Goodnight tiny people living inside my phone

Chat, I don't want to sound like a hater, but I think this meteorologist is using AI. Something about the image seems incorrect.

Please forgive me, European colleagues and friends, how hot is -120c? Should we be concerned?

HOLY SHIT

If you leave in the Eastern part of the United States, call into work today because it's NUCLEAR WINTER.

Fuck a sweater, buy a lead vest IMMEDIATELY. It's -184f IN JULY

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> check beep boop machine
> everyone calling me names
> crazy cat malware man
> mfw

I keep seeing large tech companies discussing the dangers of AI and AI models. They think regular people should not be able to possess AI or AI models, or be able to run them on home computers. In essence, they're too dangerous for a regular person to possess.

It is for our safety that Google, Meta, OpenAI, Anthropic, Palantir, X, etc have AI models but we don't. They are protecting us by paying them $19.99/month. If we don't let them control the AI stuff then someone could do bad things with it.

They care about protecting the people. They are definitely not doing it to make more money and collect more data from consumers. Large tech companies would not use their money to influence politicians and government to make more money and fearmonger

Dear Telegram people, I need your assistance. I'm confused.

Today the Department of Justice announced the extradition of a Threat Actor named Peter Stokes a/k/a Bouquet. He is alleged to be a co-conspirator to Scattered Spider. He is being extradited from Finland to the United States. He is facing a litany of charges (like, 20 years in prison or more).

However, I had thought (based off of the photo released), this person had been arrested before? Am I crazy? Does anyone on Telegram recognize this name or moniker? The FBI is parading this arrest, but I swear I've seen this before.

This is the photo that is all over social media and distributed from the government (or something, I can't recall the details, but it's the photo being used).

There is dangerously high levels of "hacker" larp on TikTok. As a healthcare professional, I heavily advise against using TikTok

I lied, I'm not a healthcare professional. But still, the larp is crazy

ARM COME BACK

Oh yeah? You're a "hacker"?

Prove it. Hack the electrical grid and give yourself infinite electricity, then use your infinite electricity to hack Bitcoin and give yourself unlimited Bitcoins

Then hack the airport and give yourself 999999 airplanes and fly around the world

old head nerds will DM me telling me they used to squeeze a fart out their ass cheeks to make a free call to japan in 1969 (it was a perfect 2600-hertz tone)

wtf am i supposed to do with this info bro

this is me memeing captain crunch and phone phreakers

Hello,

I continue to receive requests to make the malware collection static HTML like it was from 2019 - 2023.

While I too like and prefer static HTML, VXUG is very large in scope and has many moving parts.

As of July 2nd, 2026, VXUG has:
- 233,151 files
- 38,212 sub-directories
- 13.1TB 7z ultra compressed

Do you have any idea how large and nested these HTML files would be?

"hey smelly, out of curiosity, how did you learn so much? have you read every paper on vxug?"

fuck no. i probably havent read 10% of the library. if you unironically read everything there you would be two things

1. ultra mega fuck off malware brain
2. profoundly depressed