VIBES & WINES ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
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Memes na Stories za Nguvu, Vibe ya 254 iko hapa ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช Hapa raha ni ingine unstoppable,,kila cku kila day ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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โ™ฅ๏ธ SECRETS โ™ฅ๏ธ Chapter 69๐Ÿฆ‹ Huko nje ilikua ni mawe zinarushwa tu. Kwa ofisi kila mse amenyamaza ni macho wanatoa tu๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’” "Haki yetu haki yetu..we want fair treatment, Jack atoke hapa na salary iongezwe with immediate effect... Carl pigia watu wako uwaambieโ€ฆ
โ™ฅ๏ธ SECRETS โ™ฅ๏ธ

SEASON FINALE ๐Ÿฆ‹

Me : Whaat ๐Ÿค”
Celine : Carl we were in danger na walikua part of the deal sahi mnacheka cheka nao.. really Carl?
Me : Come here Celine.. I'm doing this for you
Celine : Aje..tell me how and why
Me : Tukiseti hawa wasee wewe utaitwa kwa court to testify kama witness.. kampuni itawatoa lakini wakitoka how safe will you be?..mse kama Denno unaona ni mse anaweza kuwacha hivi hivi.. I'm trying to save you babygirl relax i know what I'm doing

Huyu hajui hii maneno tunafix kisubmarine sio rahisi๐Ÿ˜‚. Kiasi hivi Jack akaingia

Jack : Bro bana Trevor alikua amenipendua shingo
Me : Jack kwani unafanya aje hawa wasee wanakulia sana..try being smooth man sio kukua hard sana kwao
Jack : Bro hadi nilipoa..hawa walinichukia tu day one..sina makosa Carl i swear kwanza nowadays nimetulia sana
Me : Madere wengine watakam usikonde๐Ÿ˜‚
Jack : Leo niliona kifo na macho๐Ÿ˜‚

Nikachill pale then afternoon hapo Loise akakam kwa ofisi

Me : Heey
Loise : Carl ni nini inaendelea between wewe na bwanangu๐Ÿค”
Me : Aii so unataka kusema I'm dating your husband ama ni mimi sielewi๐Ÿ˜‚
Loise : Please just leave him Carl anasema last night you threatened her ukamshow ati utakuja kwa hao kummaliza
Me : Zii your husband amenicall this is the second time akisema vile he'll kiยฐll me ndo jana nikaamua kuhit back pia..tell your husband to stay away from me and I'll stay away from him
Loise : Amesema sasa anataka mtafutane kama wanaume๐Ÿ’”
Me : Ati kama?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ your husband is funny mimi hata sikukua na maneno na yeye niliwachana na wewe the way he wanted
Loise : I know him carl hawezi tulia hadi siku mtapatana na sijui nini inaweza happen๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
Me : Wewe relax
Loise : Usimfanyie kitu mbaya aki Carl just avoid him ๐Ÿ’”
Me : I told you to relax

Huyu mzee hajui kitu naweza mfanyia na niingie missing in action kiundercover๐Ÿคฃ. Nikapiga job pale kumalizana na files. Celine akaniita nikipita hapo kwa ofisi yake.


Me : Yea
Celine : By the way thank you so much Carl for saving me.. sijai kua witness kwa any case sijui hata ingekua aje๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : It's okay don't worry

Nikatoka nje Nika assess damage hio riots ilicause nikaandika report nikatumia Chris. Nikiwa hapo nje Tresh akacall ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Tresh : Mambo Carl uko aje
Me : Niko poa
Tresh : Imagine leo ndo najua ati nowadays wewe ni manager..ndo maana nashinda mbona sikuoni sana๐Ÿคฃ
Me : Sasa ningekushow aje na jana ulinibongesha vile unataka
Tresh : Pole Carl i was just scared
Me : Tresh ni wewe umeweka siri zangu ama ni mimi nimeweka zako.. just imagine a situation where sandy ajue you are sleeping with her husband and son..una disgrace her family
Tresh : Eii Carl wacha kunisomea nimeskia
Me : Sikusomei Tresh..juzi ni wewe ulinisomea
Tresh : Carl nimesema pole๐Ÿฅน
Me : Okay.. now that we ni wife wa Steve na Simon anataka kukuoa at the same time what are you going to do
Tresh : Carl sijui nitorokee wapi heri hata ningekaa majuu nitesekee huko kuliko vile nilirudi
Me : We omba tu God aingilie๐Ÿ˜‚..soon Steve will make you pregnant
Tresh : Nimetumia pills Carl hadi nimeambiwa hosy nijipee break..hata ndo maana nimekucall
Me : About nini?
Tresh : Pills za bยฐall๐Ÿ’”..nimezitumia for a long time hadi sasa siwezi tumia tena๐Ÿ’”...
Me : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Tresh wewe kwisha
Tresh : Carl huwezi kosa idea kindly help me
Me : Tresh sijui hapa naweza kusaidia aje๐Ÿ’”.. let me think about it nitakuchapia kesho
Tresh : Kesho I'll visit you kwa ofisi tuongee
Me : Ni sawa

Huyu sasa amejipiga kwa dilemma hawezi toka๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”. Nikaita Mike kumshow usiku tumerudi kwa deals. Majioni tukatoka hivo na Celine nikamdrop kwake. Mausiku kama kawaida nikachocha Stesh naishia hosy kucheki mgonjwa tukafika na Mike tukapiga deal nikarudi home. Leo nayo nikapata Stesh hajadoz๐Ÿ’”. Alikua nje. Nikapack dinga

Stesh : Beb fungua hio gari
Me : Aii mbona

Akakuja akasoroa dinga kwa viti zote akafunua kila mahali

Me : Beb unatafuta nini
Stesh : Fungua boot
Me : No.. huwezi nisearch hivo bana kwani umekua polisi๐Ÿ’”
Stesh : Carl open that boot ama nipasue

Akaruka akafungua boot. Akatoa bag yenye nilikua nimeweka pesa ndani akafungu๐Ÿ’”
Hustle zijipe Inshallah
Kazi zilipe
Madeni yaishe

Amen๐Ÿ™
Leteni maoni ya Secrets season 2๐Ÿ˜‚
โค๏ธ CARL AND MELINDA โค๏ธ

EPISODE 56๐ŸŒฆ

Nikashindwa sasa Wendy ametokea wapi tena na wamepatana aje๐Ÿ˜‚. Enyewe madem mko na akili ingine advanced sana๐Ÿ˜‚

Me : Oow Wendy?..huyo ndio nani
Melinda : Wacha kujifanya humjui...she is a model ๐Ÿ™„
Me : Oow that kalady
Melinda : Stop it carl she is not kalady...she is my friend na unamjua๐Ÿ˜...
Me : Oow amekua hapa?
Melinda : Yeah she was just passing by to say hi na akasema alikujua kupitia kwa carren...the model you are managing
Me : Aah Wendy...namjua lakini sio sana..so akasema nini ingine?
Melinda : Ooh was she supposed to tell me anything more than that?
Me : Nop am joking ๐Ÿ˜‚
Melinda : Well atarudi soon..nimemualika supper Monday
Me : Waah for what?..i hate her
Melinda : Whaaat?๐Ÿ˜ณ... really
Me : Ooh beb am sorry...am sorry
Melinda : Whaaat๐Ÿ˜ณ...hutaki wageni wangu wakuje hapa๐Ÿ˜ณ..kwani mlifanyana nini?...u hate her?.
Me : It was a mistake am sorry I don't hate wendy..
Melinda : Hata sina la kusema... Wendy anakuja Monday and she is going to sleep here coz she was my friend tukiwa campus and i do miss her that's why she is coming on Monday..fullstop
Me : Eiii beb leo uko mkali aje bana๐Ÿ™„..u wanna slap me?

Melinda aliniweka kofi moja hadi mate ikaruka๐Ÿ˜ฐ. Nikaona nyota na solar system mzima๐Ÿ˜ข.

Melinda : Ooh my God ๐Ÿ˜ฐ..carl am sorry... just understand how pregnant women behave...beb am sorry

Mkuu nikabonda ungethani nimedungwa baking powder. Nikaingia bedroom nikadoz. The following day after breakfast ๐Ÿฎ nikachomoka niiishie kwa Brenda tuishie outing

Melinda : Am going with you
Me : No no
Melinda : Huwezi niwacha hapa pekeangu
Me : No ur not going with me
Melinda : Carl please go with me๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Waaah๐Ÿ™†. Sasa hizi ni gani surely. Manzi akaingia kwa dinga na akatulia ndani. Nikarudi kwa hao nikacall Brenda kumshow rada imeharibika ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nikarudi nikadrive hadi tao nitembeze mamaa kwanza. Lunchtime tukaishia kwa restaurant flani pale tao. Tukatulia hapo

Me : Utakula nini?..here is the menu
Melinda : Nitakula chenye wewe utakula
Me : ๐Ÿ˜‚ningejua ningkuwacha home
Melinda : Really?..why๐Ÿ˜‚
Me : You are stubborn...u slapped me yesterday sijasahau..soon you are going to ki#ll me
Melinda : Nilikua provoked...am sorry beb

Food ikaletwa tukaanza kudish ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿœ๐Ÿน. Nikamada kudish mbele yake. Mi kupindua shingo naona Velma amekaa huko nyuma๐Ÿ˜ณ. Nakwambia ile jasho ilitoka kwa armpits inaweza jaa 20 litres ๐Ÿ˜ณ.

Me : Beb hujashiba tuishie
Melinda : Why?๐Ÿคท...mbona uniharakishe
Me : We have to go...wachana na hio food

Nikaona Melinda ameangalia nyuma yangu like ameona something unusual

Me : What is it๐Ÿ™„

Mi kugeuka kumbe Velma kamekuja kamesimama nyuma yangu. Sharl akatokea huko akanipandia kwa miguu.

Velma : Woow Mr carl ehee long time
Me : Ooh Hello
Velma : Wow i guess this is Melinda..hello
Melinda : Hey๐Ÿ˜ถ
Velma : Nimekuona nikiwa huko so nikasema nikuje sharl akusalimie..she is missing you carl...oow Melinda am Velma

Nikajaribu kufinyia Velma macho awache kubonga mingi lakini mjinga akaendelea kupayuka๐Ÿ’”

Melinda : I think I'll live you two..hey unipate home
Me : No wait we are going together
Velma : Aah Melinda sina ubaya ni salamu tu
Melinda : Carl hebu amka nimechoka kukaa hapa
Me : Hey Velma am sorry...she needs to go home Bye... Bye sharl
Velma : Carl can we have a word
Me : Not today Velma...am sorry

Tukaingia kwa dinga na Melinda tukatulia. Hakuna mwenye alikua anabonga.

Me : Beb am sorry that this happened ๐Ÿคจ
Melinda : I understand nimejionea.. she is the problem...she has a kid already shida yake ni gani?
Me : Am trying to avoid her but...
Melinda : Hey look at me carl ..u have me... nilisema am not going to let you go ..we have everything carl...kama ni pesa tuko nazo wachana naye..she is just going to bring tragedy in your life...what if warudiane na bwanake...i know what you are going through beb...she is not of your level ndio maana anakupeleka mbio...she gat experience in this na wewe hauna hata mtoto currently...beb i hop u understand what am saying..drive let's go

Nikadrive tukaishia home.

๐ŸŒบ One week later ๐ŸŒบ
After one week Jane akakuja kwa ofisi
โค๏ธ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—–๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ง๐—ฆ โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐—™๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก 1โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

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๐—™๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก 2โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

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