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Non-nerds are asking how Mr. Al-Qudsi (mqudsi) is working to reconstruct redacted Epstein data. Here is a high-level summary that isn't as nerdy schizo

Mega tl;dr
> Send email
> Add attachment
> Emails no understand files
> Email turn files in text (Base64 encoding*)
> Image 1 is email turning attachment into text
> Send email
> Someone receive email
> Email reads add-on text
> "oh thats an attachment"
> Transforms into attachment you can see (Base64 decoding*)
> DoJ releases Epstein emails
> Didn't censor attachment stuff
> hehe big mistake, we can recover this
> Boom, all attachments "censored" now uncensored
> All hidden attachments now public
> Go to work
> Problems arise
> DoJ printed emails (???)
> Scanned printed emails back (???)
> Try to rebuild from email stuff
> Fails
> wtf.mp4
> Look inside
> DoJ printed as "Courier New" font
> L and 1 look the same
> Try to reconstruct
> Fails
> Computer can't figure difference between L and 1
> (Look at image 2)
> Can you even tell the difference???

To manually reconstruct all attachments from Epstein emails data forensic experts must find a way to programmatically determine which characters are L's and which are 1's. This is only a problem because the DoJ printed it as Courier New.

Proposed solution right now is bruteforce. Try every possible combination, swapping L's and 1's, check email thing, does it work? No? Repeat. However, this could take a long time.

Another solution is taking known email encoded thingies that work and compare it to Epstein files. Try to identify patterns and reconstruct it using machine learning.
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Non-nerds are asking how Mr. Al-Qudsi (mqudsi) is working to reconstruct redacted Epstein data. Here is a high-level summary that isn't as nerdy schizo Mega tl;dr > Send email > Add attachment > Emails no understand files > Email turn files in text (Base64โ€ฆ
Update: Random nerd (literally, they didn't leave a name or anything, just a random message to Al-Qudsi) said he magnified the text, enhanced, zoomed in (unironically some CSI Miami bullshit), and noticed slight differences in the characters virtually invisible to the human eye, but still present in the documents.

He was able to increase the darkness and make the L's and 1's more pronounced to possibly solve the problem. However, this would require manually fixing the documents.
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Now that there is a tsunami of nerds trying to unredact Epstein file attachments, how long will it take for the weaponized autism to "crack the code" (solve the L = 1 problem), and release unredacted Epstein documents?
Anonymous Poll
32%
Less than 24 hours
40%
1 - 3 days
21%
A week or more
7%
Months
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Pam Bondi and Kash Patel when they realize the Epstein documents they had the interns censor weren't censored correctly (again for the 5th time) and now nerds are actively reverse engineering and decoding e-mail attachments to find redacted emails and redacted attachments
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BTC down 41% in the past 6 months.

What does this mean? I have no idea.

Rest assured our best financial analyst is monitoring the situation (their name is Traffic Cone)
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> Be me
> Actively reporting L=1 Epstein document problem
> Mock people who recommend Claude
> Go to sleep
> Wake up
> Take a shit
> Get out of bed
> Claude Opus solved one of the redacted attachments

Ok I won't meme Claude anymore
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Yesterday United States President Donald J. Trump commented that AI will be "bigger than the internet" and that the United States is "leading China by a lot".

This confirmed many beliefs that the internet is dead. Indeed, as I write this very post, you yourself could be AI
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Chat, it's the space race. Except we're not racing to space, we're racing to programmatically decode attached Epstein email documents.

Last time on Dragon Ball Z: nerds noted that in the Epstein documents the DoJ failed to censor Base64 encoded email attachments. This means we have the means to extract the email attachments from the Epstein documents and see what is inside and uncensored.

Big problems occured. Upon further inspection nerds noted the Epstein documents use Corrier New. This font is a pain in the ass to work with. In summary, they cannot reliably tell the difference (programmatically) between an L and a 1.

Now we're off to the races. Who can solve it first and (probably) be murdered by a spooky shadowy government? (but have lots of clout on the internet)

The first proposed solution was brute force. Swap the L's and 1's, try every possible combination until it is successfully decoded. The problem with this method is that even a simple document has over 1,000,000 unique permutations. To swap every L and 1, try to decode, then test the file, would take (if your computer is fast as fuck boi) 3 seconds... so a small document would take (worse case scenario) 34 days to brute force.

The second proposed solution was transforming the PDF documents into high resolution images then programmatically enhancing the L's and 1's to make it easier to work with. While this sounds easy, it has proven to be challenging. Not all L's and 1's have the same characteristics visually. In other words, there's lots of edge cases that need to be accounted for. This will take a long time too.

The third proposed solution was using Claude or ChatGPT. While initially laughed it, Claude did have some minor success and did manage to successfully decode one document. Claude has subsequently failed on every other attempt thus far. Claude fails because of the points referenced in the proposed solution two up above (too many edge cases, font is inconsistent, not aligned, etc).

While nerds are off the races and working tirelessly to reverse engineer and decode these documents, internet non-nerds have also chimed in. Most notably by saying things such as:
- Why isn't it done yet?
- Just don't fix the L and 1
- This isn't hard, bro. I could do it
- You're doing it all wrong

While they remain critical, these people have not contributed meaningfully to the collective goal. I have no idea why they're back seat driving this project. It's actually very frustrating to read.

For reasons I do not understand, some people seem to be under the impression they're capable of solving a problem that hundreds, possibly thousands, of other people are actively trying to solve or are unable to solve.

Will nerds find a solution that works consistently? Will people on the internet stop back seat driving? Will we give up and instead do a mass brute force campaign? Is the government concerned by the tsunami wave of weaponized autism?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
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Chat, nerds have decoded more Epstein attachments.

The recently decoded attachment contains victim information. It is nothing but victim information. I will not share the decoded attachment because I do not believe it would be in good faith to share this victims face to the world.

In summary, he was paying people to stalk and spy on a teenage girl who had substance abuse problems. In the email his "detectives" we're sending Epstein photos of her social media profile. His "detectives" also shared photos of this teenage girl and her boyfriend.

In the email they inform Epstein they will increase surveillance on the teenage girl and her boyfriend.
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"Hey can you try to decode this document?"

Dawg, I collect pictures of cats on the internet. I don't fucking know how these nerds are doing this shit. I'm just regurgitating what the real brains are doing

Pic related
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"Hey can you try to decode this document?" Dawg, I collect pictures of cats on the internet. I don't fucking know how these nerds are doing this shit. I'm just regurgitating what the real brains are doing Pic related
Can I decode these documents? No

Can I provide a silly picture of a cat? Yes
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Contracting Influenza Type A has been an eye opening religious experience. I've seen God.

While I briefly had an extremely high temperature, exceeding 104f, I also unknowingly passed Influenza Type A to my 10 month old son.

Thankfully, by the grace of God, my wife's forethought and her intelligence, he got his seasonal Flu shot. However, the flu shot does not guarantee immunity.

While I have been experiencing a fever, aches and pains all over my body, and coughing up mystery goo, my 10 month son got a mild tummy ache.

While a baby with a tummy ache isn't bad, there is nothing that makes you more aware of your existence than your baby boy heap spraying green diarrhea all over the bed while simultaneously laughing at it. When you take this lunatic behavior and couple with it severe illness, you can feel your soul leaving your body.

I was begging my 10 month old son, on the verge of tears, to stop trying to roll around in his feces while I battled aches, pains, chronic fatigue, and mystery goo leaving my lungs.

He's totally fine. He doesn't have a fever. He is playful and talkative. He's eating good. Meanwhile I'm shopping for coffins on Temu (they're cheaper there).
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> be Islamic activist hacker group
> want positive attention to iraq
> decide to DdoS internet archive
> "That'll get people's attention!"
> "Now people will care about our cause!"
> piss everyone off
> people hate their cause now

???
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