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> "Satya Nadella says as much as 30% of Microsoft code is written by AI"
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We're under a massive DDoS attack.
Oh no! Now I can't work! I guess that means all I can do is schizo post on social media and play video games!
Oh no! Now I can't work! I guess that means all I can do is schizo post on social media and play video games!
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We're under a massive DDoS attack. Oh no! Now I can't work! I guess that means all I can do is schizo post on social media and play video games!
In all seriousness, I'm going to bed.
If you want to mildly irritate me, please perform DDoS attacks during my scheduled vx-underground work hours which is typically early morning US-EAST before I start working my actual job.
Otherwise you're wasting your botnet bandwidth
If you want to mildly irritate me, please perform DDoS attacks during my scheduled vx-underground work hours which is typically early morning US-EAST before I start working my actual job.
Otherwise you're wasting your botnet bandwidth
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In all seriousness, I'm going to bed. If you want to mildly irritate me, please perform DDoS attacks during my scheduled vx-underground work hours which is typically early morning US-EAST before I start working my actual job. Otherwise you're wasting your…
HAHA SIKE. GOTCHA BITCH. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY'D YOU.
Nah, I'm kidding. I am going to bed for real. But it would be really funny if they stopped the DDoS after this post and resumed it during when I actually worked on vx-underground.
Nah, I'm kidding. I am going to bed for real. But it would be really funny if they stopped the DDoS after this post and resumed it during when I actually worked on vx-underground.
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Hahahahahaha they stopped the DDoS attack
Okay, that's super fucking funny
I'll see you guys (whoever is DDoSing me) in roughly 8 hours from now
Okay, that's super fucking funny
I'll see you guys (whoever is DDoSing me) in roughly 8 hours from now
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Hahahahahaha they stopped the DDoS attack Okay, that's super fucking funny I'll see you guys (whoever is DDoSing me) in roughly 8 hours from now
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+1 silly cat video for the people with the botnet DDoSing me. Very silly shenanigans
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Beds were not meant to require internet connection.
During the AWS US-EAST outage on October 20th, people flooded the internet complaining about their smart beds from EightSleep
Because of the AWS outage, the smart beds were unable to recline or change positions. Additionally, any heating or cooling setting didn't work. People went online to complain the beds sensor had the bed stuck at an elevated temperature.
The EightSleep subreddit was filled with angry customers. The CEO issued an official apology on social media. However, he asserted the AWS outage was outside his control.
I sit here wondering why a bed requires access to AWS instances to ... recline and heat and/or cool...
During the AWS US-EAST outage on October 20th, people flooded the internet complaining about their smart beds from EightSleep
Because of the AWS outage, the smart beds were unable to recline or change positions. Additionally, any heating or cooling setting didn't work. People went online to complain the beds sensor had the bed stuck at an elevated temperature.
The EightSleep subreddit was filled with angry customers. The CEO issued an official apology on social media. However, he asserted the AWS outage was outside his control.
I sit here wondering why a bed requires access to AWS instances to ... recline and heat and/or cool...
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Beds were not meant to require internet connection. During the AWS US-EAST outage on October 20th, people flooded the internet complaining about their smart beds from EightSleep Because of the AWS outage, the smart beds were unable to recline or change positions.…
Doomer take: bed companies are collecting sleep telemetry to sell to advertisers and AI companies on sleep patterns
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Hahahahahaha they stopped the DDoS attack Okay, that's super fucking funny I'll see you guys (whoever is DDoSing me) in roughly 8 hours from now
Update: I was a little behind schedule today. They did indeed continue performing the DDoS attack roughly 8 hours later
They also sent me a photo on Telegram of them performing it.
This is very silly shenanigans.
They also sent me a photo on Telegram of them performing it.
This is very silly shenanigans.
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This guy was selling his residential bandwidth for side money using a company called "Salad"
He received a legal letter from Netflix stating they believe his IP address to be responsible for a credential stuffing campaign
Do not do this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaladChefs/s/SA3GlOzvat
He received a legal letter from Netflix stating they believe his IP address to be responsible for a credential stuffing campaign
Do not do this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaladChefs/s/SA3GlOzvat
Reddit
From the SaladChefs community on Reddit: [ Removed by moderator ]
Posted by Maelorna - 241 votes and 146 comments
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This guy was selling his residential bandwidth for side money using a company called "Salad" He received a legal letter from Netflix stating they believe his IP address to be responsible for a credential stuffing campaign Do not do this. https://www.re…
People are saying this is AI generated slop.
I thought to myself, "why would someone make up a story like this?". Then I remembered this is Reddit (which is on the INTERNET).
Is it real? Maybe. Is it silly? Yes. What am I eating for lunch? Microwaveable mac-n-cheese cups
I thought to myself, "why would someone make up a story like this?". Then I remembered this is Reddit (which is on the INTERNET).
Is it real? Maybe. Is it silly? Yes. What am I eating for lunch? Microwaveable mac-n-cheese cups
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I will be extremely racist to people from Mars. I'll call them Rovers
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My to-do list for tomorrow:
- Talk about Myanmar government taking down that scam center
- Talk about (and meme) people jail breaking smart beds
- Post esoteric cat meme
- Work on vx-underground
- Reply to 1, maybe 2, of the several hundred messages I've received
- Talk about Myanmar government taking down that scam center
- Talk about (and meme) people jail breaking smart beds
- Post esoteric cat meme
- Work on vx-underground
- Reply to 1, maybe 2, of the several hundred messages I've received
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My to-do list for tomorrow: - Talk about Myanmar government taking down that scam center - Talk about (and meme) people jail breaking smart beds - Post esoteric cat meme - Work on vx-underground - Reply to 1, maybe 2, of the several hundred messages I've…
I don't remember what esoteric means, but its a cool sounding word. I hope it makes sense
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It's the year 2025 and nerds are jailbreaking smart beds so they're not dependent on an internet connection, AWS, a monthly subscription, and so the bed doesn't collect your biometric data
https://github.com/throwaway31265/free-sleep
https://github.com/throwaway31265/free-sleep
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GitHub - throwaway31265/free-sleep: Open source app to control jailbroken 8 sleep pods on LAN
Open source app to control jailbroken 8 sleep pods on LAN - GitHub - throwaway31265/free-sleep: Open source app to control jailbroken 8 sleep pods on LAN
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Believe it or not, this isn't AI. This is typical orange kitty cat behavior (they're crazy)
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