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'The number one rule of string manipulation is that youâ€ve got to specify your encodings.'
3004. "Wells"
'You do have to be careful, though--sometimes, instead of water, you hit this free fuel that you can sell for a lot of money instead.'
3005. "Disposal"
'We were disappointed that the rocket didn't make a THOOOONK noise when it went into the tube, but we're setting up big loudspeakers for future launches to add the sound effect.'
3006. "Demons"
'Though they do appreciate how much he improved the heating system for the flame pit.'
'"One popular strategy is to enter an emotional spiral. Could that be the right approach? We contacted several researchers who are experts in emotional spirals to ask them, but none of them were in a state to speak with us."'
'These rocks are from a time before eyes, brains, and bones, pieces of a land warmed by an unseen sun.'
'"10 minutes ago we were down to only 2 0s!" "How many do we have now?" "I ... don't know!!"'