yo WTF. this cat is involved in RANSOMWARE

Seeing some discussions on using Artificial Intelligence to make images (as is tradition). I'll tell you right now you do NOT need AI to make great artwork. For example, I single-handedly made this beautiful piece of art in Microsoft Paint in about 2 minutes.

This is an island, with a tree, some birdies, and a pretty sun. Zero AI required. It's hyper-realistic. This looks like a photo from the Bahamas

This looks so realistic I might print this bad boy and hang it on my fridge

Absolutely raging right now. I purchased the WinRAR backpack thingy and it can barely hold two (2) thingies of mayonnaise.

I always, at minimum, carry two thingies mayonnaise. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my other thingy of mayonnaise?

Someone actually put it on their fridge 😭😭😭

Oh, I see. WinRAR doesn't support mayonnaise. I should have double checked before purchasing.

Someone has requested (repeatedly) that I share this photo. This is Tobi

These aren't cars. These are trucks.

I finished fuzzing drivers and some other stuff. 517 potentially vulnerable drivers identified.

I've also got 17,000 cat pictures ready. Still got another 130,000+- to review.

Chat, we are busy.

Step 1. Lure the people in with cat pictures

Step 2. Mention malware, in some capacity, along side the cat picture

Step 3. Slowly subject the people to malware concepts (through cat pictures)

Step 4. Over time they learn malware

Step 5. More people now into malware

Why is WinRAR MOCKING my pain 😢

We've got 23,607 kitty cat pictures available for download. These are good kitty cats. They will make you happy.

./Archive/Cat Picture Collection

https://vx-underground.org/

Hello, I have an important announcement to make

The APT section will be retired soon. Instead ALL malware analysis papers will be accompanied with the samples discussed in the report.

tl;dr APT section will be rebranded "Malware Analysis". It makes my life easier

Whenever I see graphics like this I contemplate suicide.

Death would be easier than trying to explain to people why this infographic is wrong

Probably a more realistic graph (OC)

STOP CALLING IT VISHING AND SMISHING

YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING TODDLER BABBLING NONSENSE

ITS PHISHING OR SOCIAL ENGINEERING

REEEEEEEEE

Peace and love to my information security colleagues

But GOD DAMN, do ALL of you need to make a fucking course? How many courses do we actually need?

Dawg, I see so many of you trying to sell your courses. You can't do ANYTHING else other than prey on the noobs? Holy cannoli

And you know what? I get it. Get your bag. Hustle. Do your thing. God bless you.

But we have a serious oversaturation of courses. Everyone and their fucking Grandmother is trying to sell courses now

Chat is this real

Lockbit ransomware group is officially 6 years old today.

Hello, how are you? It's time for an administrative update.

First and foremost, the APT section is difficult to manage by myself while simultaneously doing everything else. Hence, some small changes will be made. Moving forward the APT section will be rebranded "Malware Analysis". This section will be the paper and samples of EVERY publicly released paper discussing malware analysis. In other words, this section will contain analysis on state-sponsored Threat Actors and financially motivated Threat Actors.

Secondly, the 2025 vulnerable driver fuzzing project has been completed. Initially I was informed it was over 7,000,000 drivers. However, this is deceptive because what the data distributors failed to mention is that this collection of "drivers" also contained installers, user-mode libraries, etc. A more accurate number of drivers, which are also signed, is closer to 50,000, or something. I don't remember. Either way, after fuzzing signed drivers for like, 3 weeks, or 2 weeks, it came out to identifying approx. 450 potentially vulnerable drivers.

Thirdly, all potentially vulnerable drivers, as well as their corresponding IOCTLance report, are being moved to the archive section. In this section you can also download the "7,000,000" drivers. Furthermore, bulk download options will exist for both datasets. It is under ./Archive/Driver Collection/

Fourthly, I'm still processing the cat picture collection. I'm not sure why I'm allocating so much time sorting images and cats. But, I'm doing it. I've used a combination of artificial intelligence and human intelligence (very low intelligence) to identify non-kitty cat pictures and purge them from the collection. Several people have told me a few non-kitty cat pictures are present, but whatever, close enough. I have 130,000 left to review.

Fifthly, and as is tradition, we've got a lot more malware cooking behind the scenes. I need to make some repairs and get things in full swing. I need to "hire" people, but the insane volume of people who contacted me has been overwhelming.

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