendy ametokea wapi tena na wamepatana aje๐. Enyewe madem mko na akili ingine advanced sana๐
Me : Oow Wendy?..huyo ndio nani
Melinda : Wacha kujifanya humjui...she is a model ๐
Me : Oow that kalady
Melinda : Stop it carl she is not kalady...she is my friend na unamjua๐...
Me : Oow amekua hapa?
Melinda : Yeah she was just passing by to say hi na akasema alikujua kupitia kwa carren...the model you are managing
Me : Aah Wendy...namjua lakini sio sana..so akasema nini ingine?
Melinda : Ooh was she supposed to tell me anything more than that?
Me : Nop am joking ๐
Melinda : Well atarudi soon..nimemualika supper Monday
Me : Waah for what?..i hate her
Melinda : Whaaat?๐ณ... really
Me : Ooh beb am sorry...am sorry
Melinda : Whaaat๐ณ...hutaki wageni wangu wakuje hapa๐ณ..kwani mlifanyana nini?...u hate her?.
Me : It was a mistake am sorry I don't hate wendy..
Melinda : Hata sina la kusema... Wendy anakuja Monday and she is going to sleep here coz she was my friend tukiwa campus and i do miss her that's why she is coming on Monday..fullstop
Me : Eiii beb leo uko mkali aje bana๐..u wanna slap me?
Melinda aliniweka kofi moja hadi mate ikaruka๐ฐ. Nikaona nyota na solar system mzima๐ข.
Melinda : Ooh my God ๐ฐ..carl am sorry... just understand how pregnant women behave...beb am sorry
Mkuu nikabonda ungethani nimedungwa baking powder. Nikaingia bedroom nikadoz. The following day after breakfast ๐ฎ nikachomoka niiishie kwa Brenda tuishie outing
Melinda : Am going with you
Me : No no
Melinda : Huwezi niwacha hapa pekeangu
Me : No ur not going with me
Melinda : Carl please go with me๐ฐ
Waaah๐. Sasa hizi ni gani surely. Manzi akaingia kwa dinga na akatulia ndani. Nikarudi kwa hao nikacall Brenda kumshow rada imeharibika ๐. Nikarudi nikadrive hadi tao nitembeze mamaa kwanza. Lunchtime tukaishia kwa restaurant flani pale tao. Tukatulia hapo
Me : Utakula nini?..here is the menu
Melinda : Nitakula chenye wewe utakula
Me : ๐ningejua ningkuwacha home
Melinda : Really?..why๐
Me : You are stubborn...u slapped me yesterday sijasahau..soon you are going to ki#ll me
Melinda : Nilikua provoked...am sorry beb
Food ikaletwa tukaanza kudish ๐ฅ๐๐น. Nikamada kudish mbele yake. Mi kupindua shingo naona Velma amekaa huko nyuma๐ณ. Nakwambia ile jasho ilitoka kwa armpits inaweza jaa 20 litres ๐ณ.
Me : Beb hujashiba tuishie
Melinda : Why?๐คท...mbona uniharakishe
Me : We have to go...wachana na hio food
Nikaona Melinda ameangalia nyuma yangu like ameona something unusual
Me : What is it๐
Mi kugeuka kumbe Velma kamekuja kamesimama nyuma yangu. Sharl akatokea huko akanipandia kwa miguu.
Velma : Woow Mr carl ehee long time
Me : Ooh Hello
Velma : Wow i guess this is Melinda..hello
Melinda : Hey๐ถ
Velma : Nimekuona nikiwa huko so nikasema nikuje sharl akusalimie..she is missing you carl...oow Melinda am Velma
Nikajaribu kufinyia Velma macho awache kubonga mingi lakini mjinga akaendelea kupayuka๐
Melinda : I think I'll live you two..hey unipate home
Me : No wait we are going together
Velma : Aah Melinda sina ubaya ni salamu tu
Melinda : Carl hebu amka nimechoka kukaa hapa
Me : Hey Velma am sorry...she needs to go home Bye... Bye sharl
Velma : Carl can we have a word
Me : Not today Velma...am sorry
Tukaingia kwa dinga na Melinda tukatulia. Hakuna mwenye alikua anabonga.
Me : Beb am sorry that this happened ๐คจ
Melinda : I understand nimejionea.. she is the problem...she has a kid already shida yake ni gani?
Me : Am trying to avoid her but...
Melinda : Hey look at me carl ..u have me... nilisema am not going to let you go ..we have everything carl...kama ni pesa tuko nazo wachana naye..she is just going to bring tragedy in your life...what if warudiane na bwanake...i know what you are going through beb...she is not of your level ndio maana anakupeleka mbio...she gat experience in this na wewe hauna hata mtoto currently...beb i hop u understand what am saying..drive let's go
Nikadrive tukaishia home.
๐บ One week later ๐บ
After one week Jane akakuja kwa ofisi
EPISODE 56๐ฆ
Nikashindwa sasa Wendy ametokea wapi tena na wamepatana aje๐. Enyewe madem mko na akili ingine advanced sana๐
Me : Oow Wendy?..huyo ndio nani
Melinda : Wacha kujifanya humjui...she is a model ๐
Me : Oow that kalady
Melinda : Stop it carl she is not kalady...she is my friend na unamjua๐...
Me : Oow amekua hapa?
Melinda : Yeah she was just passing by to say hi na akasema alikujua kupitia kwa carren...the model you are managing
Me : Aah Wendy...namjua lakini sio sana..so akasema nini ingine?
Melinda : Ooh was she supposed to tell me anything more than that?
Me : Nop am joking ๐
Melinda : Well atarudi soon..nimemualika supper Monday
Me : Waah for what?..i hate her
Melinda : Whaaat?๐ณ... really
Me : Ooh beb am sorry...am sorry
Melinda : Whaaat๐ณ...hutaki wageni wangu wakuje hapa๐ณ..kwani mlifanyana nini?...u hate her?.
Me : It was a mistake am sorry I don't hate wendy..
Melinda : Hata sina la kusema... Wendy anakuja Monday and she is going to sleep here coz she was my friend tukiwa campus and i do miss her that's why she is coming on Monday..fullstop
Me : Eiii beb leo uko mkali aje bana๐..u wanna slap me?
Melinda aliniweka kofi moja hadi mate ikaruka๐ฐ. Nikaona nyota na solar system mzima๐ข.
Melinda : Ooh my God ๐ฐ..carl am sorry... just understand how pregnant women behave...beb am sorry
Mkuu nikabonda ungethani nimedungwa baking powder. Nikaingia bedroom nikadoz. The following day after breakfast ๐ฎ nikachomoka niiishie kwa Brenda tuishie outing
Melinda : Am going with you
Me : No no
Melinda : Huwezi niwacha hapa pekeangu
Me : No ur not going with me
Melinda : Carl please go with me๐ฐ
Waaah๐. Sasa hizi ni gani surely. Manzi akaingia kwa dinga na akatulia ndani. Nikarudi kwa hao nikacall Brenda kumshow rada imeharibika ๐. Nikarudi nikadrive hadi tao nitembeze mamaa kwanza. Lunchtime tukaishia kwa restaurant flani pale tao. Tukatulia hapo
Me : Utakula nini?..here is the menu
Melinda : Nitakula chenye wewe utakula
Me : ๐ningejua ningkuwacha home
Melinda : Really?..why๐
Me : You are stubborn...u slapped me yesterday sijasahau..soon you are going to ki#ll me
Melinda : Nilikua provoked...am sorry beb
Food ikaletwa tukaanza kudish ๐ฅ๐๐น. Nikamada kudish mbele yake. Mi kupindua shingo naona Velma amekaa huko nyuma๐ณ. Nakwambia ile jasho ilitoka kwa armpits inaweza jaa 20 litres ๐ณ.
Me : Beb hujashiba tuishie
Melinda : Why?๐คท...mbona uniharakishe
Me : We have to go...wachana na hio food
Nikaona Melinda ameangalia nyuma yangu like ameona something unusual
Me : What is it๐
Mi kugeuka kumbe Velma kamekuja kamesimama nyuma yangu. Sharl akatokea huko akanipandia kwa miguu.
Velma : Woow Mr carl ehee long time
Me : Ooh Hello
Velma : Wow i guess this is Melinda..hello
Melinda : Hey๐ถ
Velma : Nimekuona nikiwa huko so nikasema nikuje sharl akusalimie..she is missing you carl...oow Melinda am Velma
Nikajaribu kufinyia Velma macho awache kubonga mingi lakini mjinga akaendelea kupayuka๐
Melinda : I think I'll live you two..hey unipate home
Me : No wait we are going together
Velma : Aah Melinda sina ubaya ni salamu tu
Melinda : Carl hebu amka nimechoka kukaa hapa
Me : Hey Velma am sorry...she needs to go home Bye... Bye sharl
Velma : Carl can we have a word
Me : Not today Velma...am sorry
Tukaingia kwa dinga na Melinda tukatulia. Hakuna mwenye alikua anabonga.
Me : Beb am sorry that this happened ๐คจ
Melinda : I understand nimejionea.. she is the problem...she has a kid already shida yake ni gani?
Me : Am trying to avoid her but...
Melinda : Hey look at me carl ..u have me... nilisema am not going to let you go ..we have everything carl...kama ni pesa tuko nazo wachana naye..she is just going to bring tragedy in your life...what if warudiane na bwanake...i know what you are going through beb...she is not of your level ndio maana anakupeleka mbio...she gat experience in this na wewe hauna hata mtoto currently...beb i hop u understand what am saying..drive let's go
Nikadrive tukaishia home.
๐บ One week later ๐บ
After one week Jane akakuja kwa ofisi
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