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tl;dr normie to big stinky nerd translator I'm going to share something embarrassing, but this is true. I have found a good usage of AI (for me, at least). I'm a big stinky nerd and I have a hard time understanding what people are saying to me. I am an extremely…
I wish I was joking. I didn't understand the political banter I saw on social media. I had to use AI slop machine explain it to me.
I didn't understand what the fuck the Levin guy was talking about and I didn't understand why the most liked repost was talking about the dudes military credentials. It didn't make sense in my dumb little brain.
tl;dr robot better human than me
I didn't understand what the fuck the Levin guy was talking about and I didn't understand why the most liked repost was talking about the dudes military credentials. It didn't make sense in my dumb little brain.
tl;dr robot better human than me
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Malware defense stuff is boring and I respect these AV and/or EDR nerds so much for working on this stuff.
I've spent the past few days really locking in on developing an ETW consumer and using the YARA static analysis engine in conjunction with it.
It is all documented. It is easy-ish to follow. It all makes sense. Even the more "hardcore" stuff like the kernel mode callback routines and minifilters are handed to you on a silver platter with tons of documentation and examples from Microsoft.
These AV and/or EDR nerds unironically have to spend their days monitoring microscopic potential edge cases for malware evasion and then making a tiny little change in code to account for it. If they don't account for this tiny little potential attack vector they're criticized and insulted endlessly.
Conversely, this tiny line of code they've added burns the hours of research I've placed into developing something.
I've spent the past few days really locking in on developing an ETW consumer and using the YARA static analysis engine in conjunction with it.
It is all documented. It is easy-ish to follow. It all makes sense. Even the more "hardcore" stuff like the kernel mode callback routines and minifilters are handed to you on a silver platter with tons of documentation and examples from Microsoft.
These AV and/or EDR nerds unironically have to spend their days monitoring microscopic potential edge cases for malware evasion and then making a tiny little change in code to account for it. If they don't account for this tiny little potential attack vector they're criticized and insulted endlessly.
Conversely, this tiny line of code they've added burns the hours of research I've placed into developing something.
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Malware defense stuff is boring and I respect these AV and/or EDR nerds so much for working on this stuff. I've spent the past few days really locking in on developing an ETW consumer and using the YARA static analysis engine in conjunction with it. It is…
Malware defense stuff is pretty much just standing by the front door with a really big stick waiting for someone to walk in, bonking them on the head with it, and then throwing their unconscious body back outside ... forever and ever ... until you're dead or retire.
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Someone sent me a malware sample they found on Discord. I'll tell you one thing right now, Chat. StealIt is a colossal pain in the fucking ass to reverse engineer.
I was crashing out on Xitter for a second about it. This thing is soooo annoying. It is super evasive because of their GOD DAMN SEA BLOBS AND NODE JS BULLSHIT
I was crashing out on Xitter for a second about it. This thing is soooo annoying. It is super evasive because of their GOD DAMN SEA BLOBS AND NODE JS BULLSHIT
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RIP Chuck Norris
I'll never forget all the goofy jokes you inspired
I'll never forget all the goofy jokes you inspired
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RIP Chuck Norris I'll never forget all the goofy jokes you inspired
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information
He stares them down until he gets the information
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November, 2024 weight:
285lbs
129.2kg
March, 2026
226lbs
102.5kg
After my son was born I fell off the weight loss wagon due to sleep deprivation and exhaustion from baby stuff. I got back on it.
I feel a lot better since losing so much weight. Health and science and stuff
285lbs
129.2kg
March, 2026
226lbs
102.5kg
After my son was born I fell off the weight loss wagon due to sleep deprivation and exhaustion from baby stuff. I got back on it.
I feel a lot better since losing so much weight. Health and science and stuff
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Mildly Interesting:
Windows Defender 1.445.674.0 contains logic to detect malware designed to target "AIGen" threats.
It is titled "AIGen.Trojan.ClawHavoc".
Windows Defender 1.445.674.0 contains logic to detect malware designed to target "AIGen" threats.
It is titled "AIGen.Trojan.ClawHavoc".
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> be IT > new hardware comes in > need to image 2000 new DELLs > protect kids from pedos law drops > id verification at OS level > enter my ID for 2000 PCs > FBI raids office building > everyone arrested > everyone was using pc with my ID > all arrested for…
this is how i imagine ID verification at OS level working in enterprise environments. it haunts me (it makes me giggle)
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