According to Artificial Intelligence slop, anti-viruses implement "Ass System Protection".

ChatGPT, what the fuck are you talking about?

10,000 cat pictures are available for download.

./Archive/Cat Picture Collection

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Someone just called me a "a fucking weirdo" for collecting thousands of kitty cat pictures

I have a lot of respect for ItsGamerDoc

My respect for him doesn't derive from his skillset in anti-cheat development, or his years of experience in the industry

I have immense respect for him because he purposely subjects himself to GAMERS about video game cheats and anti-cheats who learned from YOUTUBERS

GAMERS and YOUTUBERS are basically the intellectual anti-christ. Up is down. Down is up. The word "kernel" will make these people begin talking in tongues and levitating off the floor like poltergeist.

GamerDoc truly is our bravest soldier. God Bless him.

yo WTF. this cat is involved in RANSOMWARE

Seeing some discussions on using Artificial Intelligence to make images (as is tradition). I'll tell you right now you do NOT need AI to make great artwork. For example, I single-handedly made this beautiful piece of art in Microsoft Paint in about 2 minutes.

This is an island, with a tree, some birdies, and a pretty sun. Zero AI required. It's hyper-realistic. This looks like a photo from the Bahamas

This looks so realistic I might print this bad boy and hang it on my fridge

Absolutely raging right now. I purchased the WinRAR backpack thingy and it can barely hold two (2) thingies of mayonnaise.

I always, at minimum, carry two thingies mayonnaise. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my other thingy of mayonnaise?

Someone actually put it on their fridge 😭😭😭

Oh, I see. WinRAR doesn't support mayonnaise. I should have double checked before purchasing.

Someone has requested (repeatedly) that I share this photo. This is Tobi

These aren't cars. These are trucks.

I finished fuzzing drivers and some other stuff. 517 potentially vulnerable drivers identified.

I've also got 17,000 cat pictures ready. Still got another 130,000+- to review.

Chat, we are busy.

Step 1. Lure the people in with cat pictures

Step 2. Mention malware, in some capacity, along side the cat picture

Step 3. Slowly subject the people to malware concepts (through cat pictures)

Step 4. Over time they learn malware

Step 5. More people now into malware

Why is WinRAR MOCKING my pain 😢

We've got 23,607 kitty cat pictures available for download. These are good kitty cats. They will make you happy.

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Hello, I have an important announcement to make

The APT section will be retired soon. Instead ALL malware analysis papers will be accompanied with the samples discussed in the report.

tl;dr APT section will be rebranded "Malware Analysis". It makes my life easier

Whenever I see graphics like this I contemplate suicide.

Death would be easier than trying to explain to people why this infographic is wrong

Probably a more realistic graph (OC)

STOP CALLING IT VISHING AND SMISHING

YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING TODDLER BABBLING NONSENSE

ITS PHISHING OR SOCIAL ENGINEERING

REEEEEEEEE

Peace and love to my information security colleagues

But GOD DAMN, do ALL of you need to make a fucking course? How many courses do we actually need?

Dawg, I see so many of you trying to sell your courses. You can't do ANYTHING else other than prey on the noobs? Holy cannoli