Xiaomi Solved Phone Addiction by Making the UI Impossible to Use
Xiaomi cares about your mental health, that's why they released an update which affects all the Xiaomi devices running HyperOS 3 global ROM.
With this new update, your screen flickers like a cheap strobe light to discourage you from staring, and your app icons vanish into thin air so you can’t doom-scroll Instagram. If you try to fight back, the System Launcher just crashes and throws you into Safe Mode. It’s not a glitch but infact a needed mandatory digital detox.
To every Xiaomi owner:
Go touch grass, because you certainly can’t touch your apps.
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for digital detox
Xiaomi cares about your mental health, that's why they released an update which affects all the Xiaomi devices running HyperOS 3 global ROM.
With this new update, your screen flickers like a cheap strobe light to discourage you from staring, and your app icons vanish into thin air so you can’t doom-scroll Instagram. If you try to fight back, the System Launcher just crashes and throws you into Safe Mode. It’s not a glitch but infact a needed mandatory digital detox.
To every Xiaomi owner:
Go touch grass, because you certainly can’t touch your apps.
Follow @Xiaomifuckup for digital detox
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People are now regretting buying a Poco by Xiaomi and sharing their feelings as Poco offers the worst experience out of all Android brands
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It’s been a long time, guys, but here I am with some free ki advice. Never buy a Xiaomi device. Especially POCO.
I bought a brand new POCO F7. After just one month of use and updating to the November security patch, my network started fluctuating. Airtel…
I bought a brand new POCO F7. After just one month of use and updating to the November security patch, my network started fluctuating. Airtel…
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Introducing Xiaomi Fuckups 2025 Recap
Here's a brief look at how Xiaomi treated their users in 2025 to offer them the flagship experience including monthly security patch as promised. Please share the Xiaomi experience recap of 2025 with your friends.
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Here's a brief look at how Xiaomi treated their users in 2025 to offer them the flagship experience including monthly security patch as promised. Please share the Xiaomi experience recap of 2025 with your friends.
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Xiaomi implements the future of predictive back gestures!
While everyone was busy copying Google's implementation, Lei was hustling. Grinding. Gooning. He swore to make his own and not depend on others. Unfortunately, he forgot that he can't even design a flat white cement wall properly.
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While everyone was busy copying Google's implementation, Lei was hustling. Grinding. Gooning. He swore to make his own and not depend on others. Unfortunately, he forgot that he can't even design a flat white cement wall properly.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more HyperOS 3 beauty
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ssar my xmi got hacked 🥀
A screenshot by @puerconiox009
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A screenshot by @puerconiox009
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Xiaomi making sure you're aware that big brother is watching
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Xiaomi users introducing their Xiaomi smartphones to others be like:
https://vxtwitter.com/enough_yt/status/2008163153683914837?s=46
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Tatya Bichoo (@enough_yt)
Imagine Booting your Xiaomi Phone in Public Places 💀
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notification styles be fighting demons (it's set to MIUI style in settings)
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If you ever feel useless, just remember someone at Xiaomi got paid to make this "Temu-tier animation" even after copying Apple's dynamic island
Follow @XiaomiFuckup to know why Xiaomi fucking sucks!
Follow @XiaomiFuckup to know why Xiaomi fucking sucks!
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Forwarded from Irbis
Ximi can break any root impl via cloud control if they dont like your phone specifically (like sent falsified feedback that only happens with root). Ksu, apatch, magisk
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PSA: You shouldn't rely on the Xiaomi stock apps
Their calendar app reminded me of the event only two fucking days after the event, and didn't even remind 7 days before. This is not the only single occurrence, because both Google and the dialer made two separate events, as you can see.
I don't really know what's the issue there, but I suspect it has to do something with battery optimization, which should be disabled for crucial system apps by default, but not when the user says to.
The engineers are dumb douchebags, who can't even design their stock apps and OS properly.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup to know what users should await from the infamous stock ROM
Their calendar app reminded me of the event only two fucking days after the event, and didn't even remind 7 days before. This is not the only single occurrence, because both Google and the dialer made two separate events, as you can see.
I don't really know what's the issue there, but I suspect it has to do something with battery optimization, which should be disabled for crucial system apps by default, but not when the user says to.
The engineers are dumb douchebags, who can't even design their stock apps and OS properly.
Follow @XiaomiFuckup to know what users should await from the infamous stock ROM
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