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Dawg, I don't want to sound like a hater, but you need to CHILL OUT.

Your goopies just got attention because it was video game goop. This isn't like, CL0P ransomware group extorting the United States government for $50,000,000 because of a 0day exploit they had.

You're NOT FBI most wanted, bro. They're worried about big malware campaigns. The internet has crypto-drainers bringing in $100,000/month, CSAM all over TOR, large-scale botnets wreaking havoc on home users, businesses, and critical infrastructure, and they're also dealing with state-sponsored Threat Groups which are enemies of the United States.

You popping 50 people from Schlunko McSchmeeSchmee on Steam isn't going to make Kash Patel call the President of the United States and say you're El Chapo 2.0. This only got attention because it was on Steam

Gosh dang, bro. Relax. Half these fucking people on social media talking about it unironically spend a majority of their day scrolling TikTok and arguing in the comment section on YouTube videos. It's not that deep, bro.
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Dawg, I don't want to sound like a hater, but you need to CHILL OUT. Your goopies just got attention because it was video game goop. This isn't like, CL0P ransomware group extorting the United States government for $50,000,000 because of a 0day exploit they…
I know I probably shouldn't tell someone who committed a felony to relax, but let's be real here, bro. FBI agents are paid like shit and they're dealing with serious problems, Schlunko McSchmeeSchmee isn't even on their radar. They probably don't even feel like doing the paperwork, some agent probably saw it, said "heh", and went back to some case where someone is laundering $10,000,000 of Bitcoin

How much money was stolen? What? Like $700? The FBI doesn't even look at you until you've done somewhere between $100,000 - $1,000,000. It costs them $200/hr for the attorneys alone, not to mention the man hours to talk to Steam, do the court paperwork, subpoena people, determine which field office is going to handle.

I don't know bro, whatever
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> check social media
> internation cyber news digest posts
> doxes some kid
> nice broccoli haircut tho
> nerd allegedly part of meccha chamelon thingie
> worker or smthn, idfk
> shows discord cam thingie
> records his face
> idk why
> flexes $50,000
> idk why
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> check social media > internation cyber news digest posts > doxes some kid > nice broccoli haircut tho > nerd allegedly part of meccha chamelon thingie > worker or smthn, idfk > shows discord cam thingie > records his face > idk why > flexes $50,000 > idk…
fr tho bro, if youre going to commit crime, launder money, whatever, dont show ur face on discord calls or flex bro, cmon man
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Could they be anymore vague? Do you have any idea how many images are posted online? What is this post even supposed to mean?
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GrapheneOS is cool and badass
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My wife and I frequently yell "HELP!" when we need help with the baby.

He is 17 months and he is crazy.

The good news is that he has suddenly began screaming "HELP" in public with zero context.

It's fun holding a baby and he screams "HELP!" around a bunch of strangers.
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> check twitter
> account locked
> ???
> DMCA takedown request
> ???
> click see post
> rockstar games compromise post
> shows GTA 6 testing footage
> 8:51 AM Β· Sep 19, 2022

you fucking assholes hit me with a DMCA takedown request on a video from 2022? seriously?
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> check twitter > account locked > ??? > DMCA takedown request > ??? > click see post > rockstar games compromise post > shows GTA 6 testing footage > 8:51 AM Β· Sep 19, 2022 you fucking assholes hit me with a DMCA takedown request on a video from 2022? seriously?
Marek, you goofy son of a bitch, with your goofy ass man-bun and bullshit risk compliance job, it isn't AI generated footage you lying little bitch.

If you're going to file a DMCA takedown request, you should write it's because RockStar games was compromised by an autistic teenager in the UK who social engineered HelpDesk support from an Amazon FireStick in a hotel room

I obviously can't file a counter claim, I'm a stinky nerd and you're representing a multi-billion dollar company, but I want you to know that you're a pussy and nobody at your job respects you

Have a nice day
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> download weird .exe
> accidentally run it
> disappears in the void
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Department of Homeland Security been REALLLLLLL quiet ever since they took down that anime streaming website.

What are you hiding?
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