My Xitter DMs are broken. It displays "chat" now instead and only loads a dozen or so.

Lame.

Anyway, updates coming soon to the malware place.

Kk love you bye

Big nerd fight happening on the internet as open source software nerds debate whether or not Palantir can contribute because they assert Palantir is a fascist organization

Can Palantir contribute to open source software? Is Palantir fascist? Is it even worth arguing about?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

Gonna say something that might rustle some jimmies, but we have GOT to be honest for a second.

Last month the Chinese governments CERT (Computer Emergency Response Team) released a paper detailing alleged United States NSA TAO (Tailored Access Operations) campaigns targeting Chinese NTSC (National Time Service Center) since at least 2022.

When the paper was released I saw people in information security and Information Technology critical of the paper released by the Chinese government asserting it to be propaganda.

Dawg, I hear you (I think?) but let's be real for a second. Do you sincerely think the United States government is some angel on the internet and takes and/or performs ZERO offensive operations?

To be clear, you seriously think every government on the planet, especially enemies of the United States, are performing military cyber offensive operations but the United States isn't?

What kind of loony tune world do you live in? The United States government is basically making up excuses to bomb people in the Middle East. You don't think they do the same thing online?

Listen man, I'm an American, I love the United States, it's my home. It's my team. But don't lie to yourself. Your tax dollars are 100% being used for offensive cyber operations against anyone or anything they deem a threat. In fact, I'd argue they would target non-threats just to gather intelligence.

Chinese discussion about the whole thing for those who are curious:

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/BZ9Epp5IgeiNS6wWx3JCpA

Oh yeah, you're into computers? Prove it.

Build an NVIDIA graphics card out of nothing but sand, used toilet paper, and this weird t-shirt I bought at a thrift store.

If you can't you're a POSER and a PHONY

Oh yeah, you like Linux? Prove it.

Disembowel yourself with this rusty screw driver in the name of Linus Torvaldosarus Rex.

If you don't then you like UBUNTU and UBUNTU is for CASUALS

Tbh I think if someone fr wants to learn malware development you shouldn't even begin studying malware techniques

You should focus on things that interact with the OS, like file creation (and all the silly quirks of it on Windows), working with the registry, file system enumeration, basic networking stuff (WinHTTP vs WinInet vs WinSocks vs IpHelper).

Having a good understanding of these will make life a lot easier

Then when you feel really really comfortable and do silly stuff like that, then slowly introduce some malware stuff because a lot of malware stuff is just abusing the concepts described above

Also probably explore the Windows API and all the weird shit inside of it that isn't documented well. I also recommend reviewing ReactOS source code to get an understanding of what's going on under the hood

ReactOS isn't 1-1, but it's close enough

If I had the time, energy patience, and anime, i could make like a fucking 2 hour long documentary on YouTube just discussing file creation on Windows (from the user mode side)

Dawg, this total normie thread discussing "soft hands" and blue collar work has a twist.

THIS SCHIZO CENSORED THEIR FINGERPRINTS

What in the FUCK is this OPSEC? Who are you? Are you an Al-Qaeda operative? WHO DOES THAT

Hello, Tiny people living inside my computer,

I have pushed updates to that weird website with malware and cat pictures you sometimes visit. Please review the latest updates file for more information (or don't, whatever)

https://vx-underground.org/Updates

I keep forgetting to reply to DMs, or e-mails, or whatever, is because it is a lot of messages. It is overwhelming.

It's not like, 200 boogoodoopoolippillion, but it's enough where replying to everyone would take up my entire day.

If I reply, you reply. Then I'll reply, and you'll reply. Then I'll reply, and you'll reply. Then I'll reply, and you'll reply. Then I'll reply, and you'll reply. Then I'll reply, and you'll reply. Then I'll reply, and you'll reply. Then I'll reply, and you'll reply. Then I'll reply, and you'll reply.

Then I have to do that to (seriously) like, 600 unread DMs on X or Telegram.

I love you, but I'm just 1 stinky nerd. Also, like 50% of you ask something like, "how do I get into malware development?" or "how do I get into malware analysis?"

There is probably 201 snoosnoobillizion forum posts, blog posts, lectures, talks, and video essays on how to do these things. I'm sorry, but the answer is you gotta lock-the-fuck-in and be bored and miserable. There isn't 1 singular cool way, or whatever.

There is something so sickening about "journalists" using ChatGPT (or whatever equivalent, you choose a slop producer, it doesn't matter). Your entire job, career, or field of study is WRITING.

If you rely fully on AI slop shit piss software to do your ONE job then you're a BUM

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> move trash off desk
> get on computer
> be rude to companies on the internet for discussing and/or implementing AI into their product

Damn I guess CloudFlare fucked the internet again

Ever notice when the internet is down the internet doesn't work?

We need to break up big internet