Also, accidentally sent the GIF version on Telegram without the text. Oopsies doopsies.

I have updates to vx-underground, but in honor of Mother's Day weekend I promised Mrs. Smellington I'd watch the baby so she can do whatever girls do for fun (I actually have no idea what they do for fun)

Hello

I have collected more malware. It's like, ... 200,000 malware, I think. I don't know. I've stopped counting.

It is enough malware for your friends, family, extended family, neighbors, and co-workers.

Please download it. The malware is lonely.

https://vx-underground.org/Updates

Company: makes spooky pseudo-canine humanoid robots thingies

Government: Lets use it to kill people (probably)

Also, shout out to this company for setting their demo volume to 150%. I played the video and yanked my headphones off my head. Who the fuck put together this video?

Good news everyone

Shai-Hulud, that spoopy Git worm thingy everyones been yapping about, has been open-sourced.

What does this mean? TeamPCP, or someone else, has released the fully weaponized worm for you.

https://github.com/hmoreirar/Shai-Hulud-Open-Source

Big news for Blue Team nerds

That nerd who released those Microsoft 0days has created two new repos on GitHub with spooky sounding names indicating they will be releasing two new Windows 0days.

Very cool

https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse

Big news for cybersecurity geopolitics nerds

Microsoft guy in charge of Israel Microsoft division place secretly worked with Israel government to conduct illegal surveillance on people in West Bank and Gaza

Satya Nadella reportedly big mad

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/microsoft-fires-head-of-israeli-subsidiary-and-other-managers-over-surveillance-of-palestinians/

Shai-Hulud, that spoopy Git worm thingy everyones been yapping about, was open-sourced.

Unfortunately, GitHub has removed the repo.

This is terrible news.

It can no longer be studied... unless there was someone who collected this sort of thing and has a local copy...

If you didn't catch the hint: it's me. I have it saved. I'll share it later. I can't upload right now.

You can download it here: https://vx-underground.org/tmp

TanStack was hit by a supply chain attack.
MistralAI was hit by a supply chain attack.
The Mayor of Arcadia, California, was a Chinese spy.
Forza Horizon 6 leaked.
Canvas bamboozled.
Shai-Hulud open-sourced.
Nightmare-Eclipse teases two new Windows 0days.

It is Tuesday. What will happen on Wednesday? Find out on the next action packed episode of Dragon Ball Z

Yippie

Two new Microsoft Windows 0days. The exploits have cool and badass mysterious names to be extra spoopy

- GreenPlasma: Windows CTFMON Arbitrary Section Creation Elevation of Privileges Vulnerability
- YellowKey: Bitlocker Bypass Vulnerability

https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse

cybersecurity

I saw a write-up today from ZachXBT about a Threat Actor named Dritan.

In this write-up he showed Dritan flexing money, going "band for band" with people on Discord, purchasing luxury clothing, and many other things.

It is believed he may possess as much as $19,000,000 from fraud.

That is absolutely disgusting. It sickens me.

Do you have any idea how much pizza, Monster energy drinks, prescription medication, and Robux I could purchase with $19,000,000?

He needs to stop this hedonistic lifestyle and focus on what's important.

I need to make a confession. When I initially read "band for band" I thought he meant a musical band. Like, they were both playing the guitar or something to see who had the most cool and badass guitar solo.