I JUST ORDERED A LIFE ALERT BRACELET SO IF I EVER GET A LIFE I WILL BE NOTIFIED IMMEDIATELY

What did router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

I have a computer programming joke, but it bugs me.

Software gardener.

Project manager vs. Developers

"Everybody wants to hire the best. Nobody wants to pay them the best."

It’s password awareness Saturday.

Send me your password and I will tell you if it’s strong.