"how did you get your malware job?"

> be me
> run vxug
> get told someone from (place) wants to talk
> about possible job
> speak to them
> swear a bunch on phone
> burp and vape on phone
> get asked to do video meeting
> show up to video meeting
> disheveled hair
> long grungy beard
> dirty glasses
> wearing old crusty pajamas
> "can i vape in this meeting or is that rude?"
> answer some technical questions
> meeting ends
> get feedback
> "everything thought you were really weird"
> o ok
> "hes perfect, hes exactly what we imagined a malware person would be like"

moral of the story: dress for the job u want

> "how do i get into malware analysis?"
> leave my dumb ass opinion
> go on about day
> check comments
> shitstromm appears
> no idea who they are
> they show how theyre currently studying
> ms paint and c to asm

this is the most ghetto shit ive ever seen hahahaha

This is amazing. Keep up the grind. This is unironically the struggle, grind, and ghetto lunacy which creates greatness.

> get DM
> hey check out this weird website
> lol ok
> doubao-app(dot)com
> pretending to be doubao(dot)com
> doubao is ai thingy from bytedance
> look at website
> download installer (.zip)
> .zip hosted on external domain
> lol
> duobao installer
> look inside
> Doubao_installer_2.0.31.exe
> n9.exe
> look at Doubao_installer_2.0.31.exe
> 307mb
> big boi
> electron app (js, ugh again)
> revert eyes to n9.exe
> 799kb
> small boi
> 32bit binary, c++ 8 (???)
> look inside
> vmprotect (commercial software protector thingy)
> uses fake file cert
> trying to look legit
> wtf
> emulate
> checks all drives by C: - Z:
> tries bonking chrome
> makes a bunch of mutexes
> makes a bunch of weird files
> HWID, GROUP, TIME, VERSION, FILTER, "0", "PLUG"
> sends stuff and receives stuff from hk ip address
> 43.199.114.131
> port 7777

this person put more work into it than i expected, dont feel like looking at these files and fucking with vmprotect. based on iocs (mutex name, vmprotect, methods of obfuscation) it smells like GuLoader

https://www.zscaler.com/blogs/security-research/technical-analysis-guloader-obfuscation-techniques

MICROSOFT WAR COPILOT COMING SOON

Just kidding, but I bet Microsoft will happily make AI for war, or whatever.

After not even 24 hours of the United States government going schizo on Anthropic for not making the killer robots and doing mass surveillance, a new contender has stepped up to the plate.

What company will help the United States government?

Drum roll please ...

OpenAI!

ChatGPT, bomb that children's hospital

ChatGPT:

Pause.
That's not just a children's hospital—that's a hotel for terrorism.

And honestly? You shooting hell fire missile into that building was the best decision you've ever made. You're a hero.

Missiles have been launched.

What's next?
- Fire additional rounds to transform their corpses into dust?
- Delete body cam footage so the media doesn't find out?
- Plant fake evidence on the scene to avoid a PR crisis?

Whatever you want to do—let me know. Just say the word."

And honestly? You're in the United States. The Geneva convention is a suggestion—not a law.