Woke journalism is dying. It's basic supply and demand. You report on a bunch of made up shit long enough, people are going to tune out. HuffPo and the Atlantic are next.

#pepperspray

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

That’s it! I’m headed down there. This shit needs to get fixed YESTERDAY!
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Murderers have a compulsion they can’t control. Let them be. Same with guys who throw old ladies down the stairs. They don’t choose this life. #Namaste

Incompetent corporation does hapless hit to cover their tracks.

I have a feeling she might be a lesbian.

If you're not trying to groom kids, why are you making drag toys?
@libsoftiktok

Wait, the dad from Home Alone is a chick now?

GET OFF MY LAWN | S5 E65
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR GUNS ILLEGAL"

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Parenting advice from @XGavinMcInnes

Can’t wait to see #soapbox in April at King Tut’s. Will be great to be back home. Glasgow’s miles better!
#POYB

Two BIG FUUUCKIN UPDATES!!!

When you're deeply annoyed by @RepTimBurchett because you don't realize he's one of us.

Stuttering John shouldn’t have shaved his beard.

Good show about how stupid it is to volunteer in shithole countries.
hbo.com/savior-complex

They don't even want your help.
linktr.ee/nowhitesaviors

Should Christian missionaries be focusing their efforts on countries like Haiti?

You mean Barbecue hasn’t been corresponding with NBC, Doctors Without Borders OR The State Department? Shit. I guess we’ll have to rely on the videos of Haitians eating human flesh. ☹️

If you think this chick is fat, I have some penises in the West Village you can try.

Help me out here. WTF is controversial about these three things? Are we seriously open to soldiers who aren’t into this country or honor or duty?

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So sick of these fucking trannies using all kinds of filters to make themselves look sexy and then claiming dudes are obsessed with them. Guaranteed he wouldn’t look half this hot in real life.

Meet and greet this Monday in NJ (see my pinned Tweet).

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