Am I the only malware place that doesn't require proving your identity and paying for something?

What happened to doing shit for the love of the game? Do I need to go and pull all these samples and make my own now?

Hello,

I have added more malware development papers to the malware place you sometimes visit. I have a massive queue of stuff to add and I am now slowly working through it

Info: https://vx-underground.org/Updates

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> be me
> early 2019
> like writing malware for fun
> have boring programming job
> decide to make crappy website
> save cool malware papers I like
> maybe someone will find it
> maybe someone think it's cool too
> make crappy twitter account
> decide to share updates on stuff
> doubt anyone will care
> some people notice immediately
> get 200 followers
> celebrate 200 people caring
> keep adding malware papers
> decide to also share malware
> people can download it to study
> add more
> add more everyday
> try to be super serious and cool
> use edgy dark art and stuff
> fast forward
> 2026
> website about to turn 7
> 68,000 papers
> 40,000,000 malwares
> 400,000 followers
> lost mind from malware
> act like moron on twitter
> keep adding stuff
> also post dumb pictures of cats

My magnum opus, my life's work, my legacy which I may be remembered for, will be the guy who randomly decided to start collecting malware and continuously posted pictures of cats on the internet.

Tried making an insecure FTP joke and everyone just assumed I was dumber than hell

It's all over

EmEditor was hit by a supply-chain attack. Notepad++ was hit by a supply-chain attack.

Guess who wasn't?

Answer: Microsoft Copilot 365 Premium Notepad Pro Plus (ID required to comply with UK laws)

What'd you think? Sublime? WRONG.

I posted this silly meme because I thought it was silly. I was not aware the woman in this photo was Silvie Tomčalová a/k/a Silvia Saint, the Czech former pornographic actress.

Gooners are locked in. This lady was doing pornography in '96.

Privacy nerds:
> Tuta email
> XMR
> Qubes OS
> Tails
> No social media
> Live in a cave

Epstein:
> "hello i am sex trafficking children"
> Attached image as proof
> Sent from iPhone

> Epstein writes down email and password
> FBI finds it
> Stores as evidence
> Doesn't censor
> Released
> Nerds find Epstein password
> No MFA
> I wonder if anyone logged in?
> Look inside

This isn't my image. Once the password was blasted around the internet everyone rushed to log in and act as deranged as possible.

The password has since been changed and MFA has been placed on the account.

Chat, I've got a temperature of 104.2f (40.1c).

I do NOT feel good. I went to the doctor and this nerd with a clipboard told me I had some made up mumbo jumbo called "Influenza Type A".

I said, "whatever nerd, I'm not gonna let the system hold me down" (it's holding me down)

I'm not even gonna lie, they're like, "oHhah tAke CarE of yOurSelf INFLUENZA is serious".

I said, "haha ya right. It can't be that bad" (it's extremely bad, I feel like I'm dying, every muscle in my body hurts)

Hello,

I don't feel good. I have Influenza Type A and I am expelling mystery goo from my lungs. However, I have gotten on my computer to share I have made some updates to malware site.

Because opensourcemalware-dot-com (which apparently is new and cool right now) shares SHA256s, but they're not downloadable, I have begun downloading them and placing them on malware site.

I planned on adding more today, but my body is weak and the mystery goo from my lungs hurts

https://vx-underground.org/Samples/OpenSourceMalware

Unrelated:

Hello,

This social media profile is now the largest cybersecurity-related profile on Xitter. It has passed SwiftOnSecurity.

What does this mean? Well, as the top influencer I am carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. This is a very serious role. I'm basically a superhero.

First, I will begin pushing my new cybersecurity course. It will be somewhere between $200 - $500. It will not be formally recognized by any institution or employer. Additionally, it will be poorly developed and half-assed. I will lie and say it will help you get a job (it won't).

Second, I will begin pushing cryptocurrency coins which I will say are going to solve some opaque problem in cybersecurity. I'll make something up, like, "this coin will prevent DHCP DNS cluster fraud". It won't make sense. When someone questions it I will immediately deflect blame or call them bad names.

Third, I will travel to every major cybersecurity conference. Each talk I give will not be technical. My talks will primarily revolve around my experiences, and wisdom, or something. I will pretend to be an old sage filled with knowledge, things you could literally never understand. In actuality, I can barely send an e-mail.

Thank you for the love and support. I look forward to rug pulling all of you.

> npm package
> "optimizer-cpu"
> look inside
> base64 encoded string
> decode base64
> deploys XMRig miner to pc
> doesnt optimize cpu

smh only 2 installs before npm nuked it. i dont wanna sound like a hater, but your CPU optimizer SUCKS (it just installs a crypto miner)

https://gist.github.com/vxunderground/25ecfb5dea631d2a79b81d83e79405db