Deutschland 2021 - Strompreise explodieren, die Bürger ächzen unter der Last - Merkel schickt 1000 Millionen Euro des Volksvermögens/Steuerzahlergeldes zu den Taliban um die Stromversorgung in Afghanistan sicherzustellen! #kannstedirnichtausdenken

Germany 2021 - Electricity prices explode, citizens groan under the load - Merkel sends 1000 million euros of national wealth / taxpayer money to the Taliban to ensure electricity supply in Afghanistan!
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Laut einer Studie wirken maskierte Männer attraktiver auf Frauen. Die Studie stammt aus dem selben Fake-News-Magazin, welches 1983 komplett gefälschte Hitler-Tagebücher veröffentlichte - #STERN.
Nun ja, eines mag stimmen, die meisten Linken und Grünen im Bundestag sind eigentlich so hässlich, dass sie ihr Gesicht besser bedecken – das gilt auch für die Inzest-Truppe Antifa.

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According to a study, men wearing masks are more attractive to women. The study comes from the same fake news magazine that published completely fake Hitler diaries in 1983 - #STERN.
Well, one thing may be true, most of the Left and Greens in the Bundestag are actually so ugly that they better cover their faces - this also applies to the incest-troop Antifa.

Experten sagen, dass die Rekordzahl von Sportlern die 2021 mit Herzproblemen zusammengebrochen sind, eindeutig auf Bewegungsmangel zurückzuführen ist und ihm nichts mit der Impfung zu tun hat.
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"Experts" say the record number of athletes who collapsed with heart problems in 2021 is clearly due to a lack of exercise and it has nothing to do with the vaccination.
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This is the most expensive tank in the world - the Puma. One of it costs 17,000,000 Euros. We own 350 of them, unfortunately only 40 are combat-ready, the others are under repair or just completely broken. The tank only costs that much because of German bureaucracy and way too many rules. One rule is, that the tank must also be able to be driven by a heavily pregnant soldier. So the tank had to be built in such a way that a woman with a big belly could fit inside. If women who are nine months pregnant cannot drive in a tank, then that is discriminatory! No, that's not a joke, it's the basis of the German procurement policy for our armed forces.

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