The more boring your national news is, the higher quality of living your country has.
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"Read" can be read as read, but you can also read it as read.
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Blaming an average person for polluting the Earth is like blaming a minimum wage worker for the crash of the stock market
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The most ironic place to die in is the living room
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There is no end to hiccups there's just a long pause.
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We would probably take better care of ourselves if our body had a detailed organwise health bar.
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Potassium is a metal; bananas have lots of Potassium; therefore, bananas are a pretty metal thing to eat.
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The Earthβs gravity is so strong that it holds the moon in orbit and so weak that you can easily lift your foot.
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An average person meets 80,000 people in a lifetime. That's just 0.00102% of the world population. You never meet the remaining 99.999% of the population and just generalize human behaviour and nature based on the 0.001% people you meet.
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Ghosts can move through walls, but for some reason one of the most common paranormal activities is opening and closing doors, which they do not need if they can move through walls.
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The more intelligence someone has, the more willing they are to admit what they don't know.
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Putting yourself in danger and succeeding is considered brave, but putting yourself in danger and failing is considered stupid.
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Schools preach mental health awareness to their students, when in reality they are the catalysts of most students mental health problems.
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When you have a human biology exam, your brain knows all the answers but it doesn't tell you any.
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Falling down or getting hit by an entire planet is the same thing.
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Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems.
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Sleeping with no blanket on feels very strange but just placing a blanket slightly over one leg makes it feel ok
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