I'm aware some of you have had problems downloading from our virus exchange. The error message reported was KEY NOT FOUND.

Upon investigation, we have discovered I have accidentally misplaced 12,000,000 malwares.

Where the hell did I put that malware

Update: Donald J. Trump confirmed not dead

Yesterday the United States Department of Justice did a press release on the arrest of 27-year-old Dong Hwan Kim of California.

Mr. Kim was identified as being a member of the infamous 764 group.

Per the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation Joint Terrorism Task Force (FBI JTTF), 764 is now identified as an NVE (Nihilistic Violent Extremist) group. In summary, 764 is a pedophilia group.

Between 2022 and 2025, Mr. Kim allegedly groomed and extorted underage women between the (approx.) ages of 12 and 15 to perform various sexual acts for him. If they did not perform the sexual acts for him he would extort them by threatening them, their friends, or family.

Mr. Kim allegedly sodomized a teenage girl and physically abused her animals. It is unknown how many times these acts occurred. Per court records some victims may not have been fully transparent.

When Mr. Kim was raided by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation California division, Mr. Kim's computer was found to possess CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material) footage. The contents of the footage are discussed in the court documents.

I will not be sharing the evidence details because the footage described, and the abuse Mr. Kim allegedly inflicted on young teenage girls, is putrid and vile.

Some of Mr. Kim's victims were international, residing outside the United States, which hampered the investigation processes. Mr. Kim however, knowingly or unknowingly, accelerated the investigation process by performing all of these crimes using Discord.

Mr. Kim actively sought teenage victims on Discord. On one occasion Mr. Kim joined a Discord server, tagged everyone using the -at-everyone command, and asked if there were any minors interested in exchanging pornographic material for Discord Nitro.

Per court records, Mr. Kim's Discord MFA was his personal cell phone number. Mr. Kim also made payments toward Discord (and his victims) using his actual credit card which used his full legal name. Furthermore, for reasons not stated in court documents, on some occasion(s), Mr. Kim provided victims with his full physical address.

Mr. Kim tried to obfuscate his tracks by deleting his Discord account. This made no difference because the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation was able to obtain the deleted data from Discord.

Thank you to Seamus Hughes for sharing this court document and/or information with me.

Oh, I forgot to tally up the time he's facing based on the charges in the court document, but it's like, 80 years or something, I don't know. Even if he makes a plea deal he won't be released from prison until like, 2105. He's fucked

Telegram specific post.

I'd like to inform all of you that when I was younger, the absolute slum of the internet was efnet on IRC. It was the gutter. I now believe, with 100% certainty, the new internet slum is the com-scene. Anytime I stumble across anything com-related it's pure degeneracy.

The split second I come across a com chatroom someone is breaking the law. The com is like, ... the internet hood.

Com-scene challenge: go .2 seconds without someone breaking the law (impossible)

My observations of the com.

Everyone (apparently) falls into one of categories:
1. A larp (they're a liar)
2. "Poor", they haven't committed enough crime, or something
3. A Fed, they haven't committed enough crime, or something
4. ??? (someone who isn't any of the other 3 categories, will call you the N-word and flash a bunch of money)

It is possible (somehow) for someone to be all 4 of these at the same time. I don't understand it, but thats how it goes apparently.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Oh, this is actually kind of important:

I forgot to say, petikvx has a lot of our malware ingestion and distribution stuff automated now. I haven't been announcing malware sample stuff because it's been automagically working and doing it's thing.

I'll probably just share the final result of stuff at the end of month. But, on average, we're bringing in like ... 10,000 malware samples a day ... ish? so like, 300,000+- malwares a month.

Very cool. Thank you, Petik. I love you.

Due to insanely high demand (like 50 people asked), I am re-uploading the cat picture collection.

It is 164gb, over 110,000 images.

This is "unsanitized", meaning the collection does have some photos of doggies, horsies, bunny rabbits, etc. It is like, 98% cats

Chat, I've got good news.

A person named "yjb" also collects cats. They've donated an additional 93Gb of cat pictures. This brings the collection size to 256Gb of cat pictures.

THAT'S A LOT OF CATS

Important information regarding a giant collection of cat pictures.

I've decided to make an attempt at sanitizing the collection (removing non-cat pictures). Truthfully, I'm not very strong with Python, or AI, but I've made an ugly abomination of code using Python and ChatGPT. ChatGPT makes dog shit C/C++ code, but it seems sufficiently skilled in higher* level languages such as Python.

I'm doing test runs, using my GPU and some other fancy AI stuff to walk the collection and flag potential "non-cat pictures". Non-cat pictures will be flagged for review by a human.

Unfortunately, removing non-duplicates will be more challenging and I've introduced some basic bitch SHA256 hashing. Yes, I'm aware that a slight pixel variation or dimension change will change the hash. However, for the time this will suffice.

When I'm done with this I'll be putting the cat pictures in pre-allocated blocks, similar to our malware collections. In other words, I'll make something like: "KittyCatPictures.00001.7z", then increment it to .00002 for every 10,000 images ingested.

The "block" would currently be KittyCatPictures.00011

This should reduce strain on our end and also shrink the download size requirements.

Doing silly things on the internet is fun. You can just collect kitty cat pictures.
-smelly

Fuzzing project is going fuzzingly (as is tradition).

I've identified 436 potentially vulnerable drivers. I don't know why I've been doing this project for a few weeks. But I'm happy to report someone, somewhere, finds value in it.

You can just do things

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Please look at the vulnerable drivers. Even if you don't plan on reversing them or exploiting them, just behold the beauty of the potential which will not be used by lots of people (myself included, probably)

https://vx-underground.org/

4,000 cat pictures are available for download.

./Archive/Cat Picture Collection

https://vx-underground.org/

Newsweek published an article today about a Threat Group trying to extort Google. The extortion group is demanding Google terminate some of their Threat Intelligence researchers. Obviously Google won't do this, but this is a calculated decision by the Threat Group to apply social and/or political pressure on the Threat Intelligence researchers.

Newsweek, for reasons I cannot possibly fathom, decided to name drop the individual persons the Threat Group is demanding be terminated. These are not celebrities, these are not famous people, these are not politicians or socialites. They listed, in no exaggeration, regular Threat Intelligence employees.

I've NEVER seen ANY media outlet do that, EVER.

... Is Newsweek actively aiding and abetting Cyber Terrorists? Are they receiving kickbacks? Why would anyone, in their right mind, decide to air out to (potentially) millions of people, regular people who are being subjected to an intimidation campaign?

This is the craziest shit I've ever seen. I've NEVER seen a media outlet do this.

Looking forward to Newsweek publishing photos of Kidney Dialysis patients being extorted too. Apparently this is very important news

WE ALLOWED 100 COMPUTER NERDS APPLY TO WORK WITH US

NOW THEY MUST FIX 100 COMPUTERS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. LOSERS WILL BE EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THEIR FAMILY

The same extortion group that demanded Google terminate their Threat Intelligence researchers is now directly calling out FBI Director Kash Patel and name dropping FBI Special Agents who they believe are tracking their case

They're doing an FBI Most Wanted speed run

According to Artificial Intelligence slop, anti-viruses implement "Ass System Protection".

ChatGPT, what the fuck are you talking about?

10,000 cat pictures are available for download.

./Archive/Cat Picture Collection

https://vx-underground.org

Someone just called me a "a fucking weirdo" for collecting thousands of kitty cat pictures