Hello world "print"

Before the internet, I thought ignorance was the lack of access to information. Well, I quess it wasn't that.

I don't need a stable relationship, I need a stable internet connection.

Had trouble with my laptop, and my pal said;
" Have you tried disabling cookies?"
Me; "I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man."

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I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me, “what is your greatest weakness?”

I said, "I am too honest.”

He said, "I don't think that's a weakness.”

“Well I don't give a fuck what you think!”

Ironically lazy people tend to accomplish things faster because they search for the easiest ways to do the things.

Butt dialing and booty calling

So similar. So different

If you have a problem and have to use RegEx to solve it, you now have two problems.