My 11 month old son has learned "protesting", the precursor to true temper tantrums.

He grabbed my beard and pulled on it as hard as he could. My face was bleeding (not a lot, just by the hair follicles), and somehow the right side of my beard is longer than the left.

Where he pulled my beard, the skin is red, itchy, and some hair follicles appear to be in-grown (they look kind of infected).

He is also the perfect size to kick me in my testicles. When he lays down, his feet reach my groin. When I hold him up, his feet reach my groin.

I have been kicked in the testicles probably five times the past couple of days. No, he isn't kicking hard, but (if you're not a man and you didn't know this already) any sort of hit to the testicles is painful ... and kind of scary.

He is also strong enough to throw things. He is not accurate or consistent with his strength, but he successfully threw a small bowl of mashed pumpkins into the curtains in our dining room.

Despite my best efforts, our curtains are now stained with pumpkin, it has infused into the curtains at a molecular level.

I'm tired

Yesterday I spent some time making him a small bowl of pasta mixed with broccoli. It wasn't a lot, it wasn't a particularly difficult meal to make, but when I made it I was extremely tired and I tried to provide him a healthy meal.

I sat it down on his little feeding table. He looked at the food. He looked up at me. He looked back at the food. He glanced around the room.

He then decided to smack the bowl and fling the food I just had just prepared for him all over the floor. When I looked at the giant mess on the floor I let out a dramatic sigh.

He thought my facial expression was funny and he began laughing.

I verbally said, "fuck my life", and began cleaning up the mess.

crazy cat guy?

The FBI (and apparently every other government agency on planet) has seized LeakBase, the long standing competitor to Breached, with the difference being LeakBase was more tailored to Eastern Europeans.

Hot take: Operation Leak is an unoriginal and lazy name

Also, I think Kash Patel laid off the FBI Special Graphics Unit, because I think that background is AI generated

> black mass vol 4
> call for papers
> need to do something cool
> something unique
> need ideas
> "hmm... malware only using rpcs?"
> nah
> "hmm.. polymorphic mutation engine?"
> nah
> "self-rewriting polymorphic mutation engine?"
> nah
> "position independent self-rewriting polymorphic mutation engine?"
> nah
> "position independent self-rewriting polymorphic mutation engine with embedded obfuscated powershell?"
> hmmm... maybe
> "position independent self-rewriting polymorphic mutation engine abusing uefi nvram variables in motherboard flash memory with sliding key encrypted embedded obfuscated powershell running in-memory without touching disk?"
> ok good idea

chat, thats my next paper

In today's episode of "lol wtf the internet is silly"

- Iran malwares Iraq
- Ukraine malwares Russia
- North Korea attacking cryptocurrency exchanges
- China malwares a bunch of countries
- Chinese nerds infect iOS apps (lol)
- North Korea oopsies, infects PC from GTA V mods

I have a stupid question

If they do age verification on everyone, making it so only adults can only visit some websites, that pushes people under age to certain parts of the internet that don't require age verification.

... doesn't that make it easier for pedophiles ... ?

... like, if the government pushes all the children and teenagers to parts of the internet that don't require age verification ... and all the adults do age verification ... doesn't that just create a massive hangout for children and potential predators ... ? Am I crazy?

For those curious, "Lick" is facing some pretty serious charges. He has successfully racked up the standard cybercrime stuff but with bigger and fancier numbers
- Wire fraud (with a sprinkle of Theft of government property (18 U.S.C. §641)): 30 years in prison
- Money laundering: 20 years in prison
- Conspiracy (aggravated, US contractor, position of power).

Under current sentencing guidelines, if "Lick" pleads guilty and begs for forgiveness, he is facing 15 - 30 years in prison. If he walks into the court telling the Judge to suck his dick and starts urinating on the walls, he will receive 50 years in prison.

In today's episode of "lol wtf the internet is silly"

Iranian government starts throwing hands (on the internet with malware) with:
- Clearview AI
- Jewish Agency
- Salam Palestine
- Nefesh B’Nefesh
- Yahel Israel
- Terrogence
- Zivorex

> be kippu
> some startup app or something
> idfk
> goes live
> people sign up
> realize it's vibe coded
> nerds get silly
> nerds do http get on api endpoint
> dumps entire database

*image censored, although it's all over xitter

I don't know what kind of programming logic allows a full DB dump on an HTTP Get, but it is very sophisticated and my little brain just doesn't understand

Today Donald Trump fired Kristi Noem (lady in charge of DHS) while she was live on television.

I have never seen someone in this prestigious a position fired on live television (or any position, for that matter).

I'm not implying anything with this post.

But, it made me very, very, very, confused. I'm working on this new code thingy, check the internet, and I see this lady fired while she's doing a live press conference, she didn't even know she was fired yet and the banner on the screen says shes fired.

I'm like ???

Some people asked if I'm trolling. No, I am not trolling, he seriously fired this lady on live tv