Hello, Tiny People Living Inside My Computer,
First and foremost, all malware collections for 2025 have been completed. It is a total of 998 malware analysis papers. This is a big number.
Secondly, all malwares have been synced to malware city. This is all thanks to petikvx, I barely talk to the guy and he just keeps the malware flowing. I love him. He saves me. He has gifted me (at minimum) 3,525,000 malware in 2025. However, it is (probably) closer to 4,000,000+. I stopped counting though.
Thirdly, thank you to brvnd0n_onbase for continually commenting and delivery silly cat memes on my posts. I don't understand them, but they're extremely high quality and I use them everywhere I go. I appreciate it.
Fourthly, thank you to everyone who DMs me about malware they found in the wild or at work. Unfortunately, I can't poke every malware you give me because it's actually kind of a lot. I have to do other stuff too besides look at the goop you found on some esoteric anime website.
Fifthly, I have a massive queue on malware development papers I need to add but I'm too busy enjoying myself with coding and stuff.
You can view new additions on /Updates
Cheers,
-smelly smellington
First and foremost, all malware collections for 2025 have been completed. It is a total of 998 malware analysis papers. This is a big number.
Secondly, all malwares have been synced to malware city. This is all thanks to petikvx, I barely talk to the guy and he just keeps the malware flowing. I love him. He saves me. He has gifted me (at minimum) 3,525,000 malware in 2025. However, it is (probably) closer to 4,000,000+. I stopped counting though.
Thirdly, thank you to brvnd0n_onbase for continually commenting and delivery silly cat memes on my posts. I don't understand them, but they're extremely high quality and I use them everywhere I go. I appreciate it.
Fourthly, thank you to everyone who DMs me about malware they found in the wild or at work. Unfortunately, I can't poke every malware you give me because it's actually kind of a lot. I have to do other stuff too besides look at the goop you found on some esoteric anime website.
Fifthly, I have a massive queue on malware development papers I need to add but I'm too busy enjoying myself with coding and stuff.
You can view new additions on /Updates
Cheers,
-smelly smellington
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My son is 10 months old. Whenever I try to change his diaper he starts giggling, kicking his legs, or tries to roll over and crawl away.
Because of this, whenever I change his diaper I immediately fold up the dirty diaper and place it on the ground next to my feet. It is important I place the dirty diaper near my feet, where he can't reach it, otherwise he WILL reach for the dirty diaper and attempt to do bite it (he's teething).
Unfortunately, I've established a habit where once I place the dirty diaper by my feet I forget about it. Once I'm done changing him I walk away and do whatever else I was doing previously.
This has resulted in my wife finding dirty diapers on the ground and her becoming very frustrated by my forgotfulness.
I apologized, admitted I need to ensure they're disposed of. She told me that if I don't throwaway the dirty diaper once I'm done changing my baby son, she will place the dirty diaper under my pillow. She said, "the poop fairy will visit you". I assured her that this was not necessary because I won't forget to throwaway his diaper.
Moments ago I crawled into bed. When I placed my head on the pillow I heard a "squish" noise. Additionally, I smelled a strong odor of urine. I immediately jumped up, flipped over the pillow and ... I was visited by the "poop fairy". I forgot to throwaway the diaper.
Because of this, whenever I change his diaper I immediately fold up the dirty diaper and place it on the ground next to my feet. It is important I place the dirty diaper near my feet, where he can't reach it, otherwise he WILL reach for the dirty diaper and attempt to do bite it (he's teething).
Unfortunately, I've established a habit where once I place the dirty diaper by my feet I forget about it. Once I'm done changing him I walk away and do whatever else I was doing previously.
This has resulted in my wife finding dirty diapers on the ground and her becoming very frustrated by my forgotfulness.
I apologized, admitted I need to ensure they're disposed of. She told me that if I don't throwaway the dirty diaper once I'm done changing my baby son, she will place the dirty diaper under my pillow. She said, "the poop fairy will visit you". I assured her that this was not necessary because I won't forget to throwaway his diaper.
Moments ago I crawled into bed. When I placed my head on the pillow I heard a "squish" noise. Additionally, I smelled a strong odor of urine. I immediately jumped up, flipped over the pillow and ... I was visited by the "poop fairy". I forgot to throwaway the diaper.
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Yesterday NATO StratCOM released their assessment on "Social Media Manipulation for Sale".
Since 2019 NATO StratCOM has been performing Red Team assessments on the largest social media networks. They're trying to assess how resistant they are to external influence.
In summary, NATO gives nerds money to go to sketchy websites and pay for people to artificially inflate their viewership. Once they begin receiving fake views, comments, likes, etc. They monitor the accounts over the time span of several weeks, months, or years.
NATO StratCOM monitors:
- What the accounts are boosting
- Who they're boosting
- When they're boosting
- When the fake accounts were created
- How long the accounts are active
- How long it takes for social media sites to take action
Additionally, because a lot of these boosting services accept Bitcoin, they track the money.
I'll link the paper in the subsequent post. It is incredibly interesting.
What is more interesting however is that on X they noticed right-leaning content is heavily amplified by botnet farms. Conversely, on BlueSky left-leaning content is heavily amplified by botnet farms.
Additionally, in 2025 a significant spike occurred whereas pro-Chinese content on X was manipulated and artificially boosted. The botnets specifically aimed to boost anything which paints China as having superior technology or military capability.
Since 2019 NATO StratCOM has been performing Red Team assessments on the largest social media networks. They're trying to assess how resistant they are to external influence.
In summary, NATO gives nerds money to go to sketchy websites and pay for people to artificially inflate their viewership. Once they begin receiving fake views, comments, likes, etc. They monitor the accounts over the time span of several weeks, months, or years.
NATO StratCOM monitors:
- What the accounts are boosting
- Who they're boosting
- When they're boosting
- When the fake accounts were created
- How long the accounts are active
- How long it takes for social media sites to take action
Additionally, because a lot of these boosting services accept Bitcoin, they track the money.
I'll link the paper in the subsequent post. It is incredibly interesting.
What is more interesting however is that on X they noticed right-leaning content is heavily amplified by botnet farms. Conversely, on BlueSky left-leaning content is heavily amplified by botnet farms.
Additionally, in 2025 a significant spike occurred whereas pro-Chinese content on X was manipulated and artificially boosted. The botnets specifically aimed to boost anything which paints China as having superior technology or military capability.
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vx-underground
Yesterday NATO StratCOM released their assessment on "Social Media Manipulation for Sale". Since 2019 NATO StratCOM has been performing Red Team assessments on the largest social media networks. They're trying to assess how resistant they are to external…
tl;dr you're all psyop'd. You know what isn't a psyop? Silly pictures of kitty cats.
Paper: https://stratcomcoe.org/publications/social-media-manipulation-for-sale-2025-experiment-on-platform-capabilities-to-detect-and-counter-inauthentic-social-media-engagement/338
Paper: https://stratcomcoe.org/publications/social-media-manipulation-for-sale-2025-experiment-on-platform-capabilities-to-detect-and-counter-inauthentic-social-media-engagement/338
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My post memeing Bill Gates contracting an STD from a Russian prostitute has escaped containment. The non-nerds have returned.
WhY r U oNly DiScUssInG BiLL gAtEs?! wHy NoT TRuMp?
Because this is a cybersecurity and tech-related social media profile.
Bad normie. Bad. Bonk.
WhY r U oNly DiScUssInG BiLL gAtEs?! wHy NoT TRuMp?
Because this is a cybersecurity and tech-related social media profile.
Bad normie. Bad. Bonk.
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vx-underground
My post memeing Bill Gates contracting an STD from a Russian prostitute has escaped containment. The non-nerds have returned. WhY r U oNly DiScUssInG BiLL gAtEs?! wHy NoT TRuMp? Because this is a cybersecurity and tech-related social media profile. Bad…
Got me so mildly annoyed they made me bring the monkey bonk out of retirement
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vx-underground
My post memeing Bill Gates contracting an STD from a Russian prostitute has escaped containment. The non-nerds have returned. WhY r U oNly DiScUssInG BiLL gAtEs?! wHy NoT TRuMp? Because this is a cybersecurity and tech-related social media profile. Bad…
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REEE WHY IS A TECH PROFILE DISCUSSING AN IMPORTANT PERSON IN TECH AND NOT A POLITICIAN I LIKE AND/OR DISLIKE
Go away
Go away
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vx-underground
Jeffrey Epstein attended DEFCON?
If you went to DEFCON in 2013 there is an insanely high probability you at least saw Epstein in person.
Which one of y'all met him?
Which one of y'all met him?
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> Bill Gates got an STD from a Russian prostitute
> BlackHat board member(s) knew Epstein
> Schizos say unsigned DLLs proof elections rigged
> Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Another day of internet schizophrenia
> BlackHat board member(s) knew Epstein
> Schizos say unsigned DLLs proof elections rigged
> Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Another day of internet schizophrenia
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vx-underground
Jeffrey Epstein was traveling to DEFCON and/or BlackHat with "the girls" and had 10 tickets purchased. It was him and 9 other women. Information via IntCyberDigest
haHa of CoUrsE sMelLy iTs FeDcOn
THEN WHY DO YOU FUCKING GO AND SUPPORT IT IF YOURE NOT SURPRISED THERES INTERNATIONAL SEX TRAFFICKING THERE
THEN WHY DO YOU FUCKING GO AND SUPPORT IT IF YOURE NOT SURPRISED THERES INTERNATIONAL SEX TRAFFICKING THERE
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Following heavy push back, Microsoft has decided to re-evaluate it's AI strategy
While they don't intend on fully removing AI, Microsoft allegedly intends on placing AI "where it makes sense".
What does this mean? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-is-reevaluating-its-ai-efforts-on-windows-11-plans-to-reduce-copilot-integrations-and-evolve-recall
While they don't intend on fully removing AI, Microsoft allegedly intends on placing AI "where it makes sense".
What does this mean? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-is-reevaluating-its-ai-efforts-on-windows-11-plans-to-reduce-copilot-integrations-and-evolve-recall
Windows Central
You won: Microsoft is walking back Windows 11’s AI overload — scaling down Copilot and rethinking Recall in a major shift
In an exclusive report from Windows Central, Microsoft is mulling pulling back its Windows 11 AI push with a major Copilot and Recall rethink.
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vx-underground
Following heavy push back, Microsoft has decided to re-evaluate it's AI strategy While they don't intend on fully removing AI, Microsoft allegedly intends on placing AI "where it makes sense". What does this mean? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z ht…
tldr users hate it, investors don't trust it, it's burning money. Microsoft says "wtf why" and redirecting course.
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As is tradition, I've become bored with my WinSock stuff. I accomplished what I wanted. I don't even feel like writing about it. I am now poking other stuff with a stick and I am very interested in it.
https://malwaresourcecode.com/home/my-projects/proof-of-concepts/https-tls-with-afd.sys-winsocks-not-necessary
https://malwaresourcecode.com/home/my-projects/proof-of-concepts/https-tls-with-afd.sys-winsocks-not-necessary
Malwaresourcecode
HTTPS TLS with AFD.sys, WinSocks not necessary | malware source code
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> be me
> find something interesting
> poke with stick
> interesting
> google
> find website that describes exactly what im doing
> x86matthew
HOW TF THIS MFER BEAT ME TO IT TWICE IN A ROW
> find something interesting
> poke with stick
> interesting
> find website that describes exactly what im doing
> x86matthew
HOW TF THIS MFER BEAT ME TO IT TWICE IN A ROW
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