Episode spoiler: Crimson Collective posted RedHat leaks on the new Breach forum (can't remember the name, it's the 4th iteration, I think).

They also alluded to SLSH by commenting they're shiny, or maybe I'm losing my mind, I dunno.

Haven't looked at the leaked files yet, that's some Monday ass shit

Went to GameStop and the lady behind the counter advised against using a credit card to pay for Xbox Live. Said she hackers can steal your information

I wasn't sure if I wanted to kill myself or kill her (the governments shutdown, it's legal)

I shot her 3 times in the chest point blank with my Kamehameha blast. I learned it from Master Roshi. She'll never give me bad advice EVER again

Uploading malware to the internet

Literally only uploaded this video because I wanted to show love to German homies. I love them

Meaningless update:

Previously on Dragon Ball Z, I made an egg, ham, and cheese sandwich. I put a drop of MadDog 357 on it. I rubbed my eye while eating and got a boo boo. Super mega fuck off hot sauce juices got in eye.

I subsequently used ChatGPT for medical assistance (it's basically a doctor).

After rinsing eye with lukewarm water I feel much better. It took about 10 mins.

After this ordeal I can assert with a high degree of confidence if I were to get pepper sprayed I would be incapacitated.

You can't see a god damn thing bro. Your eyes get all twitchy and your wife starts yelling, "are you fuckin serious right now? You were supposed to help me with the baby, now you're saying you can't see and just sending cats to people on Telegram with 1 eye closed"

-2/10

Still not sure why I'm sharing this. I don't expect any of you to give a shit. However, I've never had a hot sauce boo boo before and I was genuinely shocked by how much it hurt my soft little eye balls.

Thanks for experiencing stuff with me

Me listening to malware talks

Unironically sometimes I prefer reading. I have a small brain. It's filled with cat pictures

Weird stuff going on. This is a CRAZY anime arc. I beg you to read this post. This shit is crazy.

Check this shit out

June 16th, 2025: Phrack reports suspected offensive state-sponsored activity from China and/or North Korea targeting South Korea. They notify KR-CERT (Defense Counterintelligence Command).

*In other words, evidence of China and/or North Korea successfully hacking companies in South Korea.

June 26th, 2025: South Korean government responds

July 17th, 2025: Phrack notifies KISA, Ministry of Unification, LG Uplus Corp, KR-CERT about offensive operations from China and/or North Korea

August 15th, 2025: Phrack e-mails terminated from Proton.

September 9th, 2025: Everyone starts screaming at Proton on social myself (us included). Proton apologizes and re-instates Phracks Proton e-mail

... then the twist

September 24th, 2025: South Korean parliament launches an investigation into the allegations against China and/or North Korea. They want to investigate the companies which were compromised

September 25th, 2025: South Korean government says they are going to perform an on-site inspection on several of the alleged compromised facilities

September 26th, 2025: A government data center is burned to the ground. 96 servers destroyed. All evidence gone. This includes evidence of China and/or North Korean offensive operations.

September 27th, 2025: Server fire reported to be caused by a Lithium-ion battery. The batteries that caused the fire were made by one of the companies which was compromised by China and/or North Korea

October 2nd, 2025: Another location which was believed to be compromised by China and/or North Korea is burned to the ground. All evidence gone.

October 2nd, 2025: A South Korean government official who was appointed to manage these inspections and overviews commits suicide

What the fuck is going on? How did a simple Lithium-ion battery burn an entire data center to the ground? Is it weird that another massive data center burned to the ground a few days later? Why did these fires only impact servers which were believed to be hacked by China and/or North Korea? Why are government officials killing themselves? Why the fuck is this not getting more attention? Why does my tummy hurt?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

More information:

https://phrack.org/issues/72/7_md

Some people seem confused so here is a lighter read with slang and silly stuff to make it easier to read

phrack tells South Korean government they think some of their big companies have been hacked by North Korea or China. They give them evidence

Then the South Korean government announces they plan on investigating the hacks. They wanna look for forensic evidence. But then the very next day after they say that the fuckin place with the computers and servers burns to the ground because of a battery going bad (supposedly)

Then the South Korean government is like, okay we gotta investigate this other place too though. But then the OTHER place also burns to the fucking ground

Then the guy who was supposed to investigate this shit kills himself

Literally everyone is like what in the FUCK is going on bro

EVEN MORE TLDR FOR U LAZY FUCKS

phrack tells South Korea they've been hacked by China or North Korea

South Korea goes to look but all the shit suddenly burns down

Bro tasked with looking into it kills himself

Word on the street is Steam and Riot games is being DDoS'd into oblivion.

Which one of you degenerates is preventing me from playing my favorite video game "Shower With Your Dad Simulator"?

Oh, for the record, I actually don't know what's going on. I don't know if malware is making batteries explode burning down places, or paid arsons, or truly insane coincidence.

All I know is that this is a weird story and it makes me go "Hmmmmm"

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LET PERPLEXITY SCRAPE EVERY DROP OF DATA OFF YOUR MACHINE AND DISCORD WILL GIVE YOU ORBS!!!!

WHAT ARE UOU WAITING FOR???

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