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I've seen nerds say, "how does the malware guy who doesnt go outside have a family and i dont?" Well, it's very shrimple. 1. I don't talk about what I do, ever. They don't understand malware and if I tried to explain it they'd be scared. 2. I don't tell…
This probably makes me sound like a sociopath, or something, but I very seriously don't talk about vx-underground or anything I do online with people IRL.
Nobody would understand it, I don't feel like explaining it, and truthfully I don't feel like discussing it. I don't need to bond with people over dumb computer nerd stuff.
Online I am "smelly smellington", I collect malware, development malware, reverse engineer malware, and do silly things which are playfully unethical.
IRL I'm a Father, a son, an Uncle, I go to family birthday parties, go do stuff like trick-or-treating, Christmas stuff, family cook-outs, sometimes go to church (I'm not religious, but whatever), etc. I like to watch UFC, weird cartoons on YouTube like MeatCanyon, and enjoy stuff like watching Netflix with my family
smelly smellington != IRL me
tl;dr just be a normal person, nerd
Nobody would understand it, I don't feel like explaining it, and truthfully I don't feel like discussing it. I don't need to bond with people over dumb computer nerd stuff.
Online I am "smelly smellington", I collect malware, development malware, reverse engineer malware, and do silly things which are playfully unethical.
IRL I'm a Father, a son, an Uncle, I go to family birthday parties, go do stuff like trick-or-treating, Christmas stuff, family cook-outs, sometimes go to church (I'm not religious, but whatever), etc. I like to watch UFC, weird cartoons on YouTube like MeatCanyon, and enjoy stuff like watching Netflix with my family
smelly smellington != IRL me
tl;dr just be a normal person, nerd
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Hello,
I've receive your messages loud and clear. You want more cat pictures. I have 12 "cat blocks" on VXUG already. Each "cat block" is 2,000 pictures. I'll add like, 37 more blocks.
I will work on uploading tonight
https://vx-underground.org/Archive
I've receive your messages loud and clear. You want more cat pictures. I have 12 "cat blocks" on VXUG already. Each "cat block" is 2,000 pictures. I'll add like, 37 more blocks.
I will work on uploading tonight
https://vx-underground.org/Archive
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vx-underground
Hello, I've receive your messages loud and clear. You want more cat pictures. I have 12 "cat blocks" on VXUG already. Each "cat block" is 2,000 pictures. I'll add like, 37 more blocks. I will work on uploading tonight https://vx-underground.org/Archive
I make them smaller "blocks" because last time I bundled them all together it was over 162GB and several thousand people tried it download it at once.
It resulted in 100TB of data attempting to be pulled and our infrastructure imploded.
tl;dr ddos via cats
It resulted in 100TB of data attempting to be pulled and our infrastructure imploded.
tl;dr ddos via cats
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vx-underground
My computer hard drive sounds like a bunch of loose change bouncing around inside a dryer. No idea what that means
It suddenly stopped. Now it sounds like a bunch of fish gurgling under water.
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"Because of Claude, a practicing physician was able to vibe code an app to work with his patients. With AI, anyone can be a software engineer!"
Correct. Likewise, anyone can be a Doctor now. Claude, diagnosis my patient, make no mistakes.
Correct. Likewise, anyone can be a Doctor now. Claude, diagnosis my patient, make no mistakes.
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"Because of Claude, a practicing physician was able to vibe code an app to work with his patients. With AI, anyone can be a software engineer!" Correct. Likewise, anyone can be a Doctor now. Claude, diagnosis my patient, make no mistakes.
You don't need to visit a Doctor. Visit M.D. Smelly Smellington's AI healthcare facility (The M.D. stands for Madeup Doctor).
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United States Colorado Sen. Matt Ball and Rep. Amy Paschal have authored bill SB26-051.
SB26-051 would require Operating System, such as Windows or Linux, to perform age verification on users which then third party apps can leverage via API to ensure someone's age.
SB26-051 would require Operating System, such as Windows or Linux, to perform age verification on users which then third party apps can leverage via API to ensure someone's age.
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United States Colorado Sen. Matt Ball and Rep. Amy Paschal have authored bill SB26-051. SB26-051 would require Operating System, such as Windows or Linux, to perform age verification on users which then third party apps can leverage via API to ensure someone's…
You can read more about it in the link below. As is tradition, this is a proposed bill and is not officially law. It is just a proposal. There is no guarantee it would pass into law.
https://www.biometricupdate.com/202602/colorado-moves-age-checks-from-websites-to-operating-systems
https://www.biometricupdate.com/202602/colorado-moves-age-checks-from-websites-to-operating-systems
Biometric Update
Colorado moves age checks from websites to operating systems
As Colorado lawmakers once again revisit online age verification, the debate is no longer about whether to protect children online.
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>be me
>have influenza type a, like 3 weeks ago
>recover
>omg thank god
>fast forward
>visit family
>they have a bunch of kids
>running around
>coughing
>smearing boogers everywhere
>haha im immune
>fast forward to thursdays
>cough
>hehe throat tickles
>saturday
>coughing up mystery goop
>ears popping (???)
>fatigue
>body aches
I'm gonna say something no one has the balls to say. We need to BAN children. Children need to be CRIMINALIZED. They're disgusting creatures and create plagues (except my son, he's perfect in every way imaginable)
>have influenza type a, like 3 weeks ago
>recover
>omg thank god
>fast forward
>visit family
>they have a bunch of kids
>running around
>coughing
>smearing boogers everywhere
>haha im immune
>fast forward to thursdays
>cough
>hehe throat tickles
>saturday
>coughing up mystery goop
>ears popping (???)
>fatigue
>body aches
I'm gonna say something no one has the balls to say. We need to BAN children. Children need to be CRIMINALIZED. They're disgusting creatures and create plagues (except my son, he's perfect in every way imaginable)
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vx-underground
>be me >have influenza type a, like 3 weeks ago >recover >omg thank god >fast forward >visit family >they have a bunch of kids >running around >coughing >smearing boogers everywhere >haha im immune >fast forward to thursdays >cough >hehe throat tickles >saturday…
I've never gotten this sick until my son was born and we started spending more time around other family members and their children.
WHY ARE THEY SO DISGUSTING? WHY DO THEY MAKE DISEASE? This kid ran up, said "Uncle Smelly, can I have a hug?". I said, "Haha, of course kiddo".
HE COUGHS IN MY FUCKING FACE. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? IS HE INSANE
/me flips desk
WHY ARE THEY SO DISGUSTING? WHY DO THEY MAKE DISEASE? This kid ran up, said "Uncle Smelly, can I have a hug?". I said, "Haha, of course kiddo".
HE COUGHS IN MY FUCKING FACE. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? IS HE INSANE
/me flips desk
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Meanwhile on Xitter, games are extremely mad about this new Xbox CEO being a woman and also being Indian. I know absolutely nothing about her, but I decided to make a post praising her for her success. As expected, gamers are MAD. Conspiracy theories are floating around that I am actually an Indian living in INDIA. Some have speculated I am a SIMP and Microsoft CUCK.
I am sick, but enjoying reading comments from GAMERS about this DEI INDIAN WOMAN and how she is RUINING GAMING
tldr bored, sick, made silly post, gamers mad.
https://x.com/vxunderground/status/2025416657024266362
I am sick, but enjoying reading comments from GAMERS about this DEI INDIAN WOMAN and how she is RUINING GAMING
tldr bored, sick, made silly post, gamers mad.
https://x.com/vxunderground/status/2025416657024266362
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Lots of gamer nerds mad about the Microsoft Xbox CEO being both a woman and also an Indian. Nerds assert she isn't a true gamer, or something, hence she is not sufficiently educated in gaming (a true intellectual topic).
While she gamer background is ambiguous…
While she gamer background is ambiguous…
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Meanwhile on Xitter, games are extremely mad about this new Xbox CEO being a woman and also being Indian. I know absolutely nothing about her, but I decided to make a post praising her for her success. As expected, gamers are MAD. Conspiracy theories are floating…
I have no idea who this woman is, I don't give a fuck about Xbox, or gaming, or that she is doing to "put AI in gaming", but gamers (for reasons I don't understand) get extremely upset about culture war stuff. This is a good 3 cat pictures out of 3 cat pictures.
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Meanwhile on the internet (a very real and serious place), Amazon is beefing with the Financial Times. The Financial Times did a report that an AWS outage was caused by an AI programming tool (see image one).
As expected, nerds on the internet went schizo, proclaiming the end of the world. However, Amazon has made a rebuttal.
Amazon did a write-up today explaining the outage Financial Time's discussed was not related to AI, and had minimal impact.
Furthermore, Amazon writes the error was the result of misconfigured access controls, it was not related to AI or AI "deleting and recreating an environment" (image two).
Is Amazon telling the truth? What does "deleting and recreating an environment" actually mean? FT sources were "four people familiar with the matter", were they familiar? Why does Amazon need AI coding stuff for server stuff?
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
As expected, nerds on the internet went schizo, proclaiming the end of the world. However, Amazon has made a rebuttal.
Amazon did a write-up today explaining the outage Financial Time's discussed was not related to AI, and had minimal impact.
Furthermore, Amazon writes the error was the result of misconfigured access controls, it was not related to AI or AI "deleting and recreating an environment" (image two).
Is Amazon telling the truth? What does "deleting and recreating an environment" actually mean? FT sources were "four people familiar with the matter", were they familiar? Why does Amazon need AI coding stuff for server stuff?
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
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I made that post about that Xbox CEO lady intentionally inflammatory. I knew gamers would go schizo and start screaming at their computer monitors.
It made me giggle. I said, "hehe gamers are gonna be so rustled".
I subsequently went to nappy noo noo city (my favorite city)
I woke up this morning to an absolute slobberknocker in the comment section. New conspiracy theories have surfaced that I have been larping as an American for 6.5 years, and am actually a man located in India.
Others have speculated I am actually a homosexual, "a simp", and some other mean stuff.
It's all very silly shenanigans.
It made me giggle. I said, "hehe gamers are gonna be so rustled".
I subsequently went to nappy noo noo city (my favorite city)
I woke up this morning to an absolute slobberknocker in the comment section. New conspiracy theories have surfaced that I have been larping as an American for 6.5 years, and am actually a man located in India.
Others have speculated I am actually a homosexual, "a simp", and some other mean stuff.
It's all very silly shenanigans.
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vx-underground
I made that post about that Xbox CEO lady intentionally inflammatory. I knew gamers would go schizo and start screaming at their computer monitors. It made me giggle. I said, "hehe gamers are gonna be so rustled". I subsequently went to nappy noo noo city…
My favorite comments were those who wrote "you're brown" and informed me they'd be unfollowing me and/or blocking me.
I couldn't believe it.
I thought to myself, "that random person on the internet, who I have never met, seen, interacted with, or even knew existed, has expressed dissatisfaction with my post to such an extent they had to inform me of their departure".
Consequences have never been the same.
I couldn't believe it.
I thought to myself, "that random person on the internet, who I have never met, seen, interacted with, or even knew existed, has expressed dissatisfaction with my post to such an extent they had to inform me of their departure".
Consequences have never been the same.
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