> 2 day ago
> collins aerospace hit by ransomware
> 5hrs ago
> "hardbit ransomware" did it
> 1hr ago
> nca arrests hacker for collin aerospace attack

wtf

tldr ransomware arrest speedrun attempt

p fast at being busted, doesnt top gta extortion guy tho. bro got caught in like, 12hrs. thats an all time record. hard to beat that

Wtf the guy they arrested for the ransomware attack against Collins aerospace thingy was in his 40s

He's gonna be charged as a terrorist.

What was he thinkin

I immediately thought I'd be a com kid just being a menace to society. Dude is too old for this shit. He's gonna be released when he's 95

Hello,

Someone in the com supposedly has a really cool and badass piece of malware I'm really interested in. I've been trying to find the nerd who has it for like, 2 days, and I've messaged every com person I know (like 5 people)

I really really want to see this Terraria malware payload.

My questions have been answered.

Thank you all. I love you so much. You all have earned one (1) cat picture.

Media outlets today announced the apprehension of a 17 year old individual residing in the United States believed to be tied to the infamous Scattered Spider.

Historically, Owen Flowers, Thalha Jubair, and Noah Urban were identified as key members.

who tf is this guy???

My best guess at this point is that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is now low-key sniping off any person who even orbited the main players

Tldr even associates getting cooked

There's so much shit with malware TTPs, malware development, reverse engineering, shit on financially motivated malware nerds, state sponsored malware nerds, malware nerds being arrested

I just can't keep up anymore bro I'm just focusing on cat pictures fuck it

Ok whatever I'll get back to work on the shitty malware website I work on, you convinced me

Sorry for spam.

I received a message from a person named "Riverbank". He was upset that I failed to supply a photo of a kitty cat. He stated what I delivered was a video and/or gif. I apologize for the confusion. As promised I will deliver one (1) cat picture.

Thank you for understanding.

Administrative update:

- I am slowly, but surely, revising the entire malware analysis collection. In essence, I am downloading every malware analysis paper and pulling the related malware samples with it. It is several millions samples going back to the beginning of time (2001-ish). I don't know what to call this collection of stuff, so it's literally just "Malware Analysis". I will merge the old APT collection with this, eventually

- I am slowly resuming my work on archiving malware development papers. My work load has been minimized because this nerd 5mukx posts all sorts of malware papers he finds. I've been going based off his tweets. He doesn't know he is my official malware paper feed. I might offer him a job at vx-underground (I'm poor, I just mean beg him to help me).

- Some random French guy named Dunt has been helping me archive papers too.

- I'm bringing in like, 8,000+- malware samples a day thanks to petikvx and virussign. He is a blessing. I love him so much. I barely talk to the guy. I just check the website and he keeps pushing malware. He's doing it for the love of the game and nothing else. He is also French. I love French people. I think the VirusSign people are Canadian. I love Canadians too.

- Besides working on vx-underground, I've been doing silly things like looking for cool and badass malware samples and unique payloads. I've had minor success. I've also noticed lots of cool malware development research stuff being published. Please slow down. I am behind and it's a lot of reading. I am too old for this shit.

- I have some other big news too, but can't share it yet (don't know if it'll come to fruition).

- Nerds keep asking me about BlockBlasters. If OSINT nerds give me approval I'll share more details. I mostly did the malware stuff. OSINT nerds have been digging into that shit for like, 4 days straight. They're so deep down the rabbit hole I don't even know what's going on anymore.

- Infrastructure for vx-underground pretty steady thanks to TorGuard. This guy just sends me cat memes and money for stuff. I ask if he wants anything else, he just says "keep working on vx-underground". I said "okie np"

Anyway, while I continue to work slowly in the background I'll probably continue to make schizo posts, weird ass memes, post cat pictures, and make unusual commentary on cybersecurity events.

Thank you for the love and support.
- smelly smellington

One of the guys who drained cancer bro is on Xitter flexing that he drained $800,000, not the initial $150,000 ZachXBT reported

Really behind on stuff

Just going to be pushing unusually specific, esoteric, or weird stinky nerd tech memes for a few days

Chat, we're back to deranged posting for a few days. Buckle up.