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> npm package
> "optimizer-cpu"
> look inside
> base64 encoded string
> decode base64
> deploys XMRig miner to pc
> doesnt optimize cpu
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Big news on the internet today as the United States Department of Justice wildly underestimated computer nerds

Mahmoud Al-Qudsi (mqudsi), the founder of NeoSmart Technologies, is a nerd who specializes in computer forensics. His entire career (dating back over 2 decades) has been focused almost exclusively on data forensics, data restoration, and data backups.

Because Mr. Al-Qudsi is a nerd who unironically enjoys painstakingly reviewing computer forensics at the byte level, something almost no one else on the planet enjoys, Mr. Al-Qudsi began exploring the recently released Epstein files.

Today he released a write-up explaining the problems with the Epstein redactions, errors they left in the PDF files, ... and all sorts of other artifacts the Department of Justice accidentally left behind. By leveraging these different digital artifacts, it is possible for experts such as Al-Qudsi to reconstruct the files without their redactions.

See subsequent post for his write-up

tl;dr he's reverse engineering and reconstructing epstein files. but hard and will take lots of work

pic: me trying to understand computer forensics based on fonts used
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The cool thing about this social media profile growing in size is that it now frequently escapes the core demographic. This has resulted in very silly shenanigans.

As many of my core audience knows, I frequently refer to my colleagues and peers as "nerds". I use it as a term of endearment.

Non-core audience perceives this as an insult. Furthermore, they do not seem to understand this social media profile primarily revolves around cybersecurity with an emphasis on malware. Hence, many tongue-in-cheeks jokes and sentences are misconstrued and misunderstood.

Things I've seen people call me:
- Jewish (I'm not Jewish, I'm not Israeli, ???)
- A boomer
- Homosexual slurs
- Intellectually Challenged
- A boot licker (???)

tl;dr log into xitter, get called retard piece of shit jew homo bootlicking scum because i called people nerds
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The cool thing about this social media profile growing in size is that it now frequently escapes the core demographic. This has resulted in very silly shenanigans. As many of my core audience knows, I frequently refer to my colleagues and peers as "nerds".…
I'm not mad, or sad, or whatever. I am however profoundly confused.

Imagine changing a diaper, checking the Xitter, logging in, and you see a bunch of strangers calling you names and mean stuff

mfw
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Conspiracy theorists going full theorist today. In the Department of Justice Epstein email releases it was discovered he played Fortnite.

Coincidentally, his Epic account was active after his death.
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Conspiracy theorists going full theorist today. In the Department of Justice Epstein email releases it was discovered he played Fortnite. Coincidentally, his Epic account was active after his death.
Is Jeffrey Epstein actually alive? Is he a pro-gamer? Why hasn't he spent more money on V-bucks?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
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Non-nerds are asking how Mr. Al-Qudsi (mqudsi) is working to reconstruct redacted Epstein data. Here is a high-level summary that isn't as nerdy schizo

Mega tl;dr
> Send email
> Add attachment
> Emails no understand files
> Email turn files in text (Base64 encoding*)
> Image 1 is email turning attachment into text
> Send email
> Someone receive email
> Email reads add-on text
> "oh thats an attachment"
> Transforms into attachment you can see (Base64 decoding*)
> DoJ releases Epstein emails
> Didn't censor attachment stuff
> hehe big mistake, we can recover this
> Boom, all attachments "censored" now uncensored
> All hidden attachments now public
> Go to work
> Problems arise
> DoJ printed emails (???)
> Scanned printed emails back (???)
> Try to rebuild from email stuff
> Fails
> wtf.mp4
> Look inside
> DoJ printed as "Courier New" font
> L and 1 look the same
> Try to reconstruct
> Fails
> Computer can't figure difference between L and 1
> (Look at image 2)
> Can you even tell the difference???

To manually reconstruct all attachments from Epstein emails data forensic experts must find a way to programmatically determine which characters are L's and which are 1's. This is only a problem because the DoJ printed it as Courier New.

Proposed solution right now is bruteforce. Try every possible combination, swapping L's and 1's, check email thing, does it work? No? Repeat. However, this could take a long time.

Another solution is taking known email encoded thingies that work and compare it to Epstein files. Try to identify patterns and reconstruct it using machine learning.
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Non-nerds are asking how Mr. Al-Qudsi (mqudsi) is working to reconstruct redacted Epstein data. Here is a high-level summary that isn't as nerdy schizo Mega tl;dr > Send email > Add attachment > Emails no understand files > Email turn files in text (Base64…
Update: Random nerd (literally, they didn't leave a name or anything, just a random message to Al-Qudsi) said he magnified the text, enhanced, zoomed in (unironically some CSI Miami bullshit), and noticed slight differences in the characters virtually invisible to the human eye, but still present in the documents.

He was able to increase the darkness and make the L's and 1's more pronounced to possibly solve the problem. However, this would require manually fixing the documents.
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Now that there is a tsunami of nerds trying to unredact Epstein file attachments, how long will it take for the weaponized autism to "crack the code" (solve the L = 1 problem), and release unredacted Epstein documents?
Anonymous Poll
32%
Less than 24 hours
40%
1 - 3 days
21%
A week or more
7%
Months
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Pam Bondi and Kash Patel when they realize the Epstein documents they had the interns censor weren't censored correctly (again for the 5th time) and now nerds are actively reverse engineering and decoding e-mail attachments to find redacted emails and redacted attachments
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BTC down 41% in the past 6 months.

What does this mean? I have no idea.

Rest assured our best financial analyst is monitoring the situation (their name is Traffic Cone)
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> Be me
> Actively reporting L=1 Epstein document problem
> Mock people who recommend Claude
> Go to sleep
> Wake up
> Take a shit
> Get out of bed
> Claude Opus solved one of the redacted attachments

Ok I won't meme Claude anymore
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Yesterday United States President Donald J. Trump commented that AI will be "bigger than the internet" and that the United States is "leading China by a lot".

This confirmed many beliefs that the internet is dead. Indeed, as I write this very post, you yourself could be AI
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