Half you stinky fucking nerds would fold immediately. You'd know it's a spy too, you'd be like, "fuck it, I don't give a shit".

Exhibit A:

Spoke with normal people today.

Within the first couple of minutes I realized I'm a degenerate no life who is completely detached from reality

They discussed foreign concepts such as, "plans this weekend" and "sports".

They asked me about "plans this weekend" and "sports". I froze. I could barely make sense of these concepts.

Using context clues I was able to string together a few sentences which seemed to throw them off my scent. I said something akin to, "Not a fan of Tiger Woods, but the Dow Jones is over 50,000".

Mission accomplished.

Last week two of my posts regarding Epstein exceeded 100,000 likes. One of the posts I made exceeded 200,000 likes.

In the spirit of full disclosure, it resulted in an X payment of over $3,000.

While this is a pretty penny, I like to imagine how much money controversial or politically charged accounts make. If they can make a few big posts a month then they're set.

How do I install Windows Defender on Kali Linux?

Hello,

If you're a tiny person living inside my computer, and also by chance like malware, I have added more malware to malware city.

Approx. 250,000 malwares have been added. I also added some more malware analysis stuff. More stuff is coming.

https://vx-underground.org/Updates

I have some cool malware proof of concepts I'm working on. They're pretty cool and kind of undocumented.

My problem is I have carpal tunnel and (playful) amounts of nerve damage.

I need someone to lend me their hands. Give me your hands.

I've updated my personal website malwaresourcecode.com.

I've added new ways to do the following:
- CaplockString
- CopyMemory
- StringCompare
- StringConcat
- StringLength
- ZeroMemory

You're probably thinking, "why do i give a fuck about this? this all standard crt stuff". The answer is: "idk lol". I like exploring different ways to do things. It is interesting to me.

I'm currently working on a way to download files from a remote host using NdrClientCall3 (RPCs with IBackgroundCopyJob) and ended up falling down a weird rabbit hole.

Maybe you'll find it mildly interesting, maybe you're rolling your eyes because it is kind of goofy to find seven different ways to zero fill a buffer.

But is it goofy I have 18 different ways to hash a string? Yes, it is still goofy, but I admire it for some reason.

Cheers,