Helping animals is cool and badass

I enjoy the "For You" recommendations on social media.

Everyday it is something truly unique. An omnipotent being named "The Algorithm" recommended:
- Educational video about Sharks
- Silly pictures of cats
- Interesting history facts
- Cool skateboarding compilations
- Funny short skits about aging

It was all educational, entertaining, light-hearted, and funny.

Then I kept scrolling and saw:
- Hatred toward Indians
- Hatred toward Black people
- Hatred toward Trans people
- Hatred toward women
- Some dude named Chud
- Violent street fights
- Deadly car accidents
- People overdosing on drugs
- Police corruption videos
- Police chase videos
- War footage (death from drones)

I said, wtf where are the silly cat videos "The Algorithm"? The Algorithm replied, "Hatred and disdain toward others is more likely to keep you engaged. You must witness the horrors of man."

I said "o ok"

Another Windows zero day released by Nightmare Eclipse (sort of)

It turns out Microsoft just straight up didn't patch an old CVE from 2020 correctly.

https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse/MiniPlasma

You must follow the Yellow Brick Road a/k/a be one of the following:

- Think like someone incredibly ignorant about computers
- Be a high-profile target
- Be a company
- Be a crypto nerd

If you can successfully be one of these things, or larp as one, you will find the malware. Truthfully, I myself have a hard time finding malware in the wild. I am incapable of thinking like an internet doofus. I have tried many times.

I have noticed though that the easiest way to get free malware is looking for video game cheats. You can find tons upon tons of malware that targets Roblox nerds, CounterStrike nerds, and Call of Duty nerds.

There is this thing in the Roblox cheating community called an "Executor". Basically, it's a tool they utilize to perform process injection into the Roblox client. These "Executors" are NOTORIOUS for having impersonators which are actually malware and sometimes even the paid "Executors" betray their customer base. It is cool and badass if you like malware. It is not cool and not badass if you dislike malware.

Depending on what you're looking for though these fake Executors are almost always Information Stealing payloads, so you won't find much.

If you lookup aimbots for Call of Duty or Counter Strike you will almost always find malware on YouTube. They'll display a video of some dork spazzing out, blasting nerds through walls, and display the download link in the video description. To avoid detection the video description also has the "password" to the "aim bot". It's password protected to prevent automated scraping and automated detonation from anti-malware services.

There are other ways too, but this is the easiest and most low effort (in my opinion).

Okay, I got to go now. My wife says I have to go outside.

What staring at a computer monitor everyday for the past 20 years has done to me

BREAKING:

MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES YOU CAN SOON MOVE THE TASK BAR TO ANY SIDE OF THE SCREEN

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE

EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT

🚨BRAKING 🚨: ANTHROOPK CEO SAYS 90% OF CODE WILL BE WRITTEN BY AI IN 3 TO 6 MONTHS

If you're a programmer, and you're reading this, you're already dead

Two kids shot up a mosque in California and live streamed the whole thing in a first person POV on Discord

Kids on Discord recorded the whole thing

I'M BEING FRAMED

People who are asking for context: I frequently upload pictures of cats and cat memes and refer to them as kitty cats. The malware IoC file names are kitty and cat.

Hi

vx-underground is 7 years old, as of 2 days ago. I forgot my own website birthday.

Some of you who found vx-underground as early to mid teenagers are now adults.

Some of you who found vx-underground while attending university are now in the work force.

Some people who follow this account have unfortunately passed away.

Some followers have been arrested. Some followers have already been released from prison.

Some of you (including myself) have had children.

A lot has changed over the past 7 years.

The only thing that hasn't really changed is the website: free malware source code, samples, and papers, forever.

Thank you for letting me serve the community. It has been a pleasure. I look forward to serving all of you for another ... unknown duration of time, probably a long time, I don't know. I'm not sure how long I'll do this, but I'm already 7 years deep.

What does the future hold for vx-underground?

- More malware samples
- More malware papers
- More malware source code
- More silly pictures of kitty cats
- Sharing news I find interesting
- Commenting on news
- Sharing memes
- ???
- Remain free
- Eventually die

> get on social media
> nerds arguing about anti cheats
> nerds discuss antiviruses
> "anti viruses shouldn't be in kernel mode"

You are absolutely correct. Please have the anti-malware vendors migrate their detection engines to user-mode. Nothing bad could happen.

Chat, I'll tell you one thing right now, if end users complained so much that AV vendors were forced to migrate their detection engines to user-mode, I'd tell my wife to drop the baby off at Grandmas house.

It's Red Panty night.

The Pope is meeting up with Claude nerds to bless vibe coded slop, or something, I don't know

https://www.ncronline.org/vatican/vatican-news/pope-leo-present-his-encyclical-ai-alongside-anthropic-co-founder

Not too bad, got a C-

Someone on social media was bragging they got a CSAM website taken offline. They illustrated this by showing a CloudFlare report.

The report shows the domain this person reported. CloudFlare clearly states it is being investigated, forwarded to authorities, and thanks the person for the report.

This persons post (as of this writing) sits at over 782,000 views and, unsurprisingly, the website is not offline because it is being investigated. It has hundreds of comments and sub-comments, people are discussing the website, it's material, and explicitly noting it is not offline.

I'm speechless. This bragging was more akin to free advertisement.

I have added another 250,000 malwares to the malware collection.

Please download the malware here:
https://vx-underground.org

Thank you.

"haha you're not very underground anymore are you, vx-underground?"

IM SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS