A Redmi 9T by Xiaomi catches fire doing nothing!
Indeed, a task deemed too demanding by Lei Jun. It was resting in a cold ambient temperature and suddenly became a Republican.
Refrain from buying a Xiaomi and using it for more than an year without battery replacements for your own safety.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more safety advisories.
Indeed, a task deemed too demanding by Lei Jun. It was resting in a cold ambient temperature and suddenly became a Republican.
Refrain from buying a Xiaomi and using it for more than an year without battery replacements for your own safety.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more safety advisories.
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Did y'all know that ximi actually glazes themselves with fake claims during setup
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Xiaomi SU7: Where self-driving means self-destructing
Xiaomi’s autopark feature is so advanced it found a spot where the owner will never have to pay for parking again. The car calculated the lifetime cost of battery replacements and decided to take the "Permanent Off-Grid" option.
As the front bumper kissed the water, the speakers played the Xiaomi ringtone one last time—a siren song for a car that realized its only real purpose was to go viral on TikTok
Xiaomi SU7 car calling to the authorities be like: "Hello, I am under the water".
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for more self destructing tips and tricks for your Xiaomi device
Xiaomi’s autopark feature is so advanced it found a spot where the owner will never have to pay for parking again. The car calculated the lifetime cost of battery replacements and decided to take the "Permanent Off-Grid" option.
As the front bumper kissed the water, the speakers played the Xiaomi ringtone one last time—a siren song for a car that realized its only real purpose was to go viral on TikTok
Xiaomi SU7 car calling to the authorities be like: "Hello, I am under the water".
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for more self destructing tips and tricks for your Xiaomi device
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Forwarded from Miui i xiaomi to memy
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EXCLUSIVE: Xiaomi Customer Support Script Leaked!
Agent: "Thank you for calling Xiaomi Support, where our hardware is 2026 and our software is... still loading. How can I help you today?"
Customer: "My Flagship Xiaomi 15T Pro launcher crashes every time I go back to the homescreen or open the recents section !"
Agent: "Ah, I see. It’s not a crash, sir/madam. It’s a 'System-Enforced Digital Detox.'
Customer: "It feels like I spent $900 on a brick. Fix it!"
Agent: "I have excellent news! Our engineers have successfully identified the root cause. It turns out the 'Home' button was actually trying to go home... to our headquarters in Beijing. It’s very sentimental software."
Customer: "Okay, so send me an update! Fix it now!"
Agent: "Oh, we can’t do that. That would be too simple. To fix a crashing icon, we must first rewrite the laws of physics and the entire kernel architecture. We call this a 'Deep System Adjustment.' It’s like changing a lightbulb, but first, we have to rebuild the entire house around the bulb."
Customer: "When is the update coming?!"
Agent: "Please mark your calendar for the release of HyperOS 4 Update. It is scheduled to drop in 2026 after Google release Android 17 in June and then it will take another 3 months for HyperOS 4 to release. Maybe 2027 if our engineers find a new wallpaper they like better."
Customer: "I have to wait for 9 MONTHS to use my phone properly?!"
Agent: "Think of it as a long-term relationship. Most brands give you a working phone immediately—that’s boring. Xiaomi gives you a journey. For the next 12 months, your phone is a puzzle. Can you click 'Settings' before the launcher dies?
Customer: (Hangs up)
Agent: (To supervisor) "Another satisfied customer. Put him down as 'Excited for Hyper OS4'."
Follow @Xiaomifuckup to experience the satisfaction after buying a Xiaomi.
Agent: "Thank you for calling Xiaomi Support, where our hardware is 2026 and our software is... still loading. How can I help you today?"
Customer: "My Flagship Xiaomi 15T Pro launcher crashes every time I go back to the homescreen or open the recents section !"
Agent: "Ah, I see. It’s not a crash, sir/madam. It’s a 'System-Enforced Digital Detox.'
Customer: "It feels like I spent $900 on a brick. Fix it!"
Agent: "I have excellent news! Our engineers have successfully identified the root cause. It turns out the 'Home' button was actually trying to go home... to our headquarters in Beijing. It’s very sentimental software."
Customer: "Okay, so send me an update! Fix it now!"
Agent: "Oh, we can’t do that. That would be too simple. To fix a crashing icon, we must first rewrite the laws of physics and the entire kernel architecture. We call this a 'Deep System Adjustment.' It’s like changing a lightbulb, but first, we have to rebuild the entire house around the bulb."
Customer: "When is the update coming?!"
Agent: "Please mark your calendar for the release of HyperOS 4 Update. It is scheduled to drop in 2026 after Google release Android 17 in June and then it will take another 3 months for HyperOS 4 to release. Maybe 2027 if our engineers find a new wallpaper they like better."
Customer: "I have to wait for 9 MONTHS to use my phone properly?!"
Agent: "Think of it as a long-term relationship. Most brands give you a working phone immediately—that’s boring. Xiaomi gives you a journey. For the next 12 months, your phone is a puzzle. Can you click 'Settings' before the launcher dies?
Customer: (Hangs up)
Agent: (To supervisor) "Another satisfied customer. Put him down as 'Excited for Hyper OS4'."
Follow @Xiaomifuckup to experience the satisfaction after buying a Xiaomi.
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XIAOMI Fuckups
Poco X7 Pro's amazing night mode processing (hella noise) Shot on xiaomi 14 (no noise at all!) Amazing and consistent camera optimization is lei jun's #1 agenda
PATCH NOTES: FIRMWARE 2.Σ [REDMI SPECTRUM UPDATE]
Direct from the Lei Jeet Neural Net Bunker:
We’ve seen the "frauds" complaining about image clarity. Clarity is for bronze-rank souls. Real iPadders know that if you can see the target clearly, the server can see you clearly. We’ve optimized the Redmi Note 14 Pro to ensure you’re always bridging, even in total darkness.
[IMAGE SIGNAL PROCESSOR (ISP) OVERHAUL]
Integrated Stochastic Grain Injection with Chromatic Euphoria displacement to achieve total Dark Aether Visibility; we’ve replaced noise reduction with 144Hz Aetheric Noise Injection™ and Refractive Hitbox Decoys™, bypassing the visible spectrum to render a watercolor nuclear winter that DDoSes enemy eyeballs and makes headshot multipliers impossible to calculate while the Quantum-fent Reactor is active.
[BUG FIXES?]
* Fixed an issue where users could accidentally see what they were shooting at in low light.
The Vivo and OPPO want you to see. Lei wants you to bridge.
Direct from the Lei Jeet Neural Net Bunker:
We’ve seen the "frauds" complaining about image clarity. Clarity is for bronze-rank souls. Real iPadders know that if you can see the target clearly, the server can see you clearly. We’ve optimized the Redmi Note 14 Pro to ensure you’re always bridging, even in total darkness.
[IMAGE SIGNAL PROCESSOR (ISP) OVERHAUL]
Integrated Stochastic Grain Injection with Chromatic Euphoria displacement to achieve total Dark Aether Visibility; we’ve replaced noise reduction with 144Hz Aetheric Noise Injection™ and Refractive Hitbox Decoys™, bypassing the visible spectrum to render a watercolor nuclear winter that DDoSes enemy eyeballs and makes headshot multipliers impossible to calculate while the Quantum-fent Reactor is active.
[BUG FIXES?]
* Fixed an issue where users could accidentally see what they were shooting at in low light.
The Vivo and OPPO want you to see. Lei wants you to bridge.
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Meet Xiaomi 17 Pro Max: The Blur and Artifacts Master, Powered by HyperOS 3
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We reached out to Xiaomi for comments after watching this video.
To our surprise, Lei Jeet himself responded!
He maintains that "At Xiaomi we are fully committed to providing worse experiences every generation!"
To our surprise, Lei Jeet himself responded!
He maintains that "At Xiaomi we are fully committed to providing worse experiences every generation!"
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Xiaomi Latest HyperOS 3 Update: Voice Calls Are Now Considered Bloatware
With the latest HyperOS 3 update of the flagship 800$ Poco F7 Ultra and Poco F8 Pro, Xiaomi decided that "hearing the other person" during a call was bloatware, so they optimized it.
That being said, only Xiaomi could engineer a "communications device" that blocks communication. Whether it’s your boss, your partner, or an emergency service, Xiaomi ensures you enjoy absolute peace and quiet by routing all incoming voice data directly into a black hole.
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With the latest HyperOS 3 update of the flagship 800$ Poco F7 Ultra and Poco F8 Pro, Xiaomi decided that "hearing the other person" during a call was bloatware, so they optimized it.
That being said, only Xiaomi could engineer a "communications device" that blocks communication. Whether it’s your boss, your partner, or an emergency service, Xiaomi ensures you enjoy absolute peace and quiet by routing all incoming voice data directly into a black hole.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup
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Xiaomi Solved Phone Addiction by Making the UI Impossible to Use
Xiaomi cares about your mental health, that's why they released an update which affects all the Xiaomi devices running HyperOS 3 global ROM.
With this new update, your screen flickers like a cheap strobe light to discourage you from staring, and your app icons vanish into thin air so you can’t doom-scroll Instagram. If you try to fight back, the System Launcher just crashes and throws you into Safe Mode. It’s not a glitch but infact a needed mandatory digital detox.
To every Xiaomi owner:
Go touch grass, because you certainly can’t touch your apps.
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for digital detox
Xiaomi cares about your mental health, that's why they released an update which affects all the Xiaomi devices running HyperOS 3 global ROM.
With this new update, your screen flickers like a cheap strobe light to discourage you from staring, and your app icons vanish into thin air so you can’t doom-scroll Instagram. If you try to fight back, the System Launcher just crashes and throws you into Safe Mode. It’s not a glitch but infact a needed mandatory digital detox.
To every Xiaomi owner:
Go touch grass, because you certainly can’t touch your apps.
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for digital detox
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People are now regretting buying a Poco by Xiaomi and sharing their feelings as Poco offers the worst experience out of all Android brands
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It’s been a long time, guys, but here I am with some free ki advice. Never buy a Xiaomi device. Especially POCO.
I bought a brand new POCO F7. After just one month of use and updating to the November security patch, my network started fluctuating. Airtel…
I bought a brand new POCO F7. After just one month of use and updating to the November security patch, my network started fluctuating. Airtel…
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