I'm so mad at myself.

There are people on Discord adding people and sending messages like, "Do I know you?" and then follow it up with "Oh, do you play {video game}?".

THEY'RE TRYING TO DELIVER MALWARE.

I TOLD THEM GAMING WAS FOR NERDS AND IGNORED IT

Exploring more stuff with callback abuse.

I have no idea what I'm doing. This code is such a pain in the ass to write. It's an ugly bastard.

https://pastebin.com/raw/Z5cJ30AR

tl;dr paranoid schizophrenic man thoughts validated by ChatGPT, murders mom

Good news for malware nerds: I've added more malware to vx-underground

Bad news for malware haters: I've added more malware to vx-underground

I haven't made an update page yet though because I'm doing other stuff. I'm very busy (I'm coding and looking at cat memes)

Me in 2026 (same as 2025)

Yesterday evening someone leaked PlaySation 5 ROM keys online. Emulation nerds are going schizo because this could mean we have PlayStation 5 emulation technology, ability to run non-PlayStation 5 games, etc.

tl;dr Sony executives on New Years eve

wHat aRe yOu dOiNG fOr nEw YeArS

Hello,

I saw some nerds online discuss being alone on New Years, or New Years eve, or major holidays in general.

I am someone who spent many major holidays alone. Now I am married and have a baby boy.

While I love my family with all my heart, I do sort of miss the days of being able to have alone time, nerd out, lock in, and enjoy the sweet sound of silence.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

If you were alone these holidays, please know that I envy you. Being alone is cool and badass.

Ok, I love you. Have a good night.

Happy 2026

To celebrate 2026 I am offering everyone one (1) picture of a kitty cat.

Cheers

This is 24 year old Sydney Marquez. She is a missing person. She was last seen December, 11th, 2025 in Houston, Texas, United States.

Detectives have attempted to reset and/or retrieve one time use credentials for her social media to gather more information on her case.

The accounts MFA code go to an old phone number the missing person no longer owns. The owner of the new phone number told detectives they will only share the MFA code if given $1,000.

More information: https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/new-details-case-texas-a-m-grad-reported-missing-21270169.php

Is it true I live in my Mother's basement? Yes, it's true.

Every night my mommy gives me kissies and tucks me into my racecar themed bed.

Is your bed a racecar? No, it's not.

Don't hate me cause you ain't me, dawg (she makes me cookies every night)

Made big money in 2025. Haters will say this is AI

> be human
> make modern day library of Alexandria
> all knowledge of humanity in history of forever at your finger tips
> use it for porn
> use it to kill each other

> be human
> make artificial intelligence
> taught basically everything we can possibly find
> can help with basic problems, to complex programming
> can intelligently modify photos, videos, code, sound
> use it for porn
> use it to kill each other

> be human
> make robots
...

What will happen next?

Think of how much storage is being used to save all the AI slop videos produced

Now think of how many pictures of cats that could be used for

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella writes people need to stop focusing on AI sophistication vs. AI slop and instead focus on what AI can do for people, as he writes, "AI is a cognitive amplifier"

Do NOT call AI slop. AI is a COGNITIVE AMPLIFIER

https://www.theverge.com/news/852630/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-scratchpad-blog-ai-slop-comments

> open Xitter
> people complaining about gork ai
> people say, "don't look at replies"
> look at replies
> people comment on pictures of children
> ask gork to replace children's clothes with bikini
> ask gork to cover kids in donut glaze

Yeah, I'm killing myself tonight

2026 starting off strong as developer from a large "Food Delivery App" goes full whistleblower.

Unfortunately, based on the information provided, it is difficult to determine how accurate the information is because no additional supporting evidence is provided.

Do I believe these claims? I'm unsure.

Would it surprise me a large company would steal from delivery drivers and lie to consumers? No

tl;dr doesn't sound real from programming perspective. Conversely, as far as evil corporation perspective, it sounds real

tldr tldr car in car

So much crazy shit happens in the cybersecurity ecosystem every week, sometimes every day, that a 2025 retrospective would be difficult.

tldr big hacks, big drama, big schizo nerds, for 52 weeks straight then the year changed

tldr tldr cat in a computer