I need to scream into the void of the internet. I don't expect any of you to give a shit. I just want to share an observation I've had.

Since I've had a kid I've noticed some parents unironically ego others about their children. I'm not sure what it is, maybe it's some sort reflection of their personalities, but I think it's super fucking weird.

Like, my son was an objectively large baby. He was born in the 100th percentile, meaning he is statistically larger than 100 percent of babies. This doesn't mean he's destined to be a freak athlete, it doesn't mean he's going to be walking giant, it means almost nothing because the cause of large babies is either the Mother is diabetic ... or it's genetics. In our case it was genetics. It's totally possible he will be large now and by the time he's 10 he will be BELOW average. The size of a baby at birth doesn't reflect anything about their future.

When I tell someone my son was born large, I'll always have one person interject and say something akin to "MY SON WAS BIGGER" ... even though I know they're lying or exaggerating.

Alternatively, I'll say something like, "I think my son is doing really good, he eats a lot". Suddenly some parent will be like "MY DAUGHTER EATS MORE. SHE EATS EVERYTHING".

I've seen parents blatantly LIE about their children's abilities. I've had parents tell me their children began walking completely unassisted at 5 months old. That sort of development is virtually impossible. Babies at that age do not possess the coordination skills to walk yet. LITERALLY their BRAIN isn't physiologically PREPARED for movement of that sort yet. Early-early-EARLY walking babies is like, 7 months old. However, this is freakishly rare, it's an anomaly.

I've seen parents exaggerate or lie about:
- Height
- Weight
- Eating habits
- Coordination
- Intelligence
- Learning speed
- Academic skills
- ???

It's a really, really, really weird one-up thing with their children. I have no idea why people do it.

I've also noticed some parents AGGRESSIVELY try to shove their ideas down your throat and assert THEY ARE right and YOU are wrong about literally anything.

It's the weirdest shit bro. I get it, you love your children and you're proud of them, but they turn it into a competition. God damn

Meanwhile in Bug Bounty:

AI slop bug reports overflowing vendors. Vendors can't handle the slop. Slop code, slop exploits, and slop write-ups result in vendor exiting program.

AI slop is choking Bug Bounty

OS?
Windows 11

Browser?
Chrome

Password Manager?
Passwords.txt

Antivirus?
Defender

VPN?
Nord

All telemetry features enabled to improve the products listed.

Microsoft Copilot is awesome

Sike bitch you thought fuck you Satya nadella

> be malware
> try to be evasive
> "I know! I'll put in backup domains!"
> "I'll also put in fake domains!"
> "It'll be brilliant!"
> "This strategy will bypass everything!"
> Look inside
> 4786 DNS requests

Wow, so subtle bro

I'm so tired of all the Linux larps bro

Nobody gives a fuck that you use Linux. It's just an OS bro.

Want to impress people? Go into the forest with a hatchet and make a computer from dead insects, tree bark, and your feces

I made an intentionally hyperbolic joke poking at all of the Linux posts on social media, some people were not happy about it

Here is what I've learned:
- I'm stuck in the clutches of Windows
- Linux is about freedom, or something
- My Mom
- I don't do anything technical (anymore?)
- People are tired of my whining
- I'm mad
- I'm a Winblows cock sucker
- I'm on a computer

Chat, do NOT tell Linux users to build a computer in the forest with a hatchet.

This is why it's important to NEVER use Linux. Linux is ILLEGAL and for NERDS. Use Windows, enable ALL telemetry, and use Copilot. It's the only safe option.

Telegram nerds, I've decided this Saturday I'm going to make Windows posts and see how Linux users on social media react.

Will they rage? Will they get the joke? It's science

Now we wait and see.

https://x.com/vxunderground/status/2048126003185172890

IT'S AN INSIDER THREAT. HES FROM TELEGRAM

computer virus

Toronto Police launched Project Lighthouse in November, 2025 after police were tipped off about an unknown person(s) operating an SMS Blaster in downtown Toronto.

Watch the video for an actual explanation. The fancy Detective lady gives a run down on what happened.

tl;dr three chinese dudes some how built a custom made portable cell phone tower thingie in a van, drove around toronto with it. peoples cell phones automagically connected it to (its literally a cell phone tower thingie). when a cell phone connected to their portable cell tower thingie it would automatically send the connected phone a text which appeared to be from their bank or somewhere important. they interupted real cell phone towers 13m times lmfao. they were trying to steal passwords and stuff. no details released on how three random nerds managed to do this

Hello,

If you're one of the many little people who lives inside my phone, and enjoy malware, I have good news: I have more malware for you.

The bad news is I forgot to sync the update log. I'll do it tomorrow, maybe later tonight, I don't know.

Pic unrelated

Just got done talking at Georgia Institute of Technology.

I was introduced to a bunch of cybersecurity students as "cybercrime TMZ", a person who "collects pictures of cats", "fills computers with mayonnaise", and discusses things with "Dragon Ball Z" references.

On paper this shit makes me look like a lunatic.

The entire room was dead silent as I vaped and spoke schizophrenic nonsense.

Chat, I DO NOT think they'll be inviting me back

CVE-2026-31431 a/k/a CopyFail

> Linux LPE
> Description sounds like AI slop
> Exploit is legit
> Impacts every Linux kernel from 2017 - Now
> Proof-of-concept released
> It's Wednesday?

https://copy.fail/