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Xiaomi Ultras are so good that updates can literally break the biggest functionality you paid for, the camera:
https://t.me/evgenmt/24452
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Well, I bought a "damaged" 13T with no functioning camera. After an update 2 of them started working. So I'm sure it was also some update that broke it.
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[Add your feelings about this liquid glass UI on HyperOS 4]
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Forwarded from Tech & Leaks Zone
BREAKING: Proof that Xiaomi’s R&D Department is just a text editor as Xiaomi renames Tab 8 to Tab 9

UPDATE Xiaomi_Inventory SET Model_Name = 'Pad 9' WHERE Innovation_Level = 0 AND Original_Model = 'Pad 8'

git commit -m "Fixed bug where the Xiaomi tablet was accidentally an Tab 8 instead of Tab 9"

Xiaomi’s "innovation" has officially peaked at a basic find-and-replace job. Why bother with engineers when a developer with a backspace key can create a "next-gen" device in seconds. Firmware Code shows the "new" Pad 9 is just a global rebrand of the Pad 8, keeping the same ‘yupei’ codename throughout.

The code proves that at Xiaomi, 8 == 9 is a valid boolean if Lei Jun says so. Don't buy a Pad 9, just rename your Pad 8 in the settings and save yourself the cash.

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Vietnam Fines Xiaomi For Violating Consumer Protection Rights!

On May 7, 2026, the National Competition Commission of Vietnam issued Decision No. 123/QĐ-XPHC imposing a fine of VND 290,000,000 (~ $11,000) on Xiaomi Vietnam Co., Ltd. for 3 violations:

- Not giving consumers the option to allow or not allow the use of their information for advertising, promoting products, goods, services, and other commercial activities.

- Failing to notify or disclose to consumers in advance the sponsorship of influencers in any form to use their image, advice, or recommendations for commercial promotion or to encourage consumers to buy or use products, goods, or services.

- Including clauses that are not permitted in general terms and conditions of transactions.

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Forwarded from Tech & Leaks Zone
Xiaomi Clanker Works!

Xiaomi Cyber One Robot also has a "hole" for water inlet and outlet.

Expected Specifications:
SD870, 16 GB Ram (4+12), 512 GB storage, with xiaomi cloud 100 gb 3 months free trial. A Developer Mode on it, it's running Ubuntu and ROS, the login is mi with 123 as password
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It's all fun and games until the Xiaomi robot bugs out and starts killing people
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Meet Xiaom
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Xiaomi users celebrating their achievements are like:
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