Based off information I've reviewed, this does not appear to be vibe coded slop. I believe UMG made an oopsie doopsie and didn't configure something correctly.

I've received a few notifications that a new Breached forum has been spun up (again).

With this new forum being created this makes this the ... 6th.. or 7th... forum iteration with the same name trying to recreate the success of Omni and Pompompurin

Dawg, fuckin' REBRAND

inb4 the kids reading this say SIX, SEVEN and do that weird hand thing

Don't be afraid to take pills

It's 2025. We've got tiny little digestible "rocks" that can cure diseases and disorders that are physical or emotional

200 years ago people would sell their soul to the devil for this kind of modern medicine

The future is cool and badass

Okay fine get an ear infection and die on the side of the road when it spreads to your lungs

Or get injured and don't take any sort of pain relief. Be in unbearable pain for days, weeks, or months

Pray to God your ass doesn't get fuckin smallpox or leprosy

Orange kitty cats are a MENACE and CANNOT be trusted

I've come to the conclusion there are two distinct categories of AI slop

Type I: AI slop taking itself serious. Dumb and lame, not cool and not badass

Type II: AI slop not taking itself serious, used to produce very silly videos that make you giggle

Crazy how Team Z3 at Pwn2Own Ireland found that WhatsApp 0click 0day RCE exploit

Meta granted them $1,000,000 for the exploit

Subsequently Z3 withdrew from the competition prior to receiving the reward money.

Strange.... Probably nothing nefarious happening there

Who would be interested in a technology that would grant arbitrary access to a WhatsApp users cell phone without interacting with the person on WhatsApp? 🤔

Is that even valuable? Who even uses WhatsApp, y'know?

King Bob was apprehended for a series of compromises in relation to the infamous Scattered Spider ransomware group. Additionally, he was related, in some capacity, to a series of music leaks from Universal Music Group (UMG).

King Bob was indeed NOT responsible for the UMG Japan compromise.

It's kind of funny though that King Bob, while currently serving 20 years in federal prison, wanted to proclaim his innocence on social media regarding the compromise.

It's okay, King Bob. I will vouch for you. I know it was someone else.

Context: KingBob is joking. It made me actually laugh out loud. KingBob can be really funny.

I also have no idea how he's on social media.

It is possible for inmates to have limited and monitored access to computers, the internet, and electronics in minimum security prisons. I would have to double check to confirm and verify, but I think KingBob is currently housed in a location with more relaxed rules because KingBob has historically not been a violent prisoner.

Basically, I think he's in a prison kind of like "Orange Is The New Black" because he's a dorky nerd, not a violent criminal.

Or, as more cynical Xitter users have commented, it is possible KingBob smuggled a phone up his ass. But I like to think he hasn't resorted to shoving electronics up his ass to shit post on social media.

Im literally shaking

This is 2nd time in TWO DAYS her cats have been seen online with guns AIMLESSLY spraying bullets INTO HER HOME. Its clear shes failing to lock up her guns and remove the ammunition from them

NOT EVERYONE CAN OWN A CAT. ITS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY

Haters will say this is AI, but anyone with a cat will tell you cats + guns is BAD BUSINESs. I recommend doing some research online about this topic.

https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X

Fake news.

Real nerds don't go outside.

I personally haven't seen a woman in 15 months. The last woman I saw was the UberEats delivery driver and when I saw her I hid under the covers and peed my pants.

Now that you're reading this very silly post, I would like to remind you the primary purpose of this account is to periodically report on updates to the actually important thing we do: collect malware stuff

This weekend I'm pushing another big update. Thank you for your time

Ran out of caffeine products. UberEat delivered myself some energy drinks so I could lock in.

They didn't have the traditional rat poison Monsters I drink. They instead replaced it with an energy drink called "Alani"

The cans were smaller, looked like they were primarily targeted toward women, and even had a label on it marked as "vegan". They were orange and blue.

I didn't know energy drinks needed to be defined as "vegan". Maybe I'm a dumb ass and my Monsters are filled with hotdogs and milk. I don't know.

Anyway, I got 5 of them. I drank all 5 pretty quickly throughout the day because they tasted pretty good. I didn't check the ingredients or caffeine quantity listing because I falsely assumed that, because it looked girlie, it was probably low on caffeine.

My assumption was incorrect. They had slightly more caffeine than a regular monster.

I consumed 1g of caffeine in roughly 5 hours.

For a brief moment in time I was so locked in I could visibly see God. Closing my eyes I began solving complex mathematical equations and solving the greatest mysteries to stumble the greatest minds in history. I could have cured cancer if I had a laboratory and some test patients.

There's 10 types of people on this planet

Those that don't know binary

Those who hate this fucking joke

Can someone please explain to me why going to grocery store and buying basic ass shit like eggs, bread, milk, fresh vegetables, canned foods, some meats, baby food etc. cost $456???