Hello, it's time for an administrative update

- More malware samples in pipeline. Will announce them when they're done syncing

- More malware papers in queue

- More vulnerable drivers being fuzzed. When fuzzing operation is complete it will be available for bulk download

- We're aware some download API calls fail for virus-dot-exchange, we're fixing that. Have to re-index stuff

- Something else but I forgot

Ok ttyl

Across social media platforms Xitter and Telegram we now have 410,000 followers.

That's a big number.

To put that into perspective: that's the same size pants yo momma wears

Ok ttyl love u

A disgruntled employee inserted a "kill switch" into his employers network. In the event he was laid off, his malicious code would trigger.

The code included the function "IsDLEnabledInAD"

His name was Davis Lu

Truly an epic gamer moment. He got sentenced to 4 years in prison

Seeing some people discuss cybersecurity and/or job stuff. One of the worst experiences in my career in cybersecurity was about 10 years ago. I was new to the field.

I was interviewing for a position working on an anti-malware engine. I was so excited.

The recruiter called me. She was from India. She had a heavy accent. The accent was so heavy I had a hard time understanding her. I got really nervous when I was unable to understand her because I didn't want to be sound rude or not get the job.

I told her I was having phone problems and told her "One moment, please". I put the phone down and freaked the fuck out because I had no idea what the fuck she was saying.

I returned to the phone, still zero idea what's going on. I tell her I'm having a hard time understanding her and if she can speak a little slower. I could immediately tell she got irritated and began speaking slower and raising her voice. Her tone made me feel like I was an idiot for not understanding her. She was being a bitch about it.

I move to the technical interview. It's another dude from India. He also has a super heavy accent. He's asking me a bunch of questions. When I was unsure, he also got audibly frustrated with me. It made me extremely nervous. During the interview I almost felt like he was power tripping over me because I needed the job and he had a job.

About 15 minutes into the interview, which was scheduled for one hour, he let out a heavy sigh when asking me to demonstrate some coding solutions to him. He then told me he was going to wrap up the interview. I once again got very nervous because his tone, attitude, passive aggressive sighing, all seemed extremely condescending.

Once the interview ended I never heard back from the recruiter. I contacted for a follow up and I was ignored.

The interview went so bad, I felt like dirt. I got really sad and it really bothered me. I've never been treated so horribly before in an interview. It was such a surreal and terrible experience. Thankfully I was able to get a programming job somewhere else shortly after that interview.

I was desperate for a job, I was new to the cybersecurity and/or IT industry. It was a big opportunity for me.

In retrospect, and for anyone reading this, if you're ever in a position such as I was 10 years ago+, just hang up or leave. It's not worth being treated like shit. Fuck those people and fuck people who use their power to abuse others.

Meta (Facebook) was found guilty for violating United States California wiretapping laws. Meta illegally eavesdropped on women through the "Flo" app.

Flo Health is an app used by women for tracking periods, ovulation, and pregnancy.

Meta used the data for targeted advertising

More information: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/08/jury-finds-meta-broke-wiretap-law-by-collecting-data-from-period-tracker-app/

Gayfemboy botnet uses the string “meowmeow” as a trigger to activate its backdoor functionality.

/me sighs

I name ONE project something silly and now I'm public enemy number 1. This is anti-kitty cat picture propaganda

August 14th we posted this and mocked, sayiny it was probably North Korea. Some people (for reasons I don't understand) said it was probably safe (it's not)

Thankfully, infrawatch_app went way out there way to investigate the company mentioned in the Reddit post (DSLRoot) and much more

The tl;dr:
- Guy in Belarus owns the company
- Owner travels between Minsk and Moscow
- He pays you $250/month to plug in devices
- He connects to it with Remote Desktop Software
- He sells network access to your home to other people
- Advertises on BlackHatWorld
- Random people use your residential IP for ???

More information (worth reading): https://infrawatch.app/blog/dslroot-us-proxy-investigation

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT

Microsoft deleted the AI slop

It was all thanks to you, Battousai

tldr Microsoft did some security announcement thing, they used cheap AI slop to illustrate it. It looked like shit. I had a psychiatric melt down that a company worth $3,700,000,000,000 used AI slop. Commenters also went schizo. Microsoft removed slop

Yay we won

Lots of frustration in the malware analysis and reverse engineering community.

It's been discovered a DEFCON talk, presentation, and the code which coincided with it, was AI slop. The talk itself had hallucinated terminology which (apparently) no one at DEFCON noticed.

Bad.

> 2025
> Artificial Intelligence
> Omnipotent all knowing software
> Can ask anything
> Infinite knowledge, ever growing
> Can assist with almost anything
> Limitless potential
> People try to fuck it

Word on the street is Cloudflare will release a report on a new WR for the largest DDoS in history at around 8.34Tbps

Is this truth? Or is it larp? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

We've been informed it was approx. 699,912 Cat-Pictures-Per-Second. Additionally, the DDoS was the result of ... and quote ... "unemployment".

Correction post*

ShinyHunters, or whoever the fuck compromised SalesForce, is leaking data on a newly created forum.

Previously I wrote they created the forum. However, that appears to be false. Or maybe it's true. I don't know. Nobody knows anything. Computers and attribution is for nerds. I assumed it was them because the fucking forum name is "breachsta-dot-rs", (BreachStars, a reference to PawnStars, or PornStars?) but only God knows.

I also say, "whoever the fuck compromised SalesForce", because it's a big stinky sloppy turd of attribution. This group schizo posts so much it's difficult to ascertain if they're 200iq moves, or a group of people overdosing on narcotics.

This is probably some extortion shit, I don't know bro. Let's see what happens next, next time on Dragon Ball Z

Tired of seeing people online complain about their inability to lose weight.

I lost 12lbs in just a few days all naturally. Let me tell you how.

Saturday night I stopped at the gas station to get some energy drinks. They also sell really sketchy burritos there too. It was the end of the day and the cashier had commented to someone else they're going to throw away all of the food.

I interjected and said, "If you're going to throw it away, can I have it? Im hungry as hell".

He obliged and told me I could grab whatever I wanted. However, he told me the food had been out all day so he wasn't sure how good the food was. I told him it wasn't a problem.

The food was delicious. A little greasy and crusty, but it was delicious.

Subsequently, Sunday morning, I had extreme abdominal pain. It was crippling. I was unable to do anything other than sit on the toilet and be in pain due to the violent and painful diarrhea.

The diarrhea lasted Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and partially today. During that time I was unable to eat anything because it made me throw up.

I successfully lost 12lbs. All natural, no shortcuts, no "ozempic", no fad diets. I lost weight the way our forefathers had historically — dysentery.

What's your excuse?