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When I found out my mamma can't dance, I was pretty whatever but when they told me my daddy can't rock and roll, I was like, "Was I fucking adopted or something!?"

“People in Virginia care about immigration!? Why? There’s no border there.”
In other words, if you live somewhere like Martha’s Vineyard or Nancy Pelosi’s house, immigration is not your concern. It’s only for the losers near the Southern border.

https://t.co/EQE2gadbOl

We will be broadcasting SOTU as well as Trump and Tucker's reaction tonight on the Cops and Robber show. Censored.tv

Er, the cool black guy everyone’s fawning over here just chopped a body into tiny pieces.

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Always fun talking to Lauren.

https://www.youtube.com/live/FIrMlZJ_6Kc?si=GEt7S4BoiRz-sh3-

Isn’t it funny how the guy worried about his kids growing up in a “racial jungle” ended up with a crackhead son?

Add it to the pile!

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Muhammad: My wife’s pussy is so fucking tight.

Me: Ha! Good for you. How old is she, anyway?

Muhammad:

Me: How old is she?

Muhammad:

Me: HOW OLD IS SHE?!

GG Allin High

Jose Antonio Ibarra bludgeoned Laken Riley so severely, she was not recognizable (“Disfigurement” is included in his charges).
Biden called the victim “Lincoln Riley” while holding her name in his hand. Pelosi is mad Biden called Jose an “illegal.”
This is where we’re at, folks.

Women and men have equal strength which is why, when your mom can’t open a jar, she asks your sister.

Maybe the arsonists were driven insane by climate change.

When I was first canceled, I was heartbroken - not so much for what it did to me but - for what it did to the West.

This is what I see when we do Compound Censored with @AnthonyCumia

Imagine you bludgeon some woman to death and they forget you built this country.

Because then I’m not looking you in the eyes and you get that SNL effect.

Imagine being as accomplished as Lara Logan and having some child pat you on the back and say, "There there, dear. You'll be OK."

https://t.co/oZL6SSlFR4

First one's in a week and the second one is two Fridays later.