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JUST IN: $760,000,000 worth of oil shorts were reportedly placed 20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇷🇺 US extends license authorizing sale of some Russian oil.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran officially closes the Strait of Hormuz again after US says it will not end its blockade.

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JUST IN: Michael Saylor says it is "impossible to blockade Bitcoin."

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JUST IN: $RAVE cryptocurrency crashes 95%, wiping out $6.3 billion from its market cap in a single day following alleged insider manipulation.

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JUST IN: Michael Saylor hints at buying more Bitcoin.

"Think Even ₿igger."

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JUST IN: Bitcoin falls under $74,000 after Iran rejects second round of peace talks with the US.

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JUST IN: $RAVE cryptocurrency falls 98% to $0.5, erasing $6.7 billion from its market cap in two days.

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BREAKING: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' buys 34,164 Bitcoin worth $2.55 billion.

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JUST IN: Tom Lee's 'BitMine' buys 101,627 $ETH worth $235 million.

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🇺🇸 US National Debt:

2011: $14.79T
2012: $16.06T
2013: $16.73T
2014: $17.82T
2015: $18.15T
2016: $19.57T
2017: $20.24T
2018: $21.51T
2019: $22.71T
2020: $26.94T
2021: $28.42T
2022: $30.92T
2023: $33.20T
2024: $36.06T
2025: $38.50T
2026: $39.07T (so far)

That's an increase of 164% since 2011.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins says the agency has ended "regulation through enforcement" against crypto.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says Iran is losing $500,000,000 per day due to US naval blockade.

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JUST IN: Apple names John Ternus as new CEO, replacing Tim Cook who will transition to Executive Chairman.

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JUST IN: Amazon $AMZN to invest up to $25,000,000,000 in Claude AI developer Anthropic.

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JUST IN: Arbitrum freezes 30,766 $ETH worth $71,000,000 linked to suspected AAVE and KelpDAO North Korean exploit.

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