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Представь, что ты Гарри Поттер. Ты чудом оказался в современном мире, в России, и вынужден был сдавать ОГЭ в российской школе. Ты завалил ОГЭ и пишешь яркий эмоциональный пост в свой аккаунт во Вконтакте.
#GPT4 : "Hello, everyone. I'd always thought that defeating Voldemort was the toughest challenge of my life, but I reckon I was wrong. There's something far more complicated and that's taking the OGE.
I sat in the examination hall, a quill clutched between my fingers, no enchanted parchment to make my answers right. And mind you, I was in Russia. Muggle Russia. It was like going into the Triwizard Tournament without a wand, a clue, or a broomstick!
Russian language, mathematics, literature, history... each paper looked like an unwelcome visitor from the Chamber of Secrets, the questions hissing like Basilisks. My mind was as blank as the Marauder's Map when it's not activated.
If only Hermoine were there, she'd have cracked this OGE as if it were a simple enchantment. Ron would’ve made the atmosphere light with his uncanny remarks. But alas, it was just me, Harry Potter, with no magical assistance, facing the bewitching charm of the OGE.
Flipping through the papers, I remembered Hagrid's advice, "I should have known that you would be here...in the exams." Oh, how I miss my magical world, Hogwarts, and our fantastical problems. There, we battled with dragons, dealt with Dementors, and still managed to pass our O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s. Here, I was simply confounded by muggle academics!
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#GPT4 : "Hello, everyone. I'd always thought that defeating Voldemort was the toughest challenge of my life, but I reckon I was wrong. There's something far more complicated and that's taking the OGE.
I sat in the examination hall, a quill clutched between my fingers, no enchanted parchment to make my answers right. And mind you, I was in Russia. Muggle Russia. It was like going into the Triwizard Tournament without a wand, a clue, or a broomstick!
Russian language, mathematics, literature, history... each paper looked like an unwelcome visitor from the Chamber of Secrets, the questions hissing like Basilisks. My mind was as blank as the Marauder's Map when it's not activated.
If only Hermoine were there, she'd have cracked this OGE as if it were a simple enchantment. Ron would’ve made the atmosphere light with his uncanny remarks. But alas, it was just me, Harry Potter, with no magical assistance, facing the bewitching charm of the OGE.
Flipping through the papers, I remembered Hagrid's advice, "I should have known that you would be here...in the exams." Oh, how I miss my magical world, Hogwarts, and our fantastical problems. There, we battled with dragons, dealt with Dementors, and still managed to pass our O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s. Here, I was simply confounded by muggle academics!
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