IT'S BEEN 8 DAYS

Shoutout to @recogard and @eugenepage_ for the malware campaign. Your campaign has been undetected for a month, that's pretty good

Some lady at DEFCON will be sporting vx-underground UWU nails.

What does this mean? I don't know, but I thought it was cool and badass. I wanted to share it.

> post photo of girl nails
> IS SHE HOT?
> ARE THEY TRANS?

why cant you people be normal for at least one post

Some guy named Dulgex just made this for me and I'm so happy omg this is awesome thank you so much bro

Hello,

So uh, a long time ago I said I was giving away tickets to DEFCON for free. A lot of people have DM'd me about it.

I can't go into too much detail about. I don't want to diss anyone, or throw shade at anyone, because I myself don't even know what the fuck happened. But, we had the money for tickets to DEFCON. We had sponsorship money. We had all the goop ready to go.

However, for reasons I don't understand, certain people, or peoples, or individuals, or whatever, were unable to effectively communicate with us and we weren't able to do the stuff we needed to do to give away free tickets.

We ended up refunding the money to the sponsors who gave us money for DEFCON tickets. I don't know, bro.

We'll try again next year, I guess

I really don't want to throw shade at anyone, but it's super confusing, because we had a giant pile of cash from sponsors. We said, "Hello, we would like to use this giant pile of cash". They pretty much said, "Okay, cool, one moment" ... then kind of radio silence.

I assume DEFCON likes money, so I don't know what happened.

> get dm
> "smelly, is this goop?" (malware)
> "i found it on x"
> links GitHub
> download
> look inside
> .net goop
> didnt strip metadata
> internally refers to itself as FunkyStar
> internally does "ProcessAlpha", "ProcessBeta", etc

Not only is this shit slop malware, the author of this malware is larping to themselves as like, some sort of military operation. My brother in Christ, I'm happy you're feeling peppy about your slop malware, but you ARE NOT writing state-sponsored malware.

What I find so impressive though is that this malware has been active on GitHub FOR A YEAR.

Dawg, they're banning security researchers and this malware has been present FOR A YEAR

https://github.com/Alisterscaics185/Crypto-Checker-Seed-Phrases

I like writing malware because, instead of making useful and productive software, you spend an absurd amount of time writing a really over complicated and convoluted way to create a file.

A simple line or two of code becomes like 50 lines.

It's fun, I don't know why

> get dm
> "someone defaced health institute for czech republic"
> look at website
> indeed they did
> they leave a telegram handle
> dm them
> say hello
> "haha check this out bro"
> adds "smelly" to website
> lists "smelly" as a "crew member"

chat, we are cooked

o ok, thank god they removed it, i was afraid the knedliky police were gonna come to my house and beat me to death with knedliky

close one

Oh yeah? You're a "hacker"? Prove it.

Show me your $600 entry ticket for Slermie Doop 16 and massive collection of cybersecurity vendor merchandise you either received for free or purchased.

You're not a real hacker until you're a walking billboard for tech companies

Hahahahaha. What? You can't afford a ticket to Slermie Doop??? Sounds like you're POOR. Sorry, kid. We're HACKERS. We fucking HATE poor people.

Next thing you're going to do is say you can't afford the $2,000 Schmeemee certificate, proving you're a real hacker.

It makes me very happy receiving DMs of malware and people asking "is this goop?".

There is a real-world chance that we can fundamentally corrupt people to begin referring to malware as "goop", and making our entire industry look like a fucking joke

That's so badass omg

Chat, I'm unironically a big fan of AI now

I don't vibe code, or whatever, but it's ability to generate me slop Python scripts for reverse engineering, or it's ability to help me troubleshoot Linux gunk, is absolutely incredible.

I'll say, "Hey ChatGPT, I've got this goop that is doing X, Y, Z. Can you make me a Python script that handles it?".

My Python is trash, but ChatGPT is like, "I got you, big dawg", and gives me the thingie I need in just a few seconds, saving me tons of time browsing StackOverflow or screaming at my IDE about syntax issues.

Thank you, OpenAI, for giving me ultra mega slop Python maker 9000. It is incredibly helpful to me.

Oh, and I've never had OpenAI give me any warnings and stuff about potential violations or whatever. Anthropic complained all the time. I'm not verified by OpenAI as a cybersecurity professional, ... I just ask for slop Python and it produces magic. I don't know how it works, but it's cool and badass