> "hey smelly i found this on my wordpress site. is this malware?"
> wordpress? what year is it?
> okie dokie
> look inside
> .php file with hardcoded key, verification hash, data to be decrypted
> aes256
> decrypt with shrimple python script
> owl php mailer
> f tier malware

Windows Defender is very silly and I am flabbergasted.

I always keep Windows Defender off. As a person who collects malware, writes malware, and pokes malware with a stick, Windows Defender is a big stinky dork who isn't cool and gets in my way.

Earlier today I was doing big brain intellectual stuff that you wouldn't understand (watching police chase videos on YouTube) and suddenly Windows Defender began screaming obnoxiously loud into my headphones that it has detected hundreds of malwares on my machine.

Windows Defender turning itself on is no big deal. I keep my several terabytes of malware segregated (it's in a special folder that is whitelisted, I pray I don't accidentally detonate it). However, Windows Defender was screaming malware was in my C drive.

This is sort of weird ... I write malware, maybe it's flagging one of my proof-of-concepts as malware? Maybe?

I look inside and this fucking piece of shit is flagging my anti-malware project I'm working on as malware. That makes literally zero sense. Nothing in my anti-malware static analysis goofy project is even remotely malicious. What the fuck is this piece of shit yapping about?

In my malware static analysis project I extracted the YARA rules from Windows Defender. I use those same rules for identification.

Windows Defender flagged IT'S OWN RULES as malware because of the strings present in THEIR OWN YARA RULES

You dumb son of a bitch. I HATE YOU. Now I have to spend an extra FOUR MINUTES re-extracting your YARA rules and recompiling them for my project. HOW DARE YOU

> be olafkswg
> some dude on the internet
> does stuff with cs2 or something idfk
> some other dude arrested for terrorism or something
> court doc releases
> uses same discord picture as olafkswg
> cs2 nerds freak out
> OMG HE WAS A TERRORIST

no lol same pfp tho, bad luck

Reference:

LeakBase admin "Chucky" was arrested.

For those unfamiliar, LeakBase was this big ass fuck off website which sold, traded, auctioned, and freely distributed stolen data from compromised websites or companies.

LeakBase audience was primarily Eastern European.

Despite the wide spread identify theft, credit card fraud, extortion, initial access brokering, and money laundering that "Chucky" enabled, he was a nice guy.

I used to send silly pictures of kitty cats to him.

Was he a hardcore cyber criminal? Yes
Did he enable crime? Yes
Did he help facilitate crime? Yes
Did he aid and abet criminals? Yes
Did he give a platform to other criminals? Yes

But, did he have good taste in silly kitty cat pictures? Yes, he had very silly kitty cat pictures.

A lot of people don't know this but I'm actually an expert in military strategy. I have over four "chicken dinners" in a hyper-realistic military strategy "game" called "P.U.B.G.". Additionally, I have a chess ELO rating of 1214.

Many people believe Iran cannot defeat the United States, but they're incorrect. Iran has failed to utilize advanced guerilla warfare the likes of which has not been witnessed since an important war that took place somewhere.

If the Iranian government wants to win they need to use asymmetrical antiheuristic dogfooding guerilla warfare with telemetry.

Here's what they need to do NOW:
1. Make an Etsy account
2. Purchase as many pro-America flags and memorabilia as possible
3. Plaster said purchases all over critical infrastructure

The Etsy items MUST contain things such as, but not limited to, "9/11 NEVER FORGET", "GO WOKE GO BROKE", "TRUMP 2028", "LET'S GO BRANDON", "BACK THE BLUE".

Furthermore, the Iranian government needs to purchase the largest Bluetooth speakers available on the market and begin playing this playlist:
- "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" - Toby Keith
- "Try That in a Small Town" - Jason Aldean
- Anything from Kid Rock, Aaron Lewis, or Hank Williams Jr

When the United States military is deployed they physically will be unable to attack. If they attack then they're actually WOKE and HATE FREEDOM. They'll see how unbelievable BASED and AMERICA-PILLED the Iranian government is and drop to their knees. They'll say, "Oh my sweet sweet, Blonde Hair, Blue Eye'd, sweet Baby Jesus"

Hegseth and the Trump administration in totality will begin violently convulsing on the floors.

They will be physically, emotionally, intellectually, sexually, financially, psychologically, hypothetically, and theoretically unable to combat such a BASED enemy.

> ShinyHunters has leaked BreachForums v5 database

Version FIVE?

I'm so tired of people on social media complaining about the Strait of Hormuz.

All we need to do is send over a bunch of people and dig a new strait. It's really not that complicated

Then in the middle of the two straits we open a WalMart or something idk

Masquerading malware is malicious software that disguises itself as something legitimate to avoid detection and trick users or security systems into trusting it.

For example: this is not a bumble bee. It is a kitty cat. The cat is masquerading as a bumble bee.

Today Handala, a suspected Iranian-based Threat Actor Group, successfully compromised the personal e-mail address of Kash Patel, the current Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation

The e-mails have a date range from 2010 to 2022. It appears to be primarily photos from Mr. Patel. The dump is 1.06GB.

While this compromising is probably deeply embarrassing to Patel and the FBI, the e-mails are relatively benign. The photos present are:
- Him being goofy
- Photos of his family members
- Updates on family stuff
- Some kind of ice hockey thing
- Traveling stuff

Basically, Kash Patel looks like a regular guy who wants updates on what his family is doing.

From a public-relations perspective, this makes Kash Patel look like a family man and a goofy dork. Unfortunately, some mistakes were made and it resulted in his e-mail be compromised. That is embarrassing.

From a security perspective, to people who are enemies of the United States, this potentially endangers him or his family members who can now be easily identified.

TeamPCP has done ANOTHER supply chain attack.

My Brother in Christ, how many of these fuckin' things are you going to do? YOU'VE DONE 50 FUCKING SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACKS. 50 SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACKS IN EIGHT FUCKING DAYS.

March 19th:
- Trivy

March 20th:
- EmilGroup (28 packages)
- OpenGov (16 packages)
- Teale-io (eslint-config)
- AIRTM (uuid-base32)
- PypeSteam (floating-ui-dom)

March 23rd:
- Checkmarx

March 24th:
- LiteLLM

March 27th:
- Telnyx