just marry already

That's totally wrong approach, you should find why each of them are wrong. That what philosophy is.

The first thread before internet was invented.

Liberals did this clearly

Very artistic

The Death of William the Conqueror, 1885,
Albert Menyan

A royal horse riding through the conflagration stepped on hot embers, tipped over, and wounded William in the abdomen. Over the next six months, William slowly died in severe pain.

Keep an eye on the horses. That's advice of the day.