Maybe the FBI just thought he was silly and thought, "Well, he likes Seth Rogan. That's kind of cool. Let's go easy on him".

Noah Urban a/k/a King Bob, alleged member of Scattered Spider, was sentenced earlier today to 10 years in Federal Prison for his crimes performed with the group. Additionally, he has been ordered to pay $13,000,000 in restitution.

King Bob posted this to social media following the sentencing:

Lots of news circulating today from Russia Today and their exclusive with "hacker group" Killnet.

Killnet claims to have compromised the Ukraine government and alleges information discovered in this data breach shows Ukraine has suffered 1,700,000 casualties in their war against Russia which began February, 2022.

Ukraine has a population of approx. 38,000,000

I find it incredibly suspicious Russian state-sponsored media would accept information from a suspected Russian state-sponsored hacktivist group and would assert Ukraine has lost nearly 5% of its population.

As of this writing, the war has been continuing for 1,274 days. This means, according to Killnet and Russia Today, the Russian military is killing on average 1,330 Ukrainian soldiers a day.

The largest terrorist attack on American soil, the September 11th, 2001 attacks, resulted in the loss of 2,997 lives. Russia Today is asserting the Russian military is killing nearly the same number of September 11th victims every 2 days.

Absolutely preposterous numbers, completely detached from reality.

Oh, God. Please help me. I did DRIVERQUERY /V and have found dozens upon dozens of kernel modes. Oh, Lord. Save me from the ROOTKITS and BOOTKITS. Oh, sweet baby Jesus

They (the Illuminati) even managed to ROOTKIT me with BEEP.

This is satire. Just doing a little bit of trolling and teasing today on THE INTERNET.

Was hanging out with my new born baby boy. Heard my wife scream bloody murder. I safety put down the baby, run into living room, and see some weird thing flying around.

Absolutely terrified, I killed an animal today concerned it might harm my baby. I'm a murderer:(

Recently some people reported EUROPOL had placed a $50,000 bounty on Qilin ransomware group. However, Eduard Kovacs quickly ascertained this was false after speaking with EUROPOL regarding the so-called bounty.

tl;dr Threat Actor runs counter-intelligence op. Good photoshop

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

People with anime profile pictures are the most dangerous people on the internet.

Chat, is this true?

Smart kitty

Fuzzing continuing fuzzingly.

Over 100 potentially vulnerably drivers identified.

amd_dpfc is especially cool and badass. There is no CVEs or alerts on it, probably worth looking into.

INTERPOL ran a massive operation dubbed "Operation Serengeti 2.0".

tl;dr the EU squad came and arrested a bunch people in Africa for committing cybercrime for so long with zero repercussions.

Dawg, they arrested 1,209 people. They're sweeping entire blocks of people

Even those fancy "paddy wagons" only fit 10 people max if you cram them in. They must have rolled deep with 120 vans 😂😂😂😂

Not a big fan of Reddit, but as I've been informed 'power-mods' are a serious problem because people are addicted to clout and/or power.

Hello,

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TreasureTrove-35 is HUSTLING. Bro said, I'm gonna buy a book that's $8 and FREE as a PDF and then sell it FOR DOUBLE on eBay

Truly a 200iq move.

If CrowdStrike can bounce back after conducting the largest ransomware attack in history, then you can learn pointers in C

Hope this helps

I've got a few people who have been harassing me for weeks, months, and sometimes years.

What the think:

- One person thinks I'm the leader of a child sex ring and/or sex trafficking organization headquartered in Israel

- One person thinks I'm anti-semitic because I criticized the Israel government.

- One person thinks I've been harassing them for years (no idea who they are) and claim I've compromised their phone (?)

- One person thinks I'm a Democrat funded anti-America operation (?), despite this account being made when Donald Trump was in his first term as President and more our members being European

The reality: