> minecraft src code leaked online
> look inside
> math

idk shit about minecraft, but what i can tell you is that there is math because theres lots of math idfk w/e man

Hello,

I have finally synced updates to malware city. I apologize for the delay. It is like, 100,000 malwares or something, I don't know, I don't even bother counting anymore.

It's 10.05TB ultra compressed

https://vx-underground.org/Updates

> get dm
> "hey smelly i found this weird openclaw skill, i think its malware"
> wtf free openclaw malware?
> gives link
> "quickstart guide"
> "run this script to install openclaw skill"
> spoopy install command
> base64 encoded to hide how spoopy it is
> lolwtf
> base64 decode
> https://saramoftah(dot)com/curl/958ca005af6a71be22cfcd5de82ebf5c8b809b7ee28999b6ed38bfe5d194205e
> download file
> another malicious script
> base64 encoded
> https://saramoftah(dot)com/n8n/update
> lol ok
> download file
> .zip file
> look inside
> helper.x64, helper.arm64
> macOS malware
> realize i dont know anything about macos malware

> check virustotal
> uploaded 23 mins ago
> AMOS stealer

ah ok, so if you installed this skill it would just silently steal all your passwords and banking information and stuff. no big deal

https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/3c9ddd2ad495044bc2a5293ed7c890069f70a561153cac99b94351534baf71df

"For educational purposes only" as opposed to the other disclaimer "For criminal usage only".

BREAKING: GUNRA RANSOMWARE GROUP HAS RANSOMED A SMALL DENTIST OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA

THE TWO DENTISTS, THREE DENTAL HYGIENISTS, AND THE SECRETARY ARE CONFUSED AND SCARED

FIVE PEOPLE HAD TO RESCHEDULE A DENTAL CLEANING

Hello people from Syria,

I was not the person who compromised your governments social media profiles. I am a stinky nerd on the internet.

Whoever compromised your governments social media profiles was trolling and impersonating me because ???

Have a cat picture

After someone compromised the Syrian governments social media profiles on X, and changed their name to vx-underground, the vx-underground X account was banned ... for less than 60 seconds.

They banned me, realized I didn't do anything wrong, unbanned me. I asked X why I was banned for less than 60 seconds and they said a "glitch" and a "quick security scan" ???

9:45am: Revenue Sharing Paused
9:45am: Banned
9:46am: Unbanned, Revenue Sharing Reinstated

Current vx-underground conspiracies:
- I'm Joe Biden's psyop
- I'm the FBI
- I'm Lockbit ransomware group
- I'm the CIA
- I'm Jewish, live in Israel
- (NEW) I'm Indian, live in India
- (NEW) I'm a Syrian, opposing Syrian government

The truth:
- Fat American, Dad, balding, tired

sMeLlY whAt Do u Look LiKE

Unironically, pretty close to this now (1 little hairs left on head)

Oh yeah? You're a "hacker"? Prove it.

Show me your carpel tunnel syndrome and nerve damage from sitting in a chair for too long

My 11 month old son has learned "protesting", the precursor to true temper tantrums.

He grabbed my beard and pulled on it as hard as he could. My face was bleeding (not a lot, just by the hair follicles), and somehow the right side of my beard is longer than the left.

Where he pulled my beard, the skin is red, itchy, and some hair follicles appear to be in-grown (they look kind of infected).

He is also the perfect size to kick me in my testicles. When he lays down, his feet reach my groin. When I hold him up, his feet reach my groin.

I have been kicked in the testicles probably five times the past couple of days. No, he isn't kicking hard, but (if you're not a man and you didn't know this already) any sort of hit to the testicles is painful ... and kind of scary.

He is also strong enough to throw things. He is not accurate or consistent with his strength, but he successfully threw a small bowl of mashed pumpkins into the curtains in our dining room.

Despite my best efforts, our curtains are now stained with pumpkin, it has infused into the curtains at a molecular level.

I'm tired

Yesterday I spent some time making him a small bowl of pasta mixed with broccoli. It wasn't a lot, it wasn't a particularly difficult meal to make, but when I made it I was extremely tired and I tried to provide him a healthy meal.

I sat it down on his little feeding table. He looked at the food. He looked up at me. He looked back at the food. He glanced around the room.

He then decided to smack the bowl and fling the food I just had just prepared for him all over the floor. When I looked at the giant mess on the floor I let out a dramatic sigh.

He thought my facial expression was funny and he began laughing.

I verbally said, "fuck my life", and began cleaning up the mess.

crazy cat guy?