In today's episode of "lol wtf the internet is silly"

- Iran malwares Iraq
- Ukraine malwares Russia
- North Korea attacking cryptocurrency exchanges
- China malwares a bunch of countries
- Chinese nerds infect iOS apps (lol)
- North Korea oopsies, infects PC from GTA V mods

I have a stupid question

If they do age verification on everyone, making it so only adults can only visit some websites, that pushes people under age to certain parts of the internet that don't require age verification.

... doesn't that make it easier for pedophiles ... ?

... like, if the government pushes all the children and teenagers to parts of the internet that don't require age verification ... and all the adults do age verification ... doesn't that just create a massive hangout for children and potential predators ... ? Am I crazy?

For those curious, "Lick" is facing some pretty serious charges. He has successfully racked up the standard cybercrime stuff but with bigger and fancier numbers
- Wire fraud (with a sprinkle of Theft of government property (18 U.S.C. §641)): 30 years in prison
- Money laundering: 20 years in prison
- Conspiracy (aggravated, US contractor, position of power).

Under current sentencing guidelines, if "Lick" pleads guilty and begs for forgiveness, he is facing 15 - 30 years in prison. If he walks into the court telling the Judge to suck his dick and starts urinating on the walls, he will receive 50 years in prison.

In today's episode of "lol wtf the internet is silly"

Iranian government starts throwing hands (on the internet with malware) with:
- Clearview AI
- Jewish Agency
- Salam Palestine
- Nefesh B’Nefesh
- Yahel Israel
- Terrogence
- Zivorex

> be kippu
> some startup app or something
> idfk
> goes live
> people sign up
> realize it's vibe coded
> nerds get silly
> nerds do http get on api endpoint
> dumps entire database

*image censored, although it's all over xitter

I don't know what kind of programming logic allows a full DB dump on an HTTP Get, but it is very sophisticated and my little brain just doesn't understand

Today Donald Trump fired Kristi Noem (lady in charge of DHS) while she was live on television.

I have never seen someone in this prestigious a position fired on live television (or any position, for that matter).

I'm not implying anything with this post.

But, it made me very, very, very, confused. I'm working on this new code thingy, check the internet, and I see this lady fired while she's doing a live press conference, she didn't even know she was fired yet and the banner on the screen says shes fired.

I'm like ???

Some people asked if I'm trolling. No, I am not trolling, he seriously fired this lady on live tv