It's leaking nerds driver licenses too.

DAWG LOL STOP VIBE CODING

WHAT IS BRO YAPPIN ABOUT?! NONE OF THIS IS TRUE

All information by Zach Whittacker. He reported on this last week but I somehow missed it

https://techcrunch.com/2025/08/06/a-rival-tea-app-for-men-is-leaking-its-users-personal-data-and-drivers-licenses/

I'll tell you one thing right now, Chat. If these video game companies require a drivers license to play a game, we got driver licenses FOR YEARS thanks to TeaApp and TeaOnHer.

It's free identity theft for the whole family. You can frisbee stolen identities to strangers

If you're a person who has been a victim of a data leak and/or company compromise we have tips on how to protect yourself.

We know changing passwords can only go so far. If you're a noob and want some tips read below!

1. Change your full name. You need to change your first name, middle name, and last name. If you don't have a middle name, get one.

2. Physically destroy your cell phone. Ideally you should catapult it into an active volcano. Once this has been accomplished, get a new cell phone provider, cell phone number, and cell phone model.

3. Change your profession. If you have a job as a result of a university education, then too bad. Go back to school or go into blue collar work.

4. Get plastic surgery. You need to be unrecognizable to friends, family, and co-workers (your old co-workers).

5. Move to a different state and/or country.

With these 5 simple tips you won't have to worry about cyber breaches!

Oh, I forgot the 6th "step". This step is optional, but if all else fails you could commit suicide. If you're dead you'll be in 50% LESS breaches. Your identity will still be stolen, but without being online it'll happen less often (hopefully).

For the autistic people, Germans, Australians, emotionally stunted, and old confused people: this is satire. Don't kill yourself.

> be me
> sent to hell (atheist, gods big mad)
> get letter from demon wing thingy
> its from the land of the living
> omg
> open letter
> breach notification from company
> mfw burning in hell, still having my data stolen

hahahahahahahaha

Also, I GREATLY underestimated how long it would take to fuzz 7,000,000 files. It's been 12 hours, it's only done.... 200-ish...

Shout out to me.

Accidentally ran a recursive file cleaner in the wrong directory. Nuked all my files and important documents.

Fuck my life

Ran this bad boy in the wrong directory: "Get-ChildItem -File -Recurse | Where-Object { $_.Extension -ne ".sys" } | Remove-Item -Force"

RIP "My Documents" folder.

Fuck computers.

Getting off for the day. I'd post a cat picture reaction but I accidentally deleted them.

/me flips desk

Pressing the up key over and over until you find the previous command is illegal and for nerds.

UPDATE: Cat pictures and sensitive documents have been successfully restored.

Bunch of other shit is still missing, but whatever, fuck it

Currently pushing 7,000,000+- drivers through IOCTLance (Windows Driver fuzzer) to look for vulnerabilities*.

All drivers are signed. Hence, the number may be significantly lower. I suspect the actual number to be closer to 2,000,000.

As the project continues I will be uploading and sharing the results online. I don't know if I'll share it on vx-underground or a different website.

I'm not an exploit guy, so I don't know why I'm doing this. I was inspired by eversinc33 to do this project. It's been really fun so far. Computers are fun.

I asterisk vulnerabilities* because even if the fuzzer indicates the driver is vulnerable, that may not necessarily be true. Additionally, even if it is indeed vulnerable, that may not reflect the level of skill required to exploit the vulnerable driver.

If you have any suggestions let me know.

-smelly

"Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters (UNC3944)", have released an alleged SAP7 0day exploit onto Telegram.

I can't confirm or deny if it's an actual 0day, I have no way to test or confirm anything. However, it is fully weaponized.

I've uploaded it to VXUG

https://vx-underground.org/tmp