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Xiaomi 17 Ultra features the smallest haptic motor on any flagship smartphone

Xiaomi 17 Ultra Haptic Motor features ESA0809E which is just 288mmยณ in size. It is smaller than the haptic motors used in Oppo and Vivo Pro flagships or even when compared to iPhones and Google Pixels haptic motors.

OnePlus downgraded the haptic motor with the OnePlus 15 but it is still bigger than the one used in Xiaomi 17 Ultra.

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HyperOS 4 Leaked: Xiaomi Rebrands to AIOS Because "Almost iOS" Was Too Obvious

Google and Samsung presentations: AI, AI, AI, AI.

Xiaomi HyperOS 4: AI, AI, AI, AI

Everyone is using the same marketing script now. Xiaomi's next-gen software is so full of AI that they are calling it AIOS internally where the biggest breakthrough is likely an AI that figures out which background app to kill first in the HyperOS 4 ๐Ÿ’€

Since Meizu owns and operates the Flyme 'AIOS', the meme company will likely call it as Xiaomi HyperAIOS ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Disney to acquire Xiaomi in $82B mega-merger ๐Ÿšจ
In a move that has absolutely stunned the tech industry this morning, The Walt Disney Company has reportedly signed a definitive agreement to acquire Xiaomi Corp. The deal is set to bridge the gap between Hollywood storytelling and "Value-King" hardware.

The "Magic" Integration:

๐Ÿ”น HyperOS will be rebranded as DisneyOS, expect Mickey Mouse charging animations and Iron Man-themed battery icons.

๐Ÿ”น Xiaomi SU7 owners will receive an OTA update adding "Autopilot: Millennium Falcon Mode."

๐Ÿ”น All Xiaomi smart rice cookers will now play the Frozen soundtrack when your rice is ready.

๐Ÿ”น Exclusive: Every Xiaomi 15S Pro will come pre-loaded with a digital library of every Marvel movie ever made.

"We want to bring the magic of Disney to every smart lightbulb and budget-friendly smartphone on the planet," a leaked memo from Bob Iger reportedly stated.
Details on the buyout and the new "Mickey-Mi" branding below:
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https://blog.mi.com/en/2026/04/01/disney-merger-announcement/

#Xiaomi #Disney #TechNews #Breaking #HyperOS #MickeyMi
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Off topic, however if y'all are thirsty this is the worst chat you could be asking about this stuff in. You're more likely to get a troll to catfish you here than a woman.
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BREAKING: Xiaomi smartphones are launching honey bees attack on users

Xiaomiโ€™s new 'Swarm Protocol' is finally here! The apps have finally had enough and decided to fight back.

Instead of opening your messages, the apps just form a swarm and try to chase you away from the phone. Xiaomi has made the first smartphone that actually tries to defend itself by attacking the person holding it and the only OS that prioritizes sting-based response over actual functionality.

Condition update: The user is now in the hospital being treated for a high-speed honey bee attack via HyperOS

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Does anyone know where this file extension is located?
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Xiaomi: "We made our global ROM better"
*Look inside*

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Forwarded from Mi Global Community
Dear Mi Fans,

We are writing to share an important update regarding our support channels. After careful consideration, the Xiaomi Community has decided to officially dissolve the dedicated Feedback Team.

Moving forward, we will no longer be collecting bug reports or addressing queries directly through the Community forums or our Telegram channels. Instead, we kindly request that you submit all issues, feedback, and HyperOS-related questions directly via the official Services & Feedback app on your device. The Xiaomi development team will review and respond to your queries exclusively through this platform.

Furthermore, please be informed that all Telegram groups and channels we previously established to provide support also officially disconnected from community. As of now, Feedback Team members will no longer be available to monitor or reply to messages within these spaces.

It has been an incredible journey assisting Mi Fans from all around the world. We deeply appreciate your continuous support, patience, and understanding over the years.

Thank you
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Xiaomi users dreams may finally come true.
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Redmi users discovering that the cooling fan of their K90 Max could be used for liquid cooling if provided enough water.

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The holy ๅฐ็ฑณๆพŽๆนƒOS3.1 forgot how the lockscreen should look like.


And before you say it, no, it's not a Redmi/Poco.
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Xiaomi HyperOS 4: Monkey See, Monkey Hyper!

While Google, Samsung and other Chinese smartphone brands stayed away from adding a liquid glass mess to keep the user experience clean, Xiaomi will prove that they have NO ideas without Apple. They are the only company brave enough to steal the design everyone else hated except Huawei.

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Flagship โ‚ฌ1500 or โ‚น1,40,000 priced Xiaomi 17 Ultra has received ZERO updates since its debut globally

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Message from the CEO of Xiaomi, Lei Jun:
Have furry babies.
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Meme Magic Battery: The Lei Jun Special

On May 4th, the Redmi K90 Pro Max was just 24 charge cycles old when battery health already showed up at 95%.
Despite having a 7560mAh large battery, the device battery was already 5% down before it had even seen a full month of use. The service centre seemed like the logical next step, but logic has no place in the Xiaomi ecosystem.

And so the prayers went up to Lei Jun, and the blessings came down in the form of firmware miracles. May 12th brought a silent, unexplained jump to 97%, and May 14th quietly added one more point to make it 98%. No update, no explanation, just blessings materialising on a screen.

At this rate, a few more blessings from Lei Jun and the Redmi K90 Pro Max will stop drawing from the grid entirely and start giving back to it. Meme Magic Battery Power is real, and it is not to be taken lightly.

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