SLSH, DO NOT drop anything tonight. Have some common courtesy and release shit on Monday or something dawg. I do NOT want to have to deal with this shit on a weekend

Bro, c'mon. It's a fucking holiday weekend. Don't be like this. Wait until like, Tuesday or something. C'mon bro. You got all the time in the world to extort people

Dawg, Microsoft found a Threat Actor that compromised a company and modified the internal payroll system so when paychecks were scheduled to be deposited it went into THEIR accounts, NOT the employees.

That's fucking badass wtf I've never seen that before

I don't endorse crime, and I'm sorry people didn't get paid. But... bro, c'mon. That's fucking sick nasty. I've never seen that before. I'm so impressed.

YoUvE nEvEr HeaRd oF ThIs?

No, I haven't. I don't know everything. I'm not an omnipotent being. Let me enjoy something I just learned and let me enjoy sharing it with others.

Two online casinos announced a compromise this week as a result of a 3rd party Customer Management Relationship software called Fast Track

Every second something is pirated

Because of this theft, groups like Metallica, or celebrities like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, may be unable to purchase their next series of mansions.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson only made $88,000,000 from the film "Red One". How will he survive?

I've made so many updates to vx-underground (while simultaneously schizo posting), it cannot fit in a single post without it looking like garbage.

Here is a PasteBin link with the latest updates from the past 10 days (it's a lot)

https://pastebin.com/raw/EsErG6uV

In case you missed it, I'm aiming to collect every publicly released malware analysis paper (ever) and link it with the corresponding files listed in the paper. At my current pace it's going to take me about 3 years and 4 months to do everything from 2007 - present

Orange,

I saw your email and I love it. This is great stuff. I'm probably not going to be on my computer for the rest of the day, but I'm super excited to share it tomorrow morning. I love you so much for this stuff.

Thanks,
- smelly

Loteria de Medellin (the Lottery of Medellin, Columbia) has allegedly been compromised by Crimson Collective

They claim over 1TB of data have been exfiltrated.

They've released samples of drivers licenses, applications, etc.

Insert Dragon Ball Z reference

Fixed this. Initially I wrote Medellin, Spain

For some reason I confused Medellin, Columbia for Madrid, Spain

I've got a very high IQ, it's (falling) off the charts

Spelled Colombia wrong

Fuck it, close enough. I'm going back to bed

My Xitter For You tab was curated fairly well. It was a nice combination of cat pictures, information security news, and a sprinkle of politics

Today my For You is Steve Jobs daughter, big breasted women, and Twitch streamers

Wtf is this shit? Give me my cats back

Yeah, I'm killing myself tonight

Tldr guy says telling someone how much RAM you have is a security issue. Fucking ridiculous.