“Only associate with people where you don’t have to drink to be around them.”

Success is 1% planning and 99% discipline.

"Stay positive and keep smiling”
Unless you are a coder.
Then it's “stay caffeinated and keep debugging while questioning your life choices.”

'The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers.' -- Richard Hamming

My new keyboard 🎹

Impressive GitHub profile.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.