''Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!' 'No, that's spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.''

3080. "Tennis Balls"

'After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.'

3081. "PhD Timeline"

'Rümeysa Öztürk was grabbed off the street in my town one month ago.'

3082. "Chess Position"

'It's important to learn the moves that take you into the vortex, but it's best not to study vortex itself too closely. Even grandmasters who have built up a tolerance lose the ability to play for a few hours after studying it.'

3083. "Jupiter Core"

'Juno mission data suggests that Jupiter actually contains Matryoshka doll-style nested copies of every other planet in the Solar System.'

3084. "Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object"

'Unstoppable force-carrying particles can't interact with immovable matter by definition.'

3085. "About 20 Pounds"

'In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.'