Discord is only popular because it's convenient.

It's shrimple to use, shrimple to install, and requires almost no critical thought to configure.

The masses do not care about security, or privacy, or whatever. They want easy.

tl;dr discord normiemogged teamoids

Discord knows everyone will bitch and moan on the internet, SOBBMAXXING, but 99.9% of people will hand over their identification. They'll be scared, or reluctant, but they'll do it anyway so they can keep their yellow badge in their Harry Potter Fan Fiction Roleplay Discord

B-B-B-B-B---BUT VX-UNDERGROUND, DISCORD HAD A COMPROMI---- IT WAS HAACK----

And you're all still using the platform and continue paying $9.99/month for Nitro (you need to boost your favorite video game streamers server, you get extra perks, they might acknowledge your existence).

I idle in tons of Discord's that nerds invite me into. I see you dorks with your flashy backgrounds and goofy ass names with all the different colors and shit.

No, it doesn't make you look cool or 1337. We know you whipped out ol' faithful (your Credit Card) and dropped $19.99 on the flash animation, $8.99 for the pop-ups, and an additional $14.99 for that cool Overwatch sticker.

We all know you're not going to use TeamSpeak, or Matrix, or Telegram, or whatever else. You're going to say "ooga booga this bad", but then do it anyway.

ok sorry if i sound extra critical, it's just weve had this conversation before with other things in the past and nothing really changes, so now i need to be mean.

ily ok? im just grumpy and eepy.

Dear Tiny People Living Inside My Computer,

As many of you probably recall, somewhere between 2021 and 2023, it was critical "monkey bonk" was utilized to deter bad actors.

Times have changed. We no longer live in peace. The monkey bonk is back.

The new AI powered Notepad on Windows 11 was found having a Remote Code Execution 0day

Hot take: text editors don't need network functionality

https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

Got fixed fast af boi

https://x.com/chen9918b/status/2018726412317085953

Hello,

More updates being pushed to prod tomorrow. Also have some mildly interesting news to share related to something we sometimes do.

Additionally, my son will be turning 1 years old soon. Feel old yet?

Cheers,
-smelly smellington

In retrospect, the first three months of my son's life was like the dark ages. All I did was watch anime in complete silence, praying to any God that would answer my prayers, that my wife and I could sleep for just a few hours.

Nonstop anime for 90 days, per the recommendation of my peers and colleagues, was bad. I haven't watched anime ever since. I feel like I was trapped in some kind of CIA MK Ultra experiment. My brain is fried. I have this urge to move to a remote cabin and ... enjoy nature.

> see post online
> us military offensive cyber warfare division
> click profile
> they follow me
> wtf?
> theyre following me?
> is the us military using my website to study malware?
> *follow back*

I like to imagine a bunch of military bros at some fuckin base wanting updates on malware and I'm just schizo ranting about my general distrust for the United States government and spamming cat pictures

Nerds have gotten access to the ICE subreddit (???) and archived it publicly.

1. Why is there an ICE subreddit
2. Why are ICE people using Reddit
3. Why was it even accessible
4. ???

I don't understand anything

Academics nerds published a research paper a few days about LLM malware and their argument for a new classification of malware dubbed "Promptware".

X fucks up links a lot, they don't display properly, so the link to their academic paper will be in the post subsequent to this one.

As is tradition, their academic paper is just a bunch of goobers being all philosophical about shit and including a bunch of fancy pictures and graphs.

I unironically sat here and read most of this paper.

Is there argument valid?

Yes, but some of the examples provided are theoretical and have not existed in-the-wild (yet?). They do however provide real-life examples of LLM payloads which have been successful. I personally have not seen these techniques described, but they provided citations and they are indeed real.

I do malware stuff everyday (collecting, reverse engineering, development) and I have not seen any of the papers they reference. This paper has demonstrated, unironically, there is a gap right now between LLM research and malware research. In essence, we are at the point now where LLM research is now bleeding into malware research and malware nerds may have to pay more attention.

I am now a believer. LLM malware is indeed real and will become a thing. I give these academic nerds two (2) cat pictures for this interesting paper. This is the first academic paper I've read in awhile that I actually think isn't complete dog shit.

My main criticism however is they kind of butcher some malware terminology. For example, they incorrectly refer to some of this LLM malware stuff as Polymorphic, but this is not polymorphic ... unless we get really, really, really flexible with definition of polymorphic malware and we make it more akin to high-level class inheritance polymorphism. It doesn't really matter that much though because I understand what they're trying to convey.

Research paper: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2601.09625

Hello,

Last year people who attended DEFCON wanted to gift things to me. I have received them. I do not understand this sticker one of you sent me.

What does "Peg A Fed" mean?

Hello,

I have received more things from DEFCON. I appreciate the gifts all of you have sent.

Thank you, XINTRA, for the sticker of the anime lady with obnoxiously large breasts. I don't know where I'll place it, but I appreciate it.